deernet | Event Misfire, Private Convo Made Public (CW: Innuendo, Lewdness)

[L and Light did have a conversation earlier about their plans for aiding Never Mind.

Unfortunately, their omnis are both behaving very, very badly, warping and posting this conversation to the network once it no longer resembles itself. L is blue, Light is red, and both are posting under their regular usernames.]

Do you want me to bring the handcuffs? ;)

It’s probably for the best. I don’t plan on going easy on you tonight.

Follow the trail of clothes and then the trail of candy. If you’re lucky I’ll be at the end of it.

I never depend on luck to solve my cases. If you’re not waiting for me, I’ll have to bait you with something you can’t resist.

You are a master baiter. I’ve got hard evidence. Extremely hard.

You’ve never liked things to be too simple, but if you make it too hard, I’m going to ask you to give me a hand.

Sounds like a job. Make me work, Light.

I’ll be sure to reward you well after.

Only what I deserve. You can’t be too permissive or I’ll walk all over you. I know where your soft spots are.

You’re mistaken in assuming they’ll be any parts of me that are soft after. I promised a reward for a job well done, not permission to slack off.

Slacks off? Sounds good. Just as long as it’s also jackets off, ties off, shoes off, socks off. I want to see if you’ve been playing tennis, or just sitting in the dark without moving much. I’ve dated an Olympian, so my standards are higher now.

I have another use for the tie, so I’ll keep it close by. As for ability, you shouldn’t worry. My endurance isn’t the only thing that’s improved.

My last boyfriend taught me a lot about balls and how to handle them. You won’t be disappointed, either.

Before the night is over, you’ll barely be able to remember your name, but I’ll be sure there are new lessons involved.

Help me remember my name by saying it, then. You know the one. Say it like it’s dirty.

I’ll have no choice. By the time we’re through, nothing about you will be clean.

But one part of you will be unusually clean.

I’m almost there. If you haven’t started undressing, I’ll have to do it for you.

Let me change into the clothes you can rip. I know how hot that gets you.

Don’t underestimate me. No matter what you’re wearing, I’ll manage to get them off.

Well try to get through my chastity belt, then. Guess where the key is? I bet you can’t.

The longer you force me to look, the longer it will take to get to the fun part.

I’m outside. When you hear the door, it’ll be me.

Ding-dong, it’s unlocked. Come on in, in every sense of the word.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

The things I wanted to accomplish wouldn't have been possible if I had too bad of an image, but I never thought I'd have to be worried about being seen as a sadistic lover interested in sexual punishment.

You'll be here. You should be disappointed if I take so long to land that you risk disappearing. If I do, I wouldn't want you to see it.

I'm not going anywhere. Even if that's not realistically a promise any of us can make, it's been a year for me. Something seems to have stuck. Don't worry so much, Light.

I'm not. It's the opposite: I'm confident so it's a promise. Our levels might be different right now, but it won't stay that way. We'll be able to practice as equals before long.

Let's meet tomorrow at the Archives. You've likely noticed that it's not exactly a Dewey Decimal sort of situation; I can provide you with some techniques to find what you're looking for faster.

I won't reject the help. I'm eager to start practicing, but I want to know the foundations first.

I'll warn you immediately that trying to apply too much logic to the process unravels it. The more intuitive you can be, the better. I'm sure you're up for it.

I did discover the need to be open-minded the moment I turned into a sea creature that grew legs and became a human. Don't worry, education is more than being able to read a book.

Do you really remember being a squid? I wish I could claim as much. I suppose you could be lying.

Event Misfire, Private Convo Made Public (CW: Innuendo, Lewdness)

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