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deernet2021-10-05 10:17 pm
delilahs_death) wrote in deernet2021-10-05 10:17 pm
video; un: Dr. Disraeli
[Appearing on screen is one Dr. Jezebel Disraeli, who looks thoroughly irritated. He also looks mildly disheveled and sickly, somehow appearing even thinner than his normal lanky appearance. Behind him, a large dog paces and whines, glancing at his owner all the while.]
So. I surely can't be the only person in this damned place who is completely unable to eat. Or eat food, rather.
If it's not the whole town, then I assume it is those who share my blood type, since that seems to determine everything around here. Vileblood, I believe I am called.
In any event: I believe I have stumbled upon a solution for those who might be afflicted.
[With pained grimace of a smile, he holds up a set of vials in his palm.]
Arsenic. Cyanide. Strychnine. All of which are deadly poisons, and all of which seem to be the only thing I can eat without wanting to promptly pass out on the spot. I imagine anyone else afflicted will be the same, since this does seem to be the sort of sick joke we would be afflicted with.
So, if anyone is in need of a poison or two, I suppose I can assist. I have a decent supply.
Before anyone asks: yes, I do have a lot of poisons.
Yes, I study poisons and made some of them myself.
No, I have not poisoned anyone in the town.
Although, believe me, I've been tempted.
So. I surely can't be the only person in this damned place who is completely unable to eat. Or eat food, rather.
If it's not the whole town, then I assume it is those who share my blood type, since that seems to determine everything around here. Vileblood, I believe I am called.
In any event: I believe I have stumbled upon a solution for those who might be afflicted.
[With pained grimace of a smile, he holds up a set of vials in his palm.]
Arsenic. Cyanide. Strychnine. All of which are deadly poisons, and all of which seem to be the only thing I can eat without wanting to promptly pass out on the spot. I imagine anyone else afflicted will be the same, since this does seem to be the sort of sick joke we would be afflicted with.
So, if anyone is in need of a poison or two, I suppose I can assist. I have a decent supply.
Before anyone asks: yes, I do have a lot of poisons.
Yes, I study poisons and made some of them myself.
No, I have not poisoned anyone in the town.
Although, believe me, I've been tempted.
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No clue! Our drugs of choice are usually a little more metaphysical. I think I'm done with stuff like time, though, that's a little too much for when you're hanging around humans.
[though.......the psychosis part is noted]
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