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[necroprince]

[She’s been here for over a week now. Time to get the lay of the land. The video opens up to a particularly tall blonde woman with a golden skeletal arm and a smirk. She's here to cause problems on purpose.]

Greetings, hello, salutations. My name is Ianthe Naberius. I’m new in town, twenty two, a princess of Ida, unfortunately single and dreadfully bored!

Now, I come to you today, not only to introduce myself, but to ask something of all of you.

Who do you hate most in Trench and why? I’m trying to meet people, network, but it’s so hard and overwhelmingly positive! So consider this an open invitation. Warn me about that dangerous scoundrel who kicked your puppy, seethe about how much you despise me for whatever reason, tell me about your parasocial hateful fixation on one of the local divinity. It can be a minor slight you want to complain about, a friend of yours who owes you two perfectly intact human skulls, or it can be an actual danger to this lovely little community of ours.

Now, before you try to say “this is childish and stupid!” You’re absolutely right, but it is a necessary part of self care to allow oneself to be an absolute cunt once in a while. [Or all the time, if your name is Ianthe.] So let’s not make any grand claims to being above something like this, mm?

Feel free to use the anonymity feature. Or the privacy feature, I guess, if you’re shy or worried about being fileted like a fish.

Comments

[bolstafir]

lol
oh no, he only says it every single time he gets the chance
weh weh, i am so misunderstood
why does nobody pat my ass for holding off on murder for a few months? what do you expect, remorse? how dare you, my past has been so hard
but i can see how you might have missed it if you've spent all your time kissing his ass
hard to read the network from down there

[fogsong]

So many feelings.

Oh, I'm an ass-kisser because I have a life outside of the network? Ooh, that stings and I don't know how I'll ever recover from such a sick burn.

[bolstafir]

you're busy arguing with an anon to defend maul on a post specifically for hating on people
you've got such a rich and fulfilling life you're ignoring to have the most pointless conversation of all time, but you're not an ass-kisser

[fogsong]

I don't think you know what it means to defend someone or to kiss their ass. [ listen. listen. she absolutely started this to defend maul. ]

n...sfw ..... im sorry sharon

[bolstafir]

i'm more of a blowjob guy, myself

if you don't care about defending maul, why are you even here

lmfao! perfection!

[fogsong]

...fucking TMI, bitch. Get bit.

Because you were anon. [ very "because you were home" of her (also she's a lying liar who lies ]

[bolstafir]

big fan of biting too, actually, so thanks
maybe i will

why's that bother you, anyway
it's because you wanna know who's badmouthing your buddy, right?
maybe get some matches ready of your own?

[fogsong]

...I hate you.

Yeah, no shit I want to know who's badmouthing my fucking teacher and friend. I'd like to know who I should be calling a little bitch.

Also, I wouldn't need matches to set your shit on fire. Not that I even would because you're not worth the effort.

[bolstafir]

see now that sounds a lot like defending to me
do you expect everyone to like your friends, because keeping track of that shit sounds fucking exhausting to me
you know, especially when your friends have a long trail of murder and maimings that they've repeatedly insisted nobody can expect them to feel bad about

also, if that's supposed to scare me? being able to make fire is weaksauce shit
talk to me when you can turn people to dust just by thinking about it

[which isn't something HE can do but nobody can prove shit.]

[fogsong]

Wait, why do you hate Maul again? Was it the murder and maiming? I don't think you've talked about that yet!

I can turn people to ash just by thinking of them. Fear me, little bitch. [ someone take her omni from her she's discovered she can enjoy being an ass on the network ]

[bolstafir]

you know what's real cute, kid

[he doesn't know who she is but he's going to assume it ok. he's older than almost everyone who's not immortal around here anyway.]

you're out here losing your shit about some rando anon dragging your buddy like they've personally burned down YOUR house

now imagine if you had to spend years seeing people you care about get hurt over and over by the same person and not be able to do anything about it without starting a fucking endless revenge war because nobody stays dead
then imagine watching that person throw a tantrum every couple months because people still talk about going through that
and tell me if you wouldn't be a little fucking irritated and want to ruin their fucking day a little

if maul had to deal with a fraction of the shit he put my family through he'd never fucking get over it
he's still going on about willow like that shit with his brother didn't happen because john fucking gaius pissed off the ocean and made the town go insane for a month
that was ONCE
you know how many FUCKING times he did it to my household, fucking personally?
over and over and over
for TWO FUCKING YEARS
and you're so fucking fragile you can't take a single tame fucking insult that wasn't even directed at you
so really you can just go fuck yourself
i'm done with this

[fogsong]

I understand now why twitter had a character limit. [ she might feel a little bad for him at a later point but right now she just... can't. sorry, qrow. ]

[bolstafir]

[She does get to have the last word, because Qrow has thrown his Omni on the couch in disgust and left, but later ... later the pettiness sets back in. She used her own username, so it's not hard to find out who she is ..... and as Sharon's going about her business in the following days, she'll find some of the corvids that typically hang around the city seem to target her, personally.

Revenge tastes very much like stolen french fries, and they are delicious. Sorry about the bird poop on your shoes, Sharon. (he's not sorry at all).]

[fogsong]

[dohaeris]

[wow why are the local corvids mad at one of sansa's best friends? this calls for..........a murder investigation]