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[She’s been here for over a week now. Time to get the lay of the land. The video opens up to a particularly tall blonde woman with a golden skeletal arm and a smirk. She's here to cause problems on purpose.]

Greetings, hello, salutations. My name is Ianthe Naberius. I’m new in town, twenty two, a princess of Ida, unfortunately single and dreadfully bored!

Now, I come to you today, not only to introduce myself, but to ask something of all of you.

Who do you hate most in Trench and why? I’m trying to meet people, network, but it’s so hard and overwhelmingly positive! So consider this an open invitation. Warn me about that dangerous scoundrel who kicked your puppy, seethe about how much you despise me for whatever reason, tell me about your parasocial hateful fixation on one of the local divinity. It can be a minor slight you want to complain about, a friend of yours who owes you two perfectly intact human skulls, or it can be an actual danger to this lovely little community of ours.

Now, before you try to say “this is childish and stupid!” You’re absolutely right, but it is a necessary part of self care to allow oneself to be an absolute cunt once in a while. [Or all the time, if your name is Ianthe.] So let’s not make any grand claims to being above something like this, mm?

Feel free to use the anonymity feature. Or the privacy feature, I guess, if you’re shy or worried about being fileted like a fish.

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it must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero

I'm the problem, it's me.

[oh no she's smarter than cersei]

I think I've been a little too kind
didn't notice you walking all over my peace of mind

Edited 2022-12-22 23:48 (UTC)

[She's one of the smartest people in the Nine Houses, unfortunately.]

If I'm dead to you, why are you at the wake?

[this is why sansa is always telling him to leave things alone...]

I keep my side of the street clean
you wouldn't know what I mean

You can tell me when it's over, If the high was worth the pain.

it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar

You'd think losing an arm would be enough for most people.

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace

But I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me.

Just control your urges to scream about all the people you hate

Is there a point to this little game we're playing or should I just leave you to it?

I might ask you the same thing.

There we go, that's a full sentence.

I'm learning a lot. It's like a hilariously violent documentary.

You need to calm down is a full sentence.

Have you learned very much about corruption, or why this city can ill afford bloodshed?

Oh, sorry, I meant a full sentence in your own words.

Let's see, corruption is that thing that turns sweet little gingers into bloodthirsty mass murderers who rip families apart and presumably eat babies.

The city can't afford bloodshed because then the city gets polluted and everyone turns into bloodthirsty mass murderers who rip families apart and presumably eat babies.

Your point?

[the reference to gingers has sansa shouting at him to shut up, but unfortunately(??) she can't actually stop her omen from posting to the network.]

Must I have one? I can't say that your post does, unless you intended to make everybody miserable and disturb what little peace we have here.

Yes, everyone's miserable and crying. I made everyone cry by forcing them to engage with my post using my psychic powers where they talk about problems I manufactured personally. Nobody at all is enjoying this as much as I am.

Your point I'm sure is that by drawing these feelings to the surface, I might be invertedly corrupting people, and I might be escalating these problems to bloodshed, which then would pollute this ramshackled decomposing corpse of a planet further to be slightly worse. You can hold me responsible for this fabricated hypothetical if it makes you feel better, but maybe your friends just aren't particularly good people. Food for thought.

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

You're obsessed with me.

stressing and obsessing about someone else is no fun

Actually, I think this post has more than disproven that. Look how much fun everyone's having.

not for me all I think about is karma

I did something bad?

I suppose you'd like very much to tell me how you didn't

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