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[necroprince]

[She’s been here for over a week now. Time to get the lay of the land. The video opens up to a particularly tall blonde woman with a golden skeletal arm and a smirk. She's here to cause problems on purpose.]

Greetings, hello, salutations. My name is Ianthe Naberius. I’m new in town, twenty two, a princess of Ida, unfortunately single and dreadfully bored!

Now, I come to you today, not only to introduce myself, but to ask something of all of you.

Who do you hate most in Trench and why? I’m trying to meet people, network, but it’s so hard and overwhelmingly positive! So consider this an open invitation. Warn me about that dangerous scoundrel who kicked your puppy, seethe about how much you despise me for whatever reason, tell me about your parasocial hateful fixation on one of the local divinity. It can be a minor slight you want to complain about, a friend of yours who owes you two perfectly intact human skulls, or it can be an actual danger to this lovely little community of ours.

Now, before you try to say “this is childish and stupid!” You’re absolutely right, but it is a necessary part of self care to allow oneself to be an absolute cunt once in a while. [Or all the time, if your name is Ianthe.] So let’s not make any grand claims to being above something like this, mm?

Feel free to use the anonymity feature. Or the privacy feature, I guess, if you’re shy or worried about being fileted like a fish.

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[necroprince]

[Hm. Ianthe considers that more so, but her expression doesn't give away just what the Empire's been having her do.]

Ten thousand years, hm. Were they from your precious Earth as well? Or another planet?

[That's the real question.]

I wouldn't say it's a coincidence so much as a great cosmic joke. You have to remember we're only here at the whims of monsters, right?

[hauntedsavior]

Some were from my Earth. Some were from other worlds, ones I'd never heard of. [she rattles off a list of a few that she remembers.] Krypton, Terca Lumieris, Midgard. I don't know of they were separate worlds or just new names for the same planet.

Either way, it would be a pretty funny joke. [she doesn't smile.] It would be my luck. I get plucked out of my world to come here and meet somebody who's destroyed Earth, and it turns out to be someone entirely unrelated to the reason my Earth gets destroyed. Hilarious.