Varian (
droptheious) wrote in
deernet2021-10-07 05:13 pm
un: trienemybest; video
[The video feed opens in Varian's creepy basement lab where health and safety regulations go to die. The boy himself isn't looking that great, his skin has a grey-ish tinge to it and he looks more exhausted than usual. But that's fine, he's fine. He turns the camera around to take in some sapphires on his workbench. Some are soaking in various chemical substances, some are under a microscope, some are in various steampunk-y machines: it's clear some testing has been going on. ]
So, Flynn was kind enough to give me some of the crystals that grew on his corpse during...whatever weird new thing death is here. [He doesn't sound as excited about this as his usual projects and anyone who knows about his deeply unfortunate past will know why.] I have experience in creepy, magical death rocks -no...no I'm not going to elaborate on that- so I decided to study them. They seem to be crystalising the actual cells of the body- so not just a separate coating. I also found traces of warmblood within the crystals themselves, which I think is what Flynn is? A-anyway, it seems they're working on a cellular level, like they're what jumpstarts the reversal of the cell degeneration after death- so- so it's possible they're what reverses then entire process.
Anyway, moral of the story is, they're probably super important in resurrecting people so maybe don't mess with the process when it's happening? Of course, without having any other samples to compare this to, it's all conjecture right now.
[A beat, he turns the camera back to himself, grimacing.]
Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Please don't take that as encouragement to get yourselves killed in the name of science.
[Another beat, then he waves a hand airily.]
Thaaaaaat said, this is October, so statistically, there's a high chance that a not-insignificant portion of the population will be dead by the end of the month. So...if you wanna donate your death crystals for science then, that would be less...morally grey. Probably? Probably.
So, Flynn was kind enough to give me some of the crystals that grew on his corpse during...whatever weird new thing death is here. [He doesn't sound as excited about this as his usual projects and anyone who knows about his deeply unfortunate past will know why.] I have experience in creepy, magical death rocks -no...no I'm not going to elaborate on that- so I decided to study them. They seem to be crystalising the actual cells of the body- so not just a separate coating. I also found traces of warmblood within the crystals themselves, which I think is what Flynn is? A-anyway, it seems they're working on a cellular level, like they're what jumpstarts the reversal of the cell degeneration after death- so- so it's possible they're what reverses then entire process.
Anyway, moral of the story is, they're probably super important in resurrecting people so maybe don't mess with the process when it's happening? Of course, without having any other samples to compare this to, it's all conjecture right now.
[A beat, he turns the camera back to himself, grimacing.]
Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Please don't take that as encouragement to get yourselves killed in the name of science.
[Another beat, then he waves a hand airily.]
Thaaaaaat said, this is October, so statistically, there's a high chance that a not-insignificant portion of the population will be dead by the end of the month. So...if you wanna donate your death crystals for science then, that would be less...morally grey. Probably? Probably.

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It was a riot.
[He would be getting the annotated version, though, since it came with a lot of painful childhood memories of her fucked up mafioso family.]
Seems like folks are willing to do trades for a lot of things.
And there's a lot of "As long as you're pulling your weight" spit and handshaking if it's normal stuff.
The blood's just for that not so normal stuff if I understand right.
Hey now, I'm not spooky when I'm stalking all of you from the shadows.
Ok, I absolutely am, and I know it.
And exactly, it's normal to miss them.
[Just... not this much, even for her.]
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[He can accept that, he knows more than enough when it comes to painful childhood memories and trying to avoid them. ]
I've noticed that- been getting good supplies for my alchemy. But yeah, that how I'm understanding it, too.
Neo, that is the actual definition of being spooky. [Neo, please.] There you go. But if it gets... I don't know, more? Or you just want someone to talk to, you know you can always come to me, right?
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They'll probably be plenty happy to send you more so that they get more alchemical goods.
But I'm pink!
Pink things aren't spooky!
They're creepy!
I'll remember you're here, don't worry.
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Oh, my deepest apologies.
Neo, that is the actual definition of being creepy.
And good, don't deal with this alone.
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If you're not careful, you're going to be the crazy cat lady before me!
And I'm the one with the actual cat for an omen.
Yeah, I know.
It's a little hard to get my mind wrapped around the "Working together" thing.
I've never been especially good at it, outside of a fight.
But I'll try.
Give me a holler if you need anything.
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The fact you're willing to try matters a lot. It's a big first step!
Will do. Thanks, Neo