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[droptheious]

[The video feed opens in Varian's creepy basement lab where health and safety regulations go to die. The boy himself isn't looking that great, his skin has a grey-ish tinge to it and he looks more exhausted than usual. But that's fine, he's fine. He turns the camera around to take in some sapphires on his workbench. Some are soaking in various chemical substances, some are under a microscope, some are in various steampunk-y machines: it's clear some testing has been going on. ]

So, Flynn was kind enough to give me some of the crystals that grew on his corpse during...whatever weird new thing death is here. [He doesn't sound as excited about this as his usual projects and anyone who knows about his deeply unfortunate past will know why.] I have experience in creepy, magical death rocks -no...no I'm not going to elaborate on that- so I decided to study them. They seem to be crystalising the actual cells of the body- so not just a separate coating. I also found traces of warmblood within the crystals themselves, which I think is what Flynn is? A-anyway, it seems they're working on a cellular level, like they're what jumpstarts the reversal of the cell degeneration after death- so- so it's possible they're what reverses then entire process.

Anyway, moral of the story is, they're probably super important in resurrecting people so maybe don't mess with the process when it's happening? Of course, without having any other samples to compare this to, it's all conjecture right now.

[A beat, he turns the camera back to himself, grimacing.]

Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Please don't take that as encouragement to get yourselves killed in the name of science.

[Another beat, then he waves a hand airily.]

Thaaaaaat said, this is October, so statistically, there's a high chance that a not-insignificant portion of the population will be dead by the end of the month. So...if you wanna donate your death crystals for science then, that would be less...morally grey. Probably? Probably.

Comments

[no_reload]

Oh, Eddie is definitely welcome to be inside me.

[droptheious]

[How sad the innuendo goes sailing over Varian's sweet little Disney head. Tragic.]

That's a weird way of saying it, but ok.

[no_reload]

Do be certain to give Eddie my exact phrasing if you two come to an agreement on my corpse.

[Oh this sweet summer child... Reaper had so much to subtly troll him with.]

[droptheious]

...Okay?? This just got weirder but fine?

[One day he will just start screaming at Reaper out of the blue and this is exactly why.]

[no_reload]

Excellent. That's all I want. You can do as you please with crystalline structures on my corpse.

[He looked forward to the day of screaming. He hoped it would be far in the future so the effect would be even more amusing.]

[droptheious]

Thanks, Reaper?? I think.