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Hello!  I am Hank, new from Los Angeles, at least I think I am?  Squid thing was...very strange.  But I have found good place to live and clothes, so can't be totally bad, yes?

And I have a cat now.  Which is strange but I always thought I might be cat person.  Thank you to whoever left cat!  She is very sweet, I have named her Tatiana.  Good name.  Had a baba named Tatiana.

Anyway.  Hello!  Seems like fun place to be, even if Barry is Grumpy Gary about it.  Looking forward to meeting of you all!

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[demonicbeauty]

I wouldn't say tiny...

They average about five and a half feet, I guess.

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Oh! So not tiny, no. Standard elf size, maybe.

[demonicbeauty]

I guess?

Why would they be tiny?

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...I don't know? I just always thought elves should be tiny, I think.

[demonicbeauty]

Are there tiny elves in California?

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Not that I know of, but then elves are only in stories, yes?

[demonicbeauty]

Well, they're real as far as I know.

I would be interested to hear some of your stories, though.

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Oh, my stories are not very interesting. If you have real elves, I am sure yours are much better.

[demonicbeauty]

...interesting point, sir.

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Thought it might be. So tell me about elves where you are from!

[demonicbeauty]

Oh, well. Um. They're...blue-eyed. Long-lived and very, deeply proud.

They're more talented with magic than any of the other races.