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deernet2023-02-12 04:33 pm
survivalthroughhate) wrote in deernet2023-02-12 04:33 pm
Video; un: darkness
[Maul usually only posted once to the network per month, so the fact there was a second post from him and so soon after the first might have been cause for alarm, except he didn't look at all serious. He had a rolled scroll with him. After seeing Savage post on the network, he'd felt it was time to take action.]
It has come to my attention that my little brother Savage is going to be without a date for the second year in a row here in Trench as Valentine's Day approaches. This is unacceptable, so I am rectifying the situation by finding him one. To that end, I have complied a list of his traits for those of you who have not had the pleasure of getting to know him well.
[Then he unrolled the scroll. Yep, Maul had written down a numbered list of all his brother's good qualities.]
Item one: He's tall. Ridiculously so. Which is not pertinent to those of you who are also tall, but for the short ones in this city, it is always good to have someone who can get things off the top shelf and step on those who oppose you.
Item two: He's extremely loyal. It takes him a very long time to open up to you and learn to trust, but once he does, you will have his trust for life. You can't ask for someone who will stick by your side for a longer period of time than he will.
Item three: He's very caring. Related to the above, he always puts himself last and so he'll make sure all your needs are met first. Indeed, sometimes it can be hard to get him to take care of himself even when he needs to.
Item four: He comes with a very cute pet named Ruin who is a rathtar he will gladly show off to you if you come over to visit.
Item five: He is a decent fighter. Considering the perilous nature of this city, it's useful to have someone who knows how to wield a lightsaber or who can gore an opponent to death with his horns on your side. Do keep in mind he may challenge you to a battle in order to start proper Nightbrother courtship, so you may want to bring weapons on your first date.
Item six: He's good-looking. I will accept no arguments on this fact simply because some of you are used to human-centric worlds. Don't be speciesist. The proof speaks for itself.
[He held up a sketch he'd put down next to this item on the scroll to prove his point.]
Item seven: He's good at hunting. When this place eventually collapses into dust, there will be little food left, so it will help to have someone who can track down and kill game for you to eat. Not to mention there might be lean months as it is for one reason or another.
Item eight: He is family-oriented. He is very good with kits and I'm sure wouldn't mind having five or six of his own down the line if the relationship progresses that far.
[He rolled the scroll back up.]
I will now take applicants to be vetted by me first before I set you up with him. Do keep in mind if any of you break his hearts, I will be forced to break you in return, so be kind to him. Go out for a nice dinner or hunt in the woods or have a good sparring match and this will all go according to plan.
[.......Stick around long enough on this post and one might have the pleasure of seeing Savage toss Maul through a wall for trying to set him up on a date.]
It has come to my attention that my little brother Savage is going to be without a date for the second year in a row here in Trench as Valentine's Day approaches. This is unacceptable, so I am rectifying the situation by finding him one. To that end, I have complied a list of his traits for those of you who have not had the pleasure of getting to know him well.
[Then he unrolled the scroll. Yep, Maul had written down a numbered list of all his brother's good qualities.]
Item one: He's tall. Ridiculously so. Which is not pertinent to those of you who are also tall, but for the short ones in this city, it is always good to have someone who can get things off the top shelf and step on those who oppose you.
Item two: He's extremely loyal. It takes him a very long time to open up to you and learn to trust, but once he does, you will have his trust for life. You can't ask for someone who will stick by your side for a longer period of time than he will.
Item three: He's very caring. Related to the above, he always puts himself last and so he'll make sure all your needs are met first. Indeed, sometimes it can be hard to get him to take care of himself even when he needs to.
Item four: He comes with a very cute pet named Ruin who is a rathtar he will gladly show off to you if you come over to visit.
Item five: He is a decent fighter. Considering the perilous nature of this city, it's useful to have someone who knows how to wield a lightsaber or who can gore an opponent to death with his horns on your side. Do keep in mind he may challenge you to a battle in order to start proper Nightbrother courtship, so you may want to bring weapons on your first date.
Item six: He's good-looking. I will accept no arguments on this fact simply because some of you are used to human-centric worlds. Don't be speciesist. The proof speaks for itself.
[He held up a sketch he'd put down next to this item on the scroll to prove his point.]
Item seven: He's good at hunting. When this place eventually collapses into dust, there will be little food left, so it will help to have someone who can track down and kill game for you to eat. Not to mention there might be lean months as it is for one reason or another.
Item eight: He is family-oriented. He is very good with kits and I'm sure wouldn't mind having five or six of his own down the line if the relationship progresses that far.
[He rolled the scroll back up.]
I will now take applicants to be vetted by me first before I set you up with him. Do keep in mind if any of you break his hearts, I will be forced to break you in return, so be kind to him. Go out for a nice dinner or hunt in the woods or have a good sparring match and this will all go according to plan.
[.......Stick around long enough on this post and one might have the pleasure of seeing Savage toss Maul through a wall for trying to set him up on a date.]
[Video][UN: JustLuke]
[ He pauses a moment. ]
I'll be sure to avoid the house in the next few days.
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[Maul was optimistic about this whole idea!]
Wimp.
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You were saying?
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I stand by what I have done! It was all for a noble cause!
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I think Savage disagrees. Also, I'm not fixing that.
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[That was his story and he was sticking to it!]
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I'm almost positive this 'holiday' is a manufactured one. It's better to let him decide if he should celebrate it or not.
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Video; UN: Cuddlebunny
(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL
Text; UN: Cuddlebunny
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its important that u tell me these things. or anyone else if u dont feel safe telling me for some reason.
how am i suppose to take care of u if u dont tell me whats up?
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You're seriously so sweet, B.B. If you wanna sleepover, I'd love that, but you don't have to if you wanna spend time with Vi or someone else.
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ive established that already.
im here to watch over the 3 of u and make sure u 3 are living ok.
meaning eating, sleeping, getting enough attention, and ur moods are spot on.
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i know i tend to spend a lil more time w/ chizuru than u and vi sometimes. she is the most ( ah, what's a good word to use. ) sensitive. so she needs extra help w/ hopping and help w/ her confidence. but that doesnt mean u or vi are any less important.
so if u need me, please tell me ok?
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Alright, then, I need you, and I would love for you to come by, Jinx and spend time with me. You're my friend and I care and love for you.
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[ He gave her a sympathetic look, which turned into a gentle smile. ]
I'll be sure to stop by...
[ He trailed off, before a grin found its way onto his face. He couldn't stay gloomy, for her sake. ]
That is, if you can stand having someone so 'attractive' in your place.
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Lukey, I've been handling you being at my place for months, and I'm living with my girlfriend. Besides, I can handle being around Obi-Wan.
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...he is unfairly attractive at this age, isn't he?
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I don't know the first thing about good or bad Jedi. [Well, she has an IDEA having met enough of them.]
But Obi-Wan is a good person. I think, even if he wasn't a Jedi, he'd just be incredible on his own.