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[ex_sink985]

Is anybody else here older than 100?

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[eudaimonikos]

What is that, something humans would do?
They don't really know we exist, before they die.
I mean, of course they have stories. Every so often one of them has a near-death experience or a wild trip and catches little glimpses of the afterlife.
But it's definitely not something where they could pick out individuals among us to...burn incense for or whatever. And even if they did, it doesn't actually affect anything.

[ex_sink985]

Interesting.

Our Heavenly Court counts each incense stick as one merit. The gods use them shamelessly like currency - helps keep the Divine Emperor in the seat of power and the rest of the bureaucrats working, I suppose.

But I was only ever visiting. I think it would be better if they were never seen by mortals at all.

Are you a god?

[eudaimonikos]

Money! That's wild.

[Sounds terrible, actually! But whatever!]

If you ask me, "god" is just an immortal who's decided to start a cult or some bullshit like that.
I'm a demon. I run the pleasant half of the afterlife - where people go to chill out together for however long.

[ex_sink985]

A ghost.

[ The word for ghost and demon are the same in his language, which frustrates him when auto-translated on the regular. ]

A ghost. A ghost.

[ Just trying to get his omen to transcribe what he's saying correctly and producing this surreal series of messages. ]

A demon lord? Ah, yes, that word translates more accurately. Apologies, this system of communication poses me some difficulties. Demon lords are a type of ghost. It is interesting to me that you use peaceful terminology for your domain, most demon lords in my world are destructive and sadistic.

[eudaimonikos]

[The hell? Luckily it all makes a little more sense once a few more messages come in.]

Well, you know, I went on a journey of personal growth or whatever.

[ex_sink985]

And now you are "chill"?

[eudaimonikos]

Yeah, you got it.