text. username: @blackwater

[ex_sink985]

Is anybody else here older than 100?

Comments

[Text] [Anonymous]

[hachitaro]

Yeah, I'm an old fart. What do you want?

[ex_sink985]

[ Deeply doesn't understand the anonymous function. ]

Nothing specific. Just wondering if there are others here like that.

text | un: GOLDEN ONE

[possessum]

( Something sees the message and peers out with a swell of curiosity, choosing one of the titles he's fashioned for himself in this place. Admittedly, communicating (and especially texting) is still a bit foreign for him, but auto-correct is a big help. )

YES

( King Paimon has learned that people capitalise things that are important, and this entire conversation is important, so....... )

I AM FAR OLDER THAN THE NUMBER 1 0 0
YOU ARE GATHERING INFORMATION
?

[ex_sink985]

The purpose of this post was merely to establish that I am not alone in having lived beyond a mortal lifespan. No more information than that.

(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

im 100000000000.
the wisest person u'll ever know.

[ex_sink985]

Hm.

text | un: a-quinque

[butnotyet]

I see I'm far from the first to answer, but also: yes, quite a few people who have been around for a few revolutions of the galaxy, as it were.

(By the by, I do sincerely hope you aren't the one who punched me during speed-dating? One would think anyone who had been around — or at least expected to be around — for well over a century would understand the benefits of flexibility, rather than being offended by them...)

[ex_sink985]

Haven't punched anyone in recent memory.

When you say flexibility, you aren't speaking acrobatically, are you.

text | un: wheninlanling

[poorlittlesange]

[hm. well, this is another point in the column supporting at least one of his suspicions.]

Greetings.

I am not older than 100. However, it is not unheard of in my world for some gifted cultivators to achieve immortality.

[ex_sink985]

Yeah? Planning to cultivate your way into becoming a martial god?

un: eudaimonikos

[eudaimonikos]

Yeah, I'm a couple billion.

[Once you get up that high it's not even that useful to specify!]

[ex_sink985]

Congratulations on your longevity, if you're being serious.

[ Xuan was deeply skeptical about jinx's comment so it's primed him to view numbers that insanely high with suspicion that he's being, for lack of a better word, trolled, not that he understands what an internet troll even is. ]

text | un: duty

[martyrofduty]

What is your experience of time like?

un: imyarek

[unsheathedfromreality]

I ceased counting when I died, but had passed my sixth century before then.

Which is still young for my people.

[ex_sink985]

The ghost of another species?

[ This is exactly the sort of person he was hoping to reply. ]

Have a rank?

Video;

[wapples]

[The video opens on a boy who looks mostly like an exceptionally short nine year old.]

Ooh! Me! I'm over a hundred!

still text and also i'm sorry

[ex_sink985]

No.

[Text][UN:A_Wesker013]

[subject_013]

Not a hundred yet, but despite my appearance and people's impression of it, I'm halfway there.

[ex_sink985]

Do you expect to reach 100? Barring some unpleasant interference, of course.

text; UN: shiro

[shiro2hero]

Does it count if we feel older than that?

[ex_sink985]

Not for finding people my own age, but if you would like to consider yourself aged by your experiences, who am I to stop you?

text | un: katherine

[manipulative]

Are we going to start a club for very attractive people over 100?

[ex_sink985]

So long as this conversation is had without accompanying images I would not presume attractiveness.

I am interested in getting to know anybody with an elongated lifespan, however.

text | un: duty

[martyrofduty]

10,000 give or take.

[ex_sink985]

Interesting. Then the gap between us is over 9000.

Text - UN: Onerthes

[onerthes]

Oh my, one of my favorite topics.

[No, she wasn't being facetious. She liked teasing people about it.]

My people live for centuries. I am into my mid three-hundreds. I'm guessing that you're a bit more long lived as well?

[ex_sink985]

Nine hundred and something. Give or take fifty years.

text; un: pareidolia

[toteninsel]

Depends on how you count it.

Do you think we age when we dream?

[ex_sink985]

Yes. Even in sleep, the world moves endlessly onwards.

Text | UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

No.
But I can bench over 100 easily.
Does that count?

[ex_sink985]

You are referring to lifting weights?

un: GoldenFlowers, text

[the_obedient_servant]

I might be. I was dead for what felt like longer than one hundred years.

[ex_sink985]

Are you still dead now?

anonymous

[overlies]

My existence is as old as the concept of conquest itself.

And you?

[ex_sink985]

Nine hundred and something.