(VIDEO) — UN: FISHBONES!!!

[opheliac]

( if you catch this video fast enough when it starts, the viewer will see a feminine hand coming to view. but that hand quickly ducks down off screen and all the video shows now is an open living room. alright, this seems odd and rather boring.

that is until, suddenly a rocket launcher shark comes into the viewing. whoa! it's pretty huge. it's all in the camera but whoever is controlling it is trying to inch it perfectly. once that's done, the jaw of this weapon starts to move and out comes out a goofy voice someone is providing for it.)

❝Hello everyone! I hope I didn't surprise or scare anyone with my appearance! I've been meaning to chat with you all for a very long time but... ❞

( a little pause as the head looks down to the floor. )

❝ SOMEONE'S been a little rude and wouldn't let me meet people. But it looks like today is the day! So... ask me anything! I'm an open book or we can chat about our favorite things!! I looooooooove talking about good and happy stuff. So don't be shy! ❞

Comments

[fogsong]

Supposedly, she's evil but I think she's just lashing out at a world that hurt her. [ to be fair, sharon relates a little too closely to the character and she thinks maybe jinx will, too. ]

[opheliac]

❝ That poor little girl. Now I just want to hug her! ❞

[fogsong]

[ That makes her laugh out loud ] I don't think you'll be saying that once we finally watch the movie.

[opheliac]

❝ Oh... well. I bet I will still! Everyone needs love. ❞

[fogsong]

Remind Jinx of that sometime.

[opheliac]

❝ I'll... do my best, Sharon. Even with the way she treats me sometimes, I still love with all of my metal heart. ❞

[fogsong]

Well, even when she's in a bad mood, she is super lovable.

[opheliac]

❝ Hehehe, I think so, too! But I hope she doesn't hear us, otherwise I might end up sleeping alone tonight. ❞

[fogsong]

That would just be rude as fuck of her.

[opheliac]

❝ That's okay if she does. Then that means she won't get any kisses from me. ❞

( they... kiss? that's not weird, is it? )

[fogsong]

[ That makes Sharon laugh. ] That'll totally show her.

[opheliac]

❝ Want me to give you a kiss sometime? Wink, wink! It'll be platonic. ❞

[fogsong]

Yeah, I'll give you the biggest kiss when I see you. Right on the nose.

[opheliac]

❝ Yay! Well until then, I'll be heading off now! I'm not use to all of this talking and I'm tuckering myself out. ❞

[fogsong]

Might want to hit the hay then, Fishbones. [ Jinx is what she really means. ]

[opheliac]

❝ Yep! Chat with you later, Sharon! ❞