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Johnny Lawrence ([personal profile] strikefirster) wrote in [community profile] deernet2023-03-08 08:05 am

Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?



[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]


How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?


[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]
strongroots: (he's a beast)

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[personal profile] strongroots 2023-03-08 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[






why is everything about his dad's life a joke. ]


dad
terribibble: (ur usin a mastercooler rig right)

un: Hadron ; text ; cw he is from the seventies he's doing his best

[personal profile] terribibble 2023-03-08 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
From what I've heard a person can be both. Maybe you're only half gay.

I wouldn't know the first thing about karate, though.
frogfear: (05)

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[personal profile] frogfear 2023-03-08 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Johnny has only been in Trench for a year, but this is still a thing that happens to him, apparently.]

You, uh, doing okay there?
hauntedsavior: (⚡ the spirit's alive (tonight tonight))

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[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-08 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[thank god, an easy one.]

Sorry, J Law.
It's illegal to not be gay nowadays.
peripheries: (look at this dick)

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[personal profile] peripheries 2023-03-08 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh?

You finally figured it out?
slightlytaller: (professor -- snerk)

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[personal profile] slightlytaller 2023-03-08 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't you know?

Everyone's gay. You're just late to the party.
frogfear: (064)

[personal profile] frogfear 2023-03-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Willow gives a small, knowing nod. She's pretty sure it's not karate he's worried about people having the wrong impression about.]

Well... what makes you think people might have the, uh, wrong idea about karate?
miyagimagic: (046)

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[personal profile] miyagimagic 2023-03-08 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jesus Christ.

Did he seriously spend an entire month thinking about this? Because Daniel knows what spurred this on, and that was basically an entire month ago, and here Johnny is - probably - attempting to google it. A month later. Sure, Daniel could be helpful here, but.. you know what?

Daniel deserves this one. He's been so good so far? It's his turn to be an unhelpful little bitch. This is decades of karma working out in his favour. ]


It's okay, Johnny. You can just admit you're insanely attracted to me.
slightlytaller: (glasses -- over shoulder)

[personal profile] slightlytaller 2023-03-08 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just.... Give him a minute while he chokes in his coffee with laughter ]

Johnny.

Getting physically close with a bunch of sweaty, half naked men for intense physical activity is the gayest thing ever.
hauntedsavior: (⚡ alive and breathing in the desert sand)

[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-08 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, Trump gave a shit about what people voted for.
Sorry, the Don't Say Straight bill of 2019 passed with bipartisan support.
slightlytaller: (professor -- glasses)

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[personal profile] slightlytaller 2023-03-08 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone who doesn't appreciate the fact that you karate masters are very easy on the eyes is idiot.
hauntedsavior: (⚡ alive and breathing in the desert sand)

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[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-08 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, be fair. They could be dykes.
payingfordeliverance: (Smile: OvO)

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[personal profile] payingfordeliverance 2023-03-08 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know. Break thinks this man is a big stupid moron and kind of wants to challenge him to a duel, but after this recent drought, he has to admit he kind of missed reading his idiotic network posts over tea in the morning.]

Oh dear, is "doing karate" a euphemism for fucking now?
slightlytaller: (Default)

[personal profile] slightlytaller 2023-03-08 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
counter point: there's probably a ton of lesbians in karate that we haven't met yet.
hauntedsavior: (⚡ the spirit's alive (tonight tonight))

[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-08 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, chop chop, bitches.

See, like a karate chop.
It's a funny joke.
It means two things.
terribibble: (and then maybe we make a friend)

they are both just out here trying to live

[personal profile] terribibble 2023-03-08 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's not too bold to say so, I don't think anyone would if you weren't protesting quite this hard about it.
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[personal profile] abornfighter 2023-03-08 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Karate is for everyone whether they're gay, straight, bi or whatever.

[Carefully addressing the other content of this post in language Johnny might be able to process..]

People don't always fit into one of those three categories, though. Sometimes a person can mainly be straight and find out they're attracted to another dude or another chick. Like that person is the exception to their usual preferences. It can be confusing, but it happens.
strongroots: (hoarders)

[personal profile] strongroots 2023-03-08 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ....wait. This isn't a drunk accident? ]

this is for real?

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