(Darth) Maul (
survivalthroughhate) wrote in
deernet2023-03-20 02:54 am
Video; un: darkness
[Maul looked immensely pleased and delighted with something just off-camera that he just had to share with the rest of the network.]
I have discovered it. The most magnificent batcat to ever exist.
[He turned the camera to face the batcat in question. It looked like....well....there was no denying it bore a shocking resemblance to a cat which had inspired a popular twenty-first century meme. The only difference was the batwings this one possessed, currently in a relaxed stance as it eyed Maul with feline curiosity. Other than that, the grumpy little cat was exactly the same as its long-ago predecessor.]
I will hear no arguments to the contrary. This creature is perfect.
I have discovered it. The most magnificent batcat to ever exist.
[He turned the camera to face the batcat in question. It looked like....well....there was no denying it bore a shocking resemblance to a cat which had inspired a popular twenty-first century meme. The only difference was the batwings this one possessed, currently in a relaxed stance as it eyed Maul with feline curiosity. Other than that, the grumpy little cat was exactly the same as its long-ago predecessor.]
I will hear no arguments to the contrary. This creature is perfect.

text post; un: peerless_hobo
This is truly a king among batcats...you should keep it and love it and name it something cute, like Tartar Sauce. <3
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Tartar Sauce sounds like a food. Why would one name a creature after food?
[........Said the alien with the name Maul but still. The point stood.]
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But you know, I'm actually not sure? It was common for people to give pets food names in my home world, like Peanut Butter Sandwich or Egg Tart, but I'm certain none of those people had any intention of ever eating their pets. It just seemed cute, I suppose.
Lord Maul should post more pictures of the batcat, to help us come up with a name that really suits it. <3
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video; un: kolchek
He's a striking guy, ain't he?
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[Maul could definitely relate to a creature that looked permanently grumpy. His own resting face was more like "wants to murder you for breathing too loud in his general direction" though he couldn't really help it.]
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[Video] un: 008
[He starts laughing and has to cut the video lest Maul think he's laughing at him.]
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[He did wonder for a moment if Taro was laughing at him but decided to let it go for now, given the gloriousness of the batcat they were looking at.]
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[Video | UN: JustLuke]
[ See this grin? This is the smile of someone that's usually trolled and is taking his own chance to troll when he can take it. ]
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Of course. Handsome little fellow, isn't he?
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Text; un: Reaper
[Reaper taking a moment to be a trolling drama queen on the network.]
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text | un: graham crackers
This beats even the ancient otherworldly demonic camel that Peter has recently, unwillingly, acquired. )
Cannot believe you now own Grumpy Cat, dude
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video: un; an.observer
this is literally the best thing she's ever seen in the entire history of ever.
but, play it cool Lexi]
That is an amazing batcat. Really, really great! You should bring him over to the bookstore, he can play with my batcats while you shop. And/or while you show him off to all of the other patrons.
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Video: UN - Runeseeker
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[Video][UN:A_Wesker013]
[He says this with an amused, even delighted smirk. Someone left his world of origin well before the meme was a thing, thus he has no clue about Grumpy Cat.]
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[Maul had never heard that term before and wondered if it was another term for a cat.]
I'm surprised you're not more fond of cats. You have so much in common with them.
Text / un; Abigail Williams
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I have not. A few people have suggested names so feel free to do so if you think of one.
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video: un; apparition
She's like Carmilla only angry.
Have you ever read any vampire stories?
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Indeed. They have the most piercing little permanent scowl.
I have. Whatever is available in the Archives that I can find.
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