video | un: gokuu

[glutton_monkey]

[Having only just learned how to use video on the omni, Goku's feed is a bit shaken and choppy. He's really only half visible for most of it, kind of stepping out of frame every so often because he's clearly walking. You might see some of the rolls of bread he's carrying.]

Hi ev'rybody! My name's Goku, an' my friends said that I should talk to th' network if I need help with stuff, soooo... Do we have any healers around here?? 'Cause my friend's ankle is broken but he can't heal himself 'cause it don't work like that or somethin', so I was hopin' somebody else could help him??

Oh yeah, m'also goin' around deliverin' bread for him! So if Hakkai toldja that bread's on th' way over, that's me! Goku!

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[glutton_monkey]

[Goku looks impressed at that.] Whooaa... Ever?? Is that 'cause of some kinda magic potion thing??

[Because... He has no idea. How does magic work? It's magic. What does Goku know about magic? Literally nothing.

At least he's still smiling. Nice and friendly and cheerful-like.] Yeah! Potions for my friends!

[He leans forward on the counter a little bit, real casual while he looks up at lizard-man and just... kinda admires how cool he looks in person. He's really not scary at all. Goku feels totally safe here!]

[fusrodaaaah]

N-no. I um. I think Aakhahnu keeps people... in line.

[His Omen. Who is now perched on the counter, watching Goku with very intense eyes. She clacks her jaws, squawking something along the lines of bitch.]

[Sorry about her.]

Okay. Um. Hold on - [He's back to scouring shelves. Why did he put the bottles back? We just don't know. But shortly, he produces a couple of potions. They're both red, and one is in a larger sized bottle.] Here.

[glutton_monkey]

[That little squawk draws Goku's attention, and- Sorry little one. Goku looks quite happy to see you.]

Ah!! Hey there! [He turns his grin back on the lizard-man.] Her name is Ah-kah-na??

[And while the other goes back to searching the shelves for potions, Goku sidles up closer to the little dragon, a cheerful look on his face.]

Hiya! You really do kinda look like Jeep... But redder. An' more spiky. I like it, it makes ya look super cool!!

[fusrodaaaah]

[Melius glances back - he's on a little ladder, gathering some things.]

Aakhahnu. She um. She's - like the dragons. In my world.

[Except tiny. But he figures that goes without saying. Aakhahnu, meanwhile, puffs up a bit, flaring her wings. She's definitely not as friendly as Jeep.]

Bo joor! Nid mey zul, bitch.

[... welcome to your crash course in Dovahzul, Goku. She thinks you're too loud.]

[glutton_monkey]

[Goku puts his bag of bread on the counter while waiting, leaning forward so he can rest his chin on his hands while he keeps watching the little dragon. She does seem mad for some reason, but she's so cute, so he's still smiling.]

Aahh... Ahh-kah-noo? Ak-hah-noo? [He keeps saying it until he manages to get the pronunciation a little better. Trying to learn!]

D'you know what she's sayin', mister??

[fusrodaaaah]

Ah-kah-new.

[He's not really thinking about the correction, busy reading a couple jars. There - that one.]

[He's very absorbed in it all until Goku asks that. If an Argonian could go pale...? He would be a piece of printer paper.]

Um. Um- yes. I uh. I do.

[His omen makes a gurgling growl. That's a laugh.]

[glutton_monkey]

Ah-kah-new. [He repeats it a few more times to himself, kind of under his breath because he's practicing. There are so many new names in this place. Everybody sounds so different and it's soooo cooool.

Goku definitely doesn't notice lizard-man's reaction to his question. The noise the little dragon makes seems like a positive one, and it makes Goku smile a little, head tilting to one side.]

What's she sayin'?? 'Sides the bad words an' stuff, I guess.

[Of course he's able to catch the familiar sounds of "fucker" and "bitch" and all that. But that's hardly jarring to him; just another day around Gojyo and Sanzo.]

[fusrodaaaah]

Um.

[He hesitates. Again. This is probably going to make the kid mad. Should he really say it? He might get in trouble. He's not worried about his omen getting in trouble, omens aren't able to be hurt, and anything verbal would just make her cackle.]

She... she's being rude. About you. I'm - I'm sorry. She's like this. With um. Everyone.

[And he plunks his bottles down on the counter.]

[glutton_monkey]

[He tilts his head the other way now, humming thoughtfully while he regards the cute little creature in front of him. He's obviously not at all offended. Especially when he doesn't know what exactly is being said.]

Mmm... Maybe she's just hungry?

[Goku goes to find the smallest piece of bread in the bag he brought, digging around for a little bit before he finally brings it out with a little "Aha!" of triumph. He breaks off a piece that'll be easier for Aakhahnu to eat and offers it to her.]

Here! Ya wanna try some?

[fusrodaaaah]

I-I don't. Think she eats.

[In fact, he's correct. The omen pulls her head back, her neck curving like an angry swan's. She rattles off some more angry Dragon-Speech, probably insulting the bread, its baker, and Goku all in one breath.]

[Melius winces.]

Sorry - um. I'm sorry. Tha- that's very. Nice of you. To try.

[glutton_monkey]

[Goku looks shocked at that, pulling the little piece of bread away and turning toward the lizard-man with that stricken expression.]

She doesn't eat?? So like, she doesn't even get hungry???

[It reminds him of a certain someone. Someone that he was actually really sad to see go.]

Ain't that kinda sad..?

[fusrodaaaah]

N-no. She um. She doesn't.

She's an omen. They - they don't really do things like that.

[Eat, drink. Sleep. He doesn't think too hard about it. In his world, real dragons didn't do it either.]