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deernet2021-10-13 11:07 pm
alternia_strength) wrote in deernet2021-10-13 11:07 pm
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Text - UN: CentaursTesticle
D --> I require immediate e%planations
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply
D --> LOKI!
[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]
D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard
[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply
D --> LOKI!
[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]
D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard
[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]
text | carcinoGeneticist
OOOOOOOOOH YES. THE UNIVERSE IS INDEED ON MY SIDE AFTER ALL.
TELL ME. TELL ME HOW HORRIBLE YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF IN EXPLICIT DETAIL RIGHT NOW.
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D --> And jam it onto your think pan
D --> Do not test my e%tremely frayed patience
D --> The hue is close if the light is not t00 bright
D --> But I do not have bl00d
D --> I have some sort of glittering dust issuing out of my body at this very moment
D --> This is ridiculous
text
NO WAY. I AM SOAKING THIS UP FOR ALL IT IS WORTH. I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO ONE OF YOUR BELOVED TOWELS AND AM SOAKING IT THE *FUCK* UP. I HOPE IT HAS MADE YOU CRY VIOLENTLY OR HAVE A FULL-BLOWN TANTRUM WHICH I ASSUME THE LATTER IS DEFINITELY TRUE.
HAHAHA! THAT'S WORSE THAN BLOOD THAT'S SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS BULLSHIT NONSENSE SHOVED INTO YOUR VEINS. HOW STUPID YOU MUST LOOK WITH YOUR STUPID GLITTER BLOOD. OH, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. ARE YOU GOING TO MATCH YOUR STUPID TEXT TO MATCH YOUR STUPID NEW BLOOD? MAYBE GET A NEW T-SHIRT? I KNOW HOW YOU FREAKS LOVE SHOWING OFF YOUR BLOOD SO MUCH.
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D --> You are suggesting being a towel to mop up my perspiration of distress
D --> It is positively disgustingly inappropriate and salacious
D --> Infinitely worse than taking an empty receptacle of genetic e%pellation and bashing it on your head to smack with a mallet
D --> It is still blue in the appropriate light
D --> And I am not about to change my te%t color and you know it
D --> How is this even operating in my vascular channels
D --> It is dust not fluid
no subject
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OUT ANYWAY? DID YOU GET STABBED LIKE A DUMBASS?
no subject
D --> Do not be obscene about this karkat
D --> You realize that you are referring to my bodily fluids as a perfect cocktail yes
D --> I just wanted to put out there e%actly how perverse your current line of taunting is
D --> Knicked my frond while working
D --> The damage is minimal
D --> Repairs to the shop will be required
no subject
ALL BODILY FLUIDS ARE THE PERFECT COCKTAIL WHEN PREPARED CORRECTLY.
IT IS PRETTY PERVERSE THOUGH, YOU'RE RIGHT, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT. SO I WILL STOP WHILE I AM MILES AHEAD OF THIS CONVERSATION, CRUSHING IT AND DOMINATING IT EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. GOD I AM SO FUCKING COOL.
HAHAHAHA. YOU'RE SO STUPID. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE ONE MONTH AND ALREADY YOU HAVE BLED.
(Karkat, you bled less than one hour here, shut up.)
no subject
D --> How e%actly did you end up in that screaming match about the topic we do not discuss
D --> When you first arrived
D --> I have a suspicion that the iron c00king vessel is calling the iron brewing chamber an ebon hue
D --> And drastically overselling it for the sake of its pride
D --> Which is to say that it is currently a day that ends in Y
[Someone might have upped his sarcasm game. Slightly.]