Text - UN: CentaursTesticle

[alternia_strength]

D --> I require immediate e%planations
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply

D --> LOKI!

[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]

D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard

[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]

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text; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

hey dude.

so i'm guessing by the way you type you might be a troll. also because karkat is laughing at you soooo

don't panic, a bunch of us have the glitter blood. i do, too. it's super weird, i know.

[alternia_strength]

[A non-troll who recognized a troll. Hmmm. Was it because he met Karkat or otherwise?]

D --> You would be accurate in this estimation
D --> Karkat and I are from the same iteration of our universe though different temporal realities
D --> You are saying that others have received this e%sanguination and alteration of e%actly this proportion
D --> Do I understand you correctly

[Bloody hell, another world with alteration to his corporeal frame. He had his strength back in full, but still had Freyr's gifts, so that... that could make sense. It would explain why Karkat was screeching earlier.]

D --> How are you familiar with my species

[kyley_b]

yeah everyone I've met so far has had their blood changed. there's a few different types. sounds like you've got what they call darkblood.

oh karkat is a friend :)
i don't know much just enough that i thought you might want some explanation

[alternia_strength]

D --> Darkbl00d
D --> And it is a thing that is shared across species
D --> This on top of being manufactured of cuttlefish flesh is e%cruciatingly inappropriate
D --> I am not royalty after all

D --> Ugh it makes my digestion bladder churn with revulsion
D --> I can cope
D --> I need to breathe
D --> And find another towel

D --> That is right
D --> He was more fond of that word than most of us
D --> Though I doubt he uses it without some sort of ironic jab
D --> Did you meet him here or elsewhere

[kyley_b]

yeah. i have it, too.

it's pretty disconcerting but it doesn't seem to change much about us besides giving us some weird powers and actually helping our immune systems.

it's cool, dude, take all the time you need to process.


we met here. he's kinda the best.

[alternia_strength]

D --> My abilities are not especially new
D --> But they are in part not originally mine
D --> I do not require time so much as rectification of the issue
D --> But I do not e%pect it to occur

D --> Did you suffer a blow to your think pan
D --> Karkat is many things but the best is not a moniker I would use to describe him

[kyley_b]

yeah i don't think it's gonna get rectified. sorry dude.

nope totally no damage to the think pan. he's been great to me, anyway. and he's funny. you don't get along?

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am getting that impression yes
D --> I am not one who is e%ceptionally g00d at coping

D --> We have a well established but platonic animosity
D --> But we are capable of employing our respective skills to mutual effect
D --> He is not the most offensive individual I know from my reality

[kyley_b]

is there anything i can do to help?

so you're friends. cool.

[alternia_strength]

D --> It is something I will simply have to deal with
D --> You are not able to convert my bl00d back

D --> We are not
D --> We are former teammates and associates
D --> He would protest e%tremely vitriolic in his reprisals of such an assertion
D --> The comprehension is mutual

[Proooobably not friends, but they got along better than they admitted.]

[kyley_b]

no, i can't. but if you want like, books on darkblood there's some in the archive i can point you to.

he's vitriolic in EVERYTHING so i dunno if that even matters.

[alternia_strength]

D --> Te%tual documents might be useful
D --> Verification through the use of b00ks would assist in clarifications

D --> When you have had to put up with his vitriol as long as I have
D --> You grow somewhat accustomed to determining when he is actually upset
D --> He is usually just venting

D --> I admit that I am not e%actly g00d at telling the difference

[kyley_b]

k i'll send you a list. :)

i suspect it can be hard.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I take it you have not encountered an occasion where he argues with himself
D --> Before you get confused
D --> I mean actually arguing with alternate timeline versions of himself
D --> It has been known to happen with him

D --> He endeavors to correct his past mistakes this way
D --> It never works
D --> But it is instructive in determining that not even he knows when he is actually angry

[kyley_b]

i am somehow totally unsurprised.

that's sorta good tho, trying to fix things.

[alternia_strength]

D --> If he were actually attempting to grow as a person perhaps
D --> I personally believe that he just likes arguing with himself
D --> Most of us were convinced he had a hate crush on himself
D --> Perverse as the notion might be

[kyley_b]

oh.

huh. ok that is a little weird.

[alternia_strength]

D --> We are all a touch strange I am informed
D --> Though he has grown considerably since before my e%piration
D --> So he is no doubt less intolerable
D --> We have only blocked each other occasionally

D --> This is an improvement

[kyley_b]

well. if you need anything else you can still ask me.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I will keep the offer in mind
D --> If you require weaponry or equipment speak with me
D --> This at least I am still able to produce without major issue

[kyley_b]

thanks, dude.