Text - UN: CentaursTesticle

[alternia_strength]

D --> I require immediate e%planations
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply

D --> LOKI!

[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]

D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard

[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]

Comments

Video

[alternia_strength]

[He thought about it for a moment. Memories of Asgard flooded back, and the choice of Video feed, not to mention the fact that Molly was horned? Obviously not a troll, but horned? He switched to video for the sake of the other.

Seething and gray skinned, he was breathing heavily and snarling, but not really at the camera, just in general. He had a towel and was mopping sweat off of his brow as he spoke in a gravelly growl.]

I will assume this is preferable for communication. [He snarled a snaggle-toothed snarl to the side.]

Likely not, but this would be right up his avenue of behavior, and he was one of the powers that be where I was before arriving. Old habits die hard. It is likely the Pthumerians. Besides, there is one claiming to be him, though I doubt it is him. He does not sound the same.

One fool for another. The story of my current existence.

[viciousmaukery]

Oh, yes, thank you. I do like seeing people's faces on this device.

[That, and Molly can't read worth shit, but that's not something he's just going to spill in public to a stranger.]

What, does that happen often to you? Running into people who aren't quite the same people you knew?

[alternia_strength]

[Now that the feed was kicking in, it was obvious that he had calmed slightly, and was busy looking over the carnage of the workshop, sighing and drawing something on paper before pulling an object out of the image. He inspected it, nodded and went to put the tool where it had gone.

Fortunate that his boss was out in the party right now. He could probably repair what he had to.]

It is no difficulty. Where I come from, text messages are common but I am aware that in other realms video is preferred.

What? Encountering individuals of other realities trapped in a mutually shared environment filled with bodily violations and strange occurrences on a lunar cyclical fashion? [He grunted sourly.] For approximately the last sweep, yes. That has been my existence.

Admittedly, the previous environment was a different one of these. It is apparently something of an epidemic if there are more than one of them. World tree indeed.

[viciousmaukery]

I meant just running into people who are familiar but aren't at the same time, but—well. Looks like this kind of thing is a lot more common than I thought it would be.

[Wait, hang on—] World tree? What's that?

[alternia_strength]

I'm not sure how truly common it is. Karkat does not seem to remember another reality like Asgard... [He shrugged.] But I am growing long accustomed to it.

Mmm? Yggdrasil was the structure of the world on which the city of Asgard dwelt. It was said that all realities were individual leaves within the tree. I've long expected that was an overstatement.