Text - UN: CentaursTesticle

[alternia_strength]

D --> I require immediate e%planations
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply

D --> LOKI!

[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]

D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard

[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]

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[alternia_strength]

D --> I have considered this possibility
D --> People keep referring to Pthumerians however
D --> And this is Trench and not Asgard
D --> I think you are e%actly as you were the last time
D --> Trapped just like me

D --> But you are still a Loki
D --> Perhaps not quite as insufferable as you used to be
D --> Barely

[destabilizing]

I shall endeavor to be more insufferable in the future. We all deserve a bit of home comforts.

[alternia_strength]

D --> You will succeed no doubt
D --> It is unavoidable as this is one of your more marketable skills
D --> But for the time being I seem to have acquired the e%planation I require
D --> The bl00d situation is at least clarified better

D --> I simply hate it