Text - UN: CentaursTesticle

[alternia_strength]

D --> I require immediate e%planations
D --> Justifications
D --> Apologies would be an e%cellent initiation to discourse
D --> If this is a wretched idea of someone's worthless humor I will remove your spinal crevice via your protein chute
D --> I have only just now become aware of the curse plaguing my perfected mortal coil and it is unacceptable
D --> I require the cessation of this e%perience immediately and forthwith
D --> It would beh00ve you to comply

D --> LOKI!

[The fact that he actually used punctuation was probably a good indication he'd lost it.]

D --> Loki of Asgard
D --> If you have snuck into this world somehow
D --> If you are responsible for this
D --> I will rearrange your ugly face
D --> I will find you this time and repay you for every one of your idiotic interventions
D --> My bl00d is not dust you bastard

[Crap. Someone finally saw his blood. And the last time person to ever have the temerity to do something like to this was Loki. No, not that Loki. Not that one either. Look, there are a lot of Lokis in the multiverse. This is a thing.]

Comments

[subject_013]

I've heard allegations of footage filmed by Norwegian forestry workers, but how much can blurry phone camera video tell of a complex society of creatures so different from humans? [Dryly, as if he doesn't have the best opinion of humans.]

There are methods of capturing Darkblood before it turns into biological glitter. There's a liquid matrix used at the Lumenarium to bind it as it emerges.

[A dry snerk of understanding.] I think that applies to many of us here, some more than others. But hopefully you will find the means to out-maneuver him before he can harass you too hard.

[alternia_strength]

[He let the first comment go past. He'd had far too many 'aren't trolls' conversations for one troll's life.]

Useful, if a touch disgusting. But I am not exactly that deeply concerned about the capacities for its capture so much as the hue and composition. It is immaterial at the moment it would appear.

I am an expert at being too boring for that man to bother with. It is an artform to be beneath his concern.

[subject_013]

Also a technique which requires some careful handling. I'm 'with you' on the oddity of the consistency and color. It wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen happen to a subject's blood.

Ahh, so I take it you'd prefer to keep that one contained and keep a nuisance at bay?

[alternia_strength]

Minimizing nuisances is generally preferable to maintaining workspace integrity. Simple solutions to avoiding such irritants is preferred, if not exactly ideal [He'd prefer they not be here at all.]

You would likely find the hemospectrum at least analytically intriguing. Variant bloodtypes I've been told are sufficiently different that trolls really should be considered to have sub-species.

[subject_013]

Biochemistry is part of my forte, though it started in genetics in my world of origin. I've adapted to hematology here, though I've had an interesting learning curve, given the limited technology.

Do elaborate? you have my interest stimulated.

[alternia_strength]

Oh, in that case you have the kind of familiarity to understand the disparity from humans. The troll species has bloodlines which share hues with the rainbow. From rust red until deep into indigo, purple and fuschia at the highest bloodtypes of royalty. Different colors possess not only a caste importance in society.

Exact details were more of a specialist's field and unfortunately I cannot show you my proper blood at the moment.