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qrow branwen. ([personal profile] bolstafir) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-10-15 04:05 pm

video; un: harbinger

[The scruffy, middle-aged man that appears on the screen looks a bit uncomfortable. Videochat is certainly not his preferred mode of communication on these devices, but he does figure it would be helpful to see his face for what he's posting on the network to say, so.]

Uh...hey. I'm Qrow. If you don't know me from Deerington, I'm a Huntsman. Which--mostly means I've fought a lot of monsters and sh--[hm. children.]...crap like that.

So anyway, it's halfway through October, and the streets aren't overflowing with blood and corpses, and far as I know nobody's gotten eaten by monsters or lost their mind and gone on a murdering rampage. But that probably just means the town's waiting for us to let our guard down.

[Or maybe that's just paranoia. But Qrow would rather err on the side of paranoia rather than complacence, considering his last October.]

Point is, now seems like as good a time as any to learn to defend yourself if you don't already know how to fight. I uh, I used to teach teenagers in a combat school, a few years ago? So I've got some experience.

...Don't expect a lot, I quit for a reason--[that reason being, honestly, Ruby getting admitted to Beacon a full two years early, but shhh]--but you can get the basics down.

So yeah. Let me know.
velvet_teen: (Now tell me what it is that I have bit)

[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-10-16 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Books are fine as long as they have pictures but once they get out of that territory nothing good ever comes of it. ]

I’ll do lessons even if I hate them. It’s dangerous here and I’ll hate not having lessons even more!

[ This is some powerful foresight at extreme difficulty by Alice standards but she has two fools she is responsible for and two other fools who she is less responsible for but nevertheless exist and she is trying to make an effort. ]
velvet_teen: (I heard meat did somebody say meat)

[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-10-17 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can’t summon it here, I need a new one. I used to be taller, anyway.

[ The limits of Alice’s discretion, which she does in fact have, are that she’s not leading with ‘so the last time I used a scythe I was a rabbit monster the size of a small elephant’. Even if he says he’s prepared for anything - actually, he probably is, if he’s known Break for a month and hasn’t run away screaming. ]

What does yours look like, is it fancy?

[ Scythes aren’t common weapons, she wants to see what her potential life goal and role model has to show off. He’s old, he’s fought monsters, he still has all his limbs and eyeballs and stuff. She sits back, with the impatient sparkle similar to a normal child who is on the way to Disneyland and is eager to see a real genuine princess in the flesh. ]
velvet_teen: (Today is a good day to be an Alice)

[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-10-17 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So it folds up so you don’t bonk it going through doorways, and it’s got pretty swirls on the blade, and the handle part is red, and it makes that shunk shunk shunk noise to let everyone know you mean business... All right, that’s the best scythe I’ve ever seen!

[ Loyalty is one thing but the Blood Stained Black Rabbit isn’t its weapon or vice versa, that scythe doesn’t even have a name- ]

Say, why does it have a name? Is it because it’s important to you as your favorite stuffed toy?

[ That is a very deep level of importance to Alice, it makes sense to her and the comparison is in fact meant to be flattering. You don’t give just any old stuff a name unless you love it. ]
velvet_teen: (YEAH LETS BEAT EVERYTHING UP AND SAVE TH)

[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-10-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ So exactly like her favorite rabbit, check. ]

So you give a weapon a tough, intimidating name, to let people know you mean business... Yeah, when I get my scythe, I'll give it a name like yours!

[ Qrow can practically see all half dozen of Alice's brain cells whirring around behind her large eyes, trying to come up with something suitably awe-inspiring. ]
velvet_teen: (Now tell me what it is that I have bit)

[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-10-25 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
How… do you make a practice weapon?

[ It doesn’t sound particularly fun to do, compared to thinking of amazing names for the finished product, but she did say she was going to do things she didn’t like to protect her beloved stupid people. Maybe it will be like arts and crafts.

The brain cells boil harder. What do you make a scythe out of, wood? Metal? Where do even you find a metal, aside from in like forks and such. That’s like a hundred forks. Wood is easy. ]


I can get a tree branch, a good one!
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[personal profile] velvet_teen 2021-11-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, thinking. Is this... homework? ]

Think and practice, got it.

[ Her image pops out, now that she's got a goal in mind. She's gonna bug her sister, for sure. The other Alice is much more creative about weapons. ]