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[eugenesis]

I'm running a few experiments on the properties of Sleeper Blood. I haven't been able to achieve much with my own so far.

If anyone other than a Warmblood is willing to donate a small vial, reach out to me and we can talk.

Though I wouldn't be opposed to having more of this red blood in supply.

Comments

[laminae]

wait hold up you're one of those cool space robots???
i didn't know robots had blood
i mean do you normally have blood or are you like me and when you showed up here it was like BOOM congrats you have blood now?

how's that?

[eugenesis]

if that's how you describe us, then yes.
I am a cool space robot.

And we run on Energon, not blood.

[laminae]

sick dude!! robots are the coolest
two of my younger brothers are robots!

what's Energon?

[eugenesis]

But not Cybertronians? What are they?

It's just our name for the base source of energy we consume. I haven't had as much of a need to drink it here, but I can supplement my diet with metals and such

[laminae]

well, BMO is a computer/video game console/camera/tv
he was made by a dude named Moe
and i made NEPTR out of a microwave and some other parts i had lying around
he throws pies it's sick

oh huh
i would've thought you guys needed electricity

[eugenesis]

please
how would be find the electricity to function? Do you expect us to run out in thunderstorms and get struck by lighting?

[laminae]

y

yes??

that's how i made NEPTR dude

[eugenesis]

The microwave bot??

[laminae]

yeah! getting struck by lightning brought him to life, and getting struck by Ice King's magic ice lightning got him work at 100%

[eugenesis]

You're talking about sentience.

You mean it's actually alive and not a drone

[laminae]

of course dude both BMO and NEPTR are 100% alive and sentient like non-robot people
i'm not gonna consider a regular microwave a brother that's just weird

[eugenesis]

Did you add anything special to NEPTR and BMO for lighting to work that way

Or is lighting different on your plant

[laminae]

only NEPTR used the lightning, some other dude made BMO
and nope, just regular lightning, and then Ice King's lightning

[eugenesis]

Sorry, but I have to see him to believe it.
There has to be more behind his sentience.

[laminae]

dog i wish i could introduce you
but he isn't here