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text; un impala67
i've got no idea if this place has as much of a boner for offing us as the last one, but judging from the looks of it, i'm gonna go with yeah.
that said, if you're in trouble and you need a Hunter to come help kick some ass, ping me. if i'm close, i'll come.
[ look how benevolent, this is character growth™.
and now for some private messages; ]
private to ou!sam, au!sam, and au!cas--
sam, sammy, cas - i found the cabin. it looks different, but i can tell its ours. it's up in some district called ache - the impala's here, and so's bones and mr. ed. let me know if you need a pickup.
private to wanda maximoff--
hey. can i ask you a huge favor?
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Does little Sam have all of his books? Does he have any new ones? I should bring him some more if he has space.
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[ is sam the type to eat and read? he seems the type. let wanda just change the whole makeup of everything you own. ]
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That's the only caveat I have for amplifying your car. And ice cream. I think he should also get as much ice cream as he wants for a whole week.
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You drive a hard bargain, but deal. My lips are sealed, and the kid gets as much ice cream as he wants.
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What music don't you like?
[ just for her notes. ]
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private cause u nosy :|
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[ chaos witch activated. ]
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I like ABBA. Waterloo's one of my favorite songs. Dancing Queen, too, but I think that's everyone's favorite song.
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Did you want the CD?
[ she can, you know... make that happen. ]
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...Don't happen to have it on a cassette, do you?
[ SADLY there is no CD player in the house, only Baby's beautiful cassette player. ]
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I'll bring a cassette along when I come and turn your car into a pickle. That's what I'm doing, isn't it?
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A pickle? I thought it was an eggplant.
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Trust me. Your car will be the best pickled car in all of the land.
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Did you? I missed that pickle memo. Damn.
I'll take your word for it, though. Pickle > eggplant.
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It could've been while you were singing Take A Chance On Me. Completely understandable—it's a very catchy song.
You can tell Big Sam about the pickles being cooler, but I think it would be funnier to let him think eggplants are still the coolest vegetable.
[ pietro would want her to inflict chaos like this. ]
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That's almost DEFINITELY what happened. It's an ear worm, really gets stuck in your head.
I'm not gonna tell him, it's better to let him live in delusion.
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good question. What do you think 🤨
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But he might tell Big Sam, and then if Big Sam knows pickles are better than eggplants, he will become cooler than you simply on principle. I don't think we can have that.
We can tell Little Sam and risk him telling Big Sam or we don't tell Little Sam and we risk his wrath of not being told pickles are cooler. I think he'd be very frightening.
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