video UN: vault thief

[phaseflex]

[opening up, amara is beaming at the camera. she's clearly in an alleyway of the willful machine, if the light and bustle a little ways off from her is any indication. she has a huge bag of popcorn in one hand, the other holding the omni-- her signature tattoos glow across her arms and neck, though right now they're a bright orange instead of the usual blue.]

Yoooo! This market has orange popcorn! You have no idea how long it's been since I've had some! [a truly unfortunate and very strange looking dog briefly pops into frame as it makes a lunge for the popcorn with a long, prehensile tongue. amara doesn't seem too bothered by it, responding by lifting the bag up and chiding it;] Not for you, Skag. This is people food.

[moving on...]

I'm Amara! I am known as the Tiger of Partali, the wisest cowboy to ever walk the land and possible brain surgeon! That last one involves a lot more metaphysical punching than you would expect. Anyway! That giant snake is an equally giant pain in the ass, so I'm gonna tear its head off and give it to the Hunters in lieu of a resumé. Anyone down to join? It'll be a fun evening out!

Comments

[phaseflex]

Was it inside someone's mind? Because then... yeah, sure. Why not? [amara is absolutely not the person to hand out these qualifications, but she will do so anyway.] I have absolutely no idea. Probably a bit of both?

[catchatting]

Girl, you need to know what's in food before you eat it!

[phaseflex]

I grew up in the slums! [she waves her bag of popcorn as she says this, a few pieces falling out and all getting stolen out the air by that same prehensile tongue from offscreen.] I can and will eat anything!

[catchatting]

Gross. There's got to be something on your no-no list.

[phaseflex]

Actual turds? Even if they've been farmed. No, thank you. I'll starve.

[catchatting]

Poop? That's your one no?

[ Her face does about five animated things in increasing intensity. ]

Are you okay?!!

i think i should've cwd that for unsanitary...

[phaseflex]

[she barks a loud, obnoxious laugh at the reaction.]

I'm fine! I'm just used to eating for nutrients rather than quality, alright?

oops lol

[catchatting]

Me, too! That's why there's a lot I won't eat!

[ How does she explain macros to someone whose only no is poop? ]

[phaseflex]

I cannot always afford to be picky, is all. Sometimes I want to eat something disgusting and processed because it hits the right receptors in my brain.

[she makes a face, suddenly.]

...And because my trainer isn't here to tell me it's not cheat day.