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[opening up, amara is beaming at the camera. she's clearly in an alleyway of the willful machine, if the light and bustle a little ways off from her is any indication. she has a huge bag of popcorn in one hand, the other holding the omni-- her signature tattoos glow across her arms and neck, though right now they're a bright orange instead of the usual blue.]

Yoooo! This market has orange popcorn! You have no idea how long it's been since I've had some! [a truly unfortunate and very strange looking dog briefly pops into frame as it makes a lunge for the popcorn with a long, prehensile tongue. amara doesn't seem too bothered by it, responding by lifting the bag up and chiding it;] Not for you, Skag. This is people food.

[moving on...]

I'm Amara! I am known as the Tiger of Partali, the wisest cowboy to ever walk the land and possible brain surgeon! That last one involves a lot more metaphysical punching than you would expect. Anyway! That giant snake is an equally giant pain in the ass, so I'm gonna tear its head off and give it to the Hunters in lieu of a resumé. Anyone down to join? It'll be a fun evening out!

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[if a bag of popcorn goes flying, amara doesn't seem all that bothered. she immediately wraps ange up in a hug back, pulling her up onto her lap to give her a good proper hold.]

Ah! Little sister, how I could've used some of your caustic guidance back home. It all worked out, just about.

What happened?

[ Please, as if she could ask anything else in the face of what Amara is telling her now. Ange sounds a little excited, even. Maybe it's just that seeing the other again is putting her into such a good mood, or maybe it's just since it feels natural to try a little less hard to act like an adult around someone she views as a big sister.

But for whatever reason - the excitement spills out naturally, a smile on Ange's face as she still hugs the other. ]

You've got to tell me everything now.

We were dinosaur-riding cowboys for a bit. Then we went inside someone's mind. Finally, we helped solve a murder mystery and got tangled up in ancient bullshit again.

[she grins, clearly happy to think on these memories.]

I think you would've made a lovely cowboy.

[ Ange lets out a laugh. It borders on a snort, really, since it just feels so much easier to be a little more open and free with her emotions around Amara of all people. ]

Okay, let's reserve that very, very optimistic judgement for a moment. [ Because she doesn't think she'd necessarily make a great cowboy--

But that's not the point here. Especially since Ange does sound amused still as she says it. ]

More importantly, how come you always have the absolute wildest adventures, Amara? It's like you somehow attract them.

I am McSmugger, the wisest cowboy in the land. If I deem you to be a cowboy, you are a cowboy. Cowgirl. Whatever you wanna be.

[she snorts a laugh that sounds a lot like ange's one, shaking her head.]

We are clowns for hire. I don't know what you expected.

How rude, you're way cooler than any clown I've ever seen.

[ Ange still lingers for another moment, but then she lets herself drop off Amara's lap-hug to instead sit next to the other on the bench.

It's still way closer than Ange would sit next to almost anyone else though. Their sides are touching. ]

I'm kind of glad I didn't go back to my own world, and instead ended up straight to this place. I'm super done with that place.

[that makes her laugh again, loud and bright, throwing her head back. she enjoys the contact and the company but doesn't make a show of it, knowing better.]

I would've just had to come and get you, wouldn't I? I will not suffer this shit without my sister, Ange!

[ God, how is Amara always so comforting in the most casual of ways? Here she is, just joking around with Ange, and yet Ange can't help but feel all warm and fuzzy at the idea of Amara actually coming to pick her up from her world in case she'd ever get stuck in that crappy place again.

Does Ange show the fuzziness? Of course not. Though she at least is still smiling as they're joking like this. ]

I don't think my world is ready for an eight-armed muscled goddess to descend on it yet. [ God, people in her world would have their minds blown by Amara, and Ange knows it. ] My bodyguard would try to flirt with you. Stuff would get awkward.

Then stealing you from then would just be all the easier, [she says with a grin, nudging ange again.] Ah? You have a bodyguard? ...Are they hot?

Oh, no-- no. No, don't ask me that.

[ Look at this expression on Ange's face. It's like she's physically pained to even hear that being asked. ]

If you even do as much as indulge that guy and give him an inch, he'll take a mile. He'd never shut up about it.

Ah, sounds more like an idiot I'd shove into a locker. [men... ugh.] Actually, speaking of romantic endeavours, you must tell me how Ruby is doing, yes?

[ Thanks, Amara, for agreeing on the fact that men are the worst. Because if she has to entertain the notion of Amakusa coming even anywhere close to kissing her big sister, Ange might start gagging.

.. though she's instead thrown right into the pool of embarrassment instead, huh. Don't mind the way she immediately starts to look a little more flustered. ]

She's doing pretty alright. [ 'Pretty', that is, because they're still obviously dealing with this place. ] She's getting stronger every day too. Ruby has really been doing her best to keep me safe while you weren't here.

I understand.

[she didn't think this would be any easier than deerington. maybe a little more based in reality, seeing as it apparently isn't a dream, but. life is not easy.]

She's done a wonderful job. I must have to thank her for keeping my sister in good condition.

[amara punctuates this with a very embarrassing smooch to ange's forehead.]

[ There's first a genuine, surprised noise. Like Ange almost chokes in surprise.

Then it slides right into an embarrassed whine.. and then into fake-gagging. The latter only lasting momentarily before Ange manages to refind her actual words to use. ]

Amara, you're killing me. I've only seen you again for about fifteen minutes now, and you're already killing me.

[ Truly carrying out her older sibling duties. ]

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