Video | Un: Fishblast

[sparkknight]

[Klee appears on the screen with a serious look on her face. Well, as serious as a little girl can be. Her surroundings shows she's probably climbed a tree to make this message. You can see the tip of a fluffy ear to indicate her Omen is nearby to keep watch. Over who is up to speculation really. Looking around, as if to check no one is looking for a small child in the tree, Klee nods before speaks ]

Klee needs help! I'm on a super secret mission! Valentine's Day is coming and Klee wants to make some special presents! But umm, the stuff Klee found is okay. It's yummy but not Valentine's day yummy. Mom says it's a love day for friends too not just couples!

So, Klee needs help finding the best sweets and chocolates. Umm, I would make them, but Klee doesn't know how to make candy or allowed to cook. I didn't mean to blow up the stove.  Oh, Klee needs a different place to make and hide the surprise too. I haven't found a good place to hide treasure like back home. It's gonna be a big surprise!

Oh, it's top secret too. [She doesn't understand that by saying it via the Omnoa makes it no longer a secret, bit kid logic.] You can't tell Klee's friends! If you help you have to make a pinkie promise with Klee. Um, if you help Klee, Klee will give you one her super secret surprises too! And Klee will help you if you ever need help, too!

So please help Klee find the best chocolates and sweets ever! Thanks.

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text; anonymous

[unmelting]

[Help. This is adorable. Kaeya is dying inside from how cute it is. And he doesn't want to ruin the "surprise" so he'll go anonymous for this.]

This is quite a mission! But it's a worthy cause.

Have you considered perhaps the best place to hide is in plain sight? Perhaps even in your own bedroom, but with an official looking "Keep Out! Secret Mission in Progress!" sign?

[sparkknight]

Klee did think of doing that! But I would have to bring all the stuff to make the surprises and then people would see. I want to be super secret. Klee remembers that any secret is not supposed to be hide at home.

[unmelting]

That's a good point. You've got a knack for this secret project thing.

Hmm. What if you picked one friend to let in on the secret? They could be your ally and keep it hidden from the rest of your friends. So you might not have a surprise for that person, but it may make things easier for the rest.

[sparkknight]

Klee hadn't thought of that idea! It would make things super easy too. Klee has to think which person to ask if I use that idea.

[unmelting]

That's definitely the important part. You have to pick someone you can trust to keep a secret. Some people aren't very good at secrets, even if they don't mean to be.

[sparkknight]

Uhuh, Klee can't ask Mr Diluc even though he's really nice because it will ruin the surprise. Umm, I guess that mean I can maybe ask Kaeya cause he tries to make sure Klee doesn't in trouble. Maybe Miss Honorary Knight? She makes sure that I don't get in trouble either. Klee wants to ask Miss Honorary Knight's brother but I don't know if he can keep a secret. There's Tartagalia but Klee doesn't know if he can keep secrets.

There's so many choices. Klee doesn't know who to ask now.

( video | un: duckling )

[danserai]

Oh! Why don't you visit Lysithea's shop? She has all kinds of treats there. I'm sure they'll be perfect.

[sparkknight]

Klee didn't know about that person when I went looking. Umm, where's the shop?

[danserai]

It's not hard to find! I can take you there if you like.

[sparkknight]

Uhuh! That would really help a lot. Can you take Klee there, please?

[danserai]

Sure. Where are you now?

Video; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

[Normally, Maul would be his usual grumpy self, and just scroll past this post in the network. But right now he's been shattered into eight different facets of his personality, so his Happy side is using the Omni to respond.]

Ohhhhhh, this is adorable! I have no talent with making sweets myself but I know of at least a few people who do. Would you like their names?

[When he gets put back together in a couple of weeks, he's going to go bury himself in a hole for the next six months. His reputation is going to be in tatters after this.]

[sparkknight]

[He's a weird looking man, but he's so nice and wants to help. Klee will have to remember to leave him a gift for being so nice. I'm so sorry Maul you'll have a little kid who will be happy to say hi and pretty fearless.]

Really? Yeah, thank you Mister! You're the best for helping Klee. Um, who are they so Klee can go ask them?

[survivalthroughhate]

Ask a woman named Usagi. She's very good at making them and also knows quite a bit about where to find the best ones as well. Also there is a woman named Lysithea who runs a shop called Patisserie Lysitherie which specializes in the most delicious sort of delicacies.

video; UN: childe

[monoceroscaeli]

[He's sure there's a way to filter these away from specific people, but there's no way he'd count on someone as young as her to know how to do that. When he sees the video, he can only smile- that's adorable, really, and something he's not surprised she came up with all on her own.

But how does he respond? He might be one of the recipients, and he doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Maybe he'll tell a little white lie...]

Hey, Klee, I see you put something up here but my Omni is malfunctioning and I can't seem to be able to hear anything other than something about chocolate and needing help. Did you ask Kaeya if you could get some chocolate first?

[Klee, you're so cute.]

[sparkknight]

[Oh, it's Tartagalia! Yay. She has to thank him for the present. Then it registers in her mind. Wait, it's Tartagalia. On no, her surprise! Klee is flailing in a little panick before actually registering what he said. Childe could definitely see all this play out. Klee not realising it plan for him to see. But it's fine. She can still make her presents a surprise.]

Oh um hi Tartagalia. [She sounds like she's guilty before perking up to speak normally on the chocolates] Oh yeah, Kaeya says I can buy lots of chocolate if I can pay, but only eat it outside the house or bring it home and eat a little after dinner. Klee has been allowed to eat lots of chocolate on my own.

[The Knights of Favonius learned this the hard way and why her sugar intake is watched]

[monoceroscaeli]

[He can see the panic on her face, uh oh. She might realize that she might of made a mistake by broadcasting this out for everyone to see. But he doesn't seem to let the fact that he knows what's up cross his features; instead, he smiles back at her when she answers.]

So that means, if I check with him, he'll tell me he said it was okay?

[Just making sure, little kids do tend to be sneaky when they want something. He wasn't born yesterday. He gives her a little look that questions whether or not she's lying to him. It always works on his own siblings.]

[sparkknight]

[She blinks and nods her head. For the most part, she rarely remembers about candy because fish tempts her more than candy or chocolate. Besides, she still remembers the scary face Jean made after that chocolate incident.]

Uhuh. You can ask Kaeya! [Nevermind that he turns an eye to her destruction when it not their property] Or you can ask Big brother Albedo. [Oh yeah! She hops excitedly to tell Tartagalia] Oh yeah, Tartagalia my big brother is here too! He came and looks at my Omni and I got to hug him too. Klee is happy because that means she can spend time with him here too. Almost of of Klee's friends from home are here.

[Uhoh. Did Klee do something wrong? She remembers that face. Jean and Albedo use when she's lying about not blowing stuff up]

Oh Klee promises she's telling the truth.

[monoceroscaeli]

[Okay, he believes her. He's sure she'd act even more guilty if she wasn't telling the truth, but it seems that's not the case. He nods back to her to confirm, though he is interested in the rest of what she has to say.]

Albedo is your big brother, huh? I met him earlier this month, actually. That's great to hear. Make sure you listen to him, he cares a lot about you, okay?

[There's something really not surprising by that, given Albedo is the Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius, and well...Klee makes bombs in a lab. That reminds him, he's been meaning to contact Albedo sometime...]

Anyway, Klee, did you get the gift I left for you? I wanted to take you fishing sometime.

video | un: lumine

[traversal]

[ aah, she doesn't think text would be the best way to reply to this network post, so she'll just show herself on screen.

also, lumi wants to check up on klee and make sure she's doing well in this place. ]

If it's to hide treasure, I think I know a few places where it's going to be safe. I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, too, especially if we make a pinkie promise.

[sparkknight]

[Oh no. Did Lumine see the whole thing? Ack, her surprise! See Klee panick for a little bit because she's been found out. Oh wait, she said she'd keep the secret.]

Really? You found places to hide treasure! Yay! [Wait, focus Klee. ] Miss Honorary Knight you promise to keep a secret, right? [A little fidget] Umm, it's not treasure I'm going to bury. [A whisper] It's candy and chocolate. I'm make stuff for friends because it gonna be Valentine's Day.

[traversal]

[ ohhh, was she not meant to see that? lumine can always pretend that she didn't hear everything ...

she fights the urge to laugh and giggle at this cuteness, opting instead to cup a hand to cover her mouth and whisper into her omni too. she agreed to keep her secret, right? ]

Of course, I pinkie promise to keep a secret. [ she'll hold her pinkie for a virtual pinkie promise. a thoughtful beat: ] But if we're going to hide candy and chocolate, then we'll need to find a place that's cold, or else it might melt.

[sparkknight]

Okay, pinkie promise. [Klee nods with a serious look on her face and holds up her own pinkie. It is done. The serious look drops on her face and nods. She didn't think about melted candy or melted chocolate. Melted sweets never tastes good.]

Oh, Klee didn't think about that. Also, it can't be hidden bin the ground because bugs like sweets especially ants. Klee remembers when she was really little we went on a picnic and the ants got into the jam sandwiches. So we need to find a cold place where bugs can't eat it.

[traversal]

[ that's true, that's true.

lumine nods thoughtfully, still leaning in closer to the omni. can't let her twin brother hear this conversation, after all, even if he's probably just a couple of feet away, since she promised. ]

I can think of a few ideas that we can do, but we'll have to borrow something first.

[ from master diluc, because he's the only person she can think of who would have such a thing, seeing that he has a bar ... ]

not here.

[albaedo]

[ does he constitute as a 'friend' regardless of their ( adoptive ) sibling status? well. if klee hasn't brought this up with him at all, perhaps it's safe to assume that he should pretend to not perceive any of her video's contents. but he'll keep it all in mind... lmao... ]