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deernet2022-01-31 09:29 pm
wannasmash) wrote in deernet2022-01-31 09:29 pm
video | UN: deku | CW: Sleeper Membrane detailed on the canon update page
[ The plain young man with freckles is frowning sheepishly, shoulders raised. Today he's freshly showered and wearing one of his usual boring shirts. ]
Um... First-time renter, here... Something happened, and now some furniture the owner lent to me is damaged from... slime. A lot of it. It's gross.
[ Midoriya looks much the same, healthy even. Someone who has recently seen him might notice more freckles on his skin, like he got some spring sun. His hair needs a trim again, even though he just got one last month.
He moves out of view to reveal a plain wooden bedframe. On it is a lost cause, a mattress that looks like it's been slimed on a 90's game show. Bits of the Sleeper Membrane are already drying into peels. In it are... dozens of tiny eyelids? ]
I'll have to replace it, but... Do you think I'll get kicked out?
Um... First-time renter, here... Something happened, and now some furniture the owner lent to me is damaged from... slime. A lot of it. It's gross.
[ Midoriya looks much the same, healthy even. Someone who has recently seen him might notice more freckles on his skin, like he got some spring sun. His hair needs a trim again, even though he just got one last month.
He moves out of view to reveal a plain wooden bedframe. On it is a lost cause, a mattress that looks like it's been slimed on a 90's game show. Bits of the Sleeper Membrane are already drying into peels. In it are... dozens of tiny eyelids? ]
I'll have to replace it, but... Do you think I'll get kicked out?
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N-Not to my knowledge! I haven't really paid attention to them though! Jaune threw up a lot but I didn't think he was slimy!
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--Okay. Okay. I know those are totally different. But I just thought I'd point out that it issomething we can do.
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[ he says through gritted teeth. That is why he mentioned it. It is indelibly fixed in his mind as Ruby Being Cool. ]
That is not going to help me right now. You can make fun of me later, but right now I gotta clean this up. Unless you have any tips for getting stuff out of furniture??
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[Thank you for your honesty, Midoriya.]
Okay- Okay. I we'll save that for later.
...Have you tried fire? Fire always works for me when I'm trying to clean something up.
Or just like putting a towel on it and saving it for someone else to clean up.
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[ He thinks about Oscar's offer, and Ange's advice. ]
Yeah, I'm gonna try a little fire. No, I will not just cover it up and leave it for someone else.
[ What is he gonna do, put this strange stuff in a trash dump? Gross! That's how monster movies start, some weird mutation from chemicals or something. ]
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…Yeah. It is a little rude to do that. But it’s how I handle the days I’ve got cleaning duty at home.
Keep it on the down low, I don’t think Ange or Oscar have figured it out.
[They have figured it out.]
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[ he breaks it to her gently. Poor Ange and Oscar... and poor Ruby, once they get their hands on her. ]
Anyway, Oscar-kun is coming over to help out. We've sort of got a plan.
[ He couldn't take it if Ruby made another comment about boys being gross. He would die. He would literally die. He thinks Oscar will be more charitable. ]