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[wannasmash]

[ The plain young man with freckles is frowning sheepishly, shoulders raised. Today he's freshly showered and wearing one of his usual boring shirts. ]

Um... First-time renter, here... Something happened, and now some furniture the owner lent to me is damaged from... slime. A lot of it. It's gross.

[ Midoriya looks much the same, healthy even. Someone who has recently seen him might notice more freckles on his skin, like he got some spring sun. His hair needs a trim again, even though he just got one last month.

He moves out of view to reveal a plain wooden bedframe. On it is a lost cause, a mattress that looks like it's been slimed on a 90's game show. Bits of the Sleeper Membrane are already drying into peels. In it are... dozens of tiny eyelids? ]

I'll have to replace it, but... Do you think I'll get kicked out?

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[makingthetime]

[Leon just kind of blinks at the feed, because. Ah. Yeah, that's. Hm. Not great, Leon is a little worried about what this means for the kid because the last time he saw any membrane like that, people died.]

If you explain what happened I'm sure you'll probably be fine. In my experience I had to pay off the damage and I lost my security deposit, but that was back in my world. Could be different here.

And if not there's probably more than one Sleeper willing to take you in for a while.

[wannasmash]

Yeah... that's pretty normal in my world too. Uh, paying for damages, not... this.

[ He sidles back into frame, dividing his attention between the screen and the disaster. His voice jumps nervously around a few octaves before settling somewhere in a normal speaking range. ]

I just feel really bad! This is my first time renting and I've done my best not to be a pain. I don't want to cause trouble for my friends either.

[makingthetime]

You know, where I'm from, a cocoon like that would be very bad news. You feeling okay there?

[He's pretty sure the kid isn't going to mutate into a gruesome, murderous monster, but he has to check first, in as subtle a manner as he can manage.]

You won't know unless you actually talk to your landlord, I suppose. Who knows, maybe they'll go easy on you.

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[unphase]

[...wow. that was something that happened. something she'd rather not have happen to her, but she figures she doesn't have much control over it if it does.

and, doubtfully]

I don't know, it depends on the lease you signed. Maybe something like that is common damage and it's excluded from the security deposit? If you need any help going over your lease agreement, I have some experience interpreting legal documents.

[wannasmash]

This specific thing wasn't mentioned in my lease. Just like... no large holes in the walls, don't damage the furniture, stuff like that. I don't care if I have to pay it back, I just... A lot is happening right now...

[ He just got a few month's worth of memories dumped into his brain, and he's very temporally confused right now. ]

I'd appreciate the help, thank you so much. I just gotta... clean this up somehow...

[unphase]

I can understand that. There's always a lot happening. If not to yourself, then someone that's cared about.

[understandably so! that's quite a bit of information to file away]

Sure, it's no problem. And, umm...maybe water and vinegar mixed together? I don't know, I don't have a lot of experience cleaning.

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[peripheries]

Is this puberty?

[wannasmash]

No it's not puberty!!

[peripheries]

You’re at about that age.

:\a am i sorry tho

[givehead]

It could be puberty. We all make our beds gross sometimes. No shame in it.

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[entreats]

[ Oh god.

Despite Midoriya already having spoken about the slime, it's another thing entirely to suddenly see it like that, and Ange makes an - obviously fake, but still - choking sound. ]

Take it from someone who has seen a lot of gross stuff: that's really gross. [ Ew. ] You might as well burn the entire thing down.

[ Yes, Ange, because clearly that won't get him kicked out.. ]

[wannasmash]

[ He did warn you, Ange. ]

Oh no! I can't just burn it down, I'm renting! Is it contagious? How do I get rid of this stuff??

[ His voice rises with each question. This is really embarrassing, but he's desperate here. A wet wipe ain't gonna cut it. It's so... peely. ]

[entreats]

There's no way that's ever going to get out of there again, you know.

[ Ange says it so seriously too. Maybe it's a little deadpan, since that's what Ange's voice is like by default, but it doesn't sound like she's joking around about this. ]

It's going to be in there forever now. No matter how many times you clean it. It's never going to fully get out. [ LIKE SHE'S TELLING THE WORLD'S DRYEST HORROR STORY.. ]

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[justoscar]

Try some honesty.

If you can't, try some soap and elbow grease-- then try honesty if it doesn't work.

[wannasmash]

I'm going to be honest. I can't see this coming out of the bed. It... It's still stuck in my hair.

[ Gross! Ughhhhh!!! ]

[justoscar]

Huh....

maybe we should burn it.

[There was no point in messing with the impossible-- at least, this kind of impossible.]

I know a certain Coldblood who might be willing to help. Unless, you've got someone you'd like instead?

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[givehead]

Yup. You're definitely going to be hitting the streets before the night's out. No cosmic leakage is allowed.

vidya

[wannasmash]

It's cosmic???

[ He's not texting, he's too busy scurrying around trying to see if he has stronger soap on hand. You can't just ShamWow that and call it a day! ]

[givehead]

Could be. Looks it to me. That's eldritch tier goop.

voice: moonmochi

[hopticulture]

Guess it depends on how attached they were to the furniture...but if they were fond of it, they probably wouldn't have lent it to you in the first place.

So buying a replacement sounds about right.

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[wannasmash]

I'm afraid to ask, but I'll find out soon enough... and whether or not I need to find a new place...

[ He's never rented before, so this is a blow, and he's worrying a lot more than he might if he was experienced with this sort of thing. He has the demeanor of a convict heading to the gallows, or a student heading to the principal's office. ]

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[hopticulture]

[she relents and does video!! luckily she's back to her normal rabbit self, but her fur is clearly mussed up from bedhead.

poor kid...]

It's better to tell them sooner rather than later. The longer you keep something from someone, the more annoyed they might become.

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[onekindsoul]

Oh my god- I knew boys were slimy but I had no idea it was this bad!

Gross, gross, gross!

[wannasmash]

This is not a boy thing! It's just a thing! I don't know what this thing is!

Are--are boys like this in your world, Rose-san??

[onekindsoul]

Are you sure!? Because you're a boy and it's totally happening to you right now!

N-Not to my knowledge! I haven't really paid attention to them though! Jaune threw up a lot but I didn't think he was slimy!