Jacob Stone (
bookbrawler) wrote in
deernet2022-02-06 07:19 pm
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[Jacob Stone comes from a world of both smartphones and magic (and sometimes those smartphones had magic in them), so he isn't entirely unfamiliar with this. The Omni is a little awkward at first to deal with, but he's managing.
What he isn't managing, is the rattlesnake that seems intent on curling around his shoulders in a cozy fashion.]
Hi. My name is Jacob Stone, I just got here, so there's a lotta new things I ain't quite got the hang of yet.
Uh.
So.
So can y'all tell me if there's an incantation or something to get rid of--of whatever this little critter is?
[The snake looks just as grumpy as he does, for a moment, and hisses at him. He looks mildly offended at the gesture, or maybe the snake might have said something rude.]
I'm not--I don't use magic, I mean, but this thing just sort of appeared outta nowhere and now it won't go. I didn't mean to summon it! But I guess I did and now I don't know how t'make it go away.
[He's just...a little stressed. Being a Librarian whose job it is to find magical artifacts and hide them from the world and as a rule doesn't use magic because he's terrified of it is now in a world absolutely steeped in it, and he just accidentally summoned a smoky creature right out of his chest.
It's fine. He's fine?]
What he isn't managing, is the rattlesnake that seems intent on curling around his shoulders in a cozy fashion.]
Hi. My name is Jacob Stone, I just got here, so there's a lotta new things I ain't quite got the hang of yet.
Uh.
So.
So can y'all tell me if there's an incantation or something to get rid of--of whatever this little critter is?
[The snake looks just as grumpy as he does, for a moment, and hisses at him. He looks mildly offended at the gesture, or maybe the snake might have said something rude.]
I'm not--I don't use magic, I mean, but this thing just sort of appeared outta nowhere and now it won't go. I didn't mean to summon it! But I guess I did and now I don't know how t'make it go away.
[He's just...a little stressed. Being a Librarian whose job it is to find magical artifacts and hide them from the world and as a rule doesn't use magic because he's terrified of it is now in a world absolutely steeped in it, and he just accidentally summoned a smoky creature right out of his chest.
It's fine. He's fine?]

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[Whoops. Maybe he's being kind of a jerk here about it but...]
I mean, I'm not sayin' all magic is bad. It's just it usually has a price. I'm glad that your crab is nice, though.
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[It's not sarcastic or mean, either. It's genuine, he really means it.]
In my world it's not...like that.
[There's a beat.]
Fish people, huh? That's pretty cool. Did they have a scientific name?
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