Jacob Stone (
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[Jacob Stone comes from a world of both smartphones and magic (and sometimes those smartphones had magic in them), so he isn't entirely unfamiliar with this. The Omni is a little awkward at first to deal with, but he's managing.
What he isn't managing, is the rattlesnake that seems intent on curling around his shoulders in a cozy fashion.]
Hi. My name is Jacob Stone, I just got here, so there's a lotta new things I ain't quite got the hang of yet.
Uh.
So.
So can y'all tell me if there's an incantation or something to get rid of--of whatever this little critter is?
[The snake looks just as grumpy as he does, for a moment, and hisses at him. He looks mildly offended at the gesture, or maybe the snake might have said something rude.]
I'm not--I don't use magic, I mean, but this thing just sort of appeared outta nowhere and now it won't go. I didn't mean to summon it! But I guess I did and now I don't know how t'make it go away.
[He's just...a little stressed. Being a Librarian whose job it is to find magical artifacts and hide them from the world and as a rule doesn't use magic because he's terrified of it is now in a world absolutely steeped in it, and he just accidentally summoned a smoky creature right out of his chest.
It's fine. He's fine?]
What he isn't managing, is the rattlesnake that seems intent on curling around his shoulders in a cozy fashion.]
Hi. My name is Jacob Stone, I just got here, so there's a lotta new things I ain't quite got the hang of yet.
Uh.
So.
So can y'all tell me if there's an incantation or something to get rid of--of whatever this little critter is?
[The snake looks just as grumpy as he does, for a moment, and hisses at him. He looks mildly offended at the gesture, or maybe the snake might have said something rude.]
I'm not--I don't use magic, I mean, but this thing just sort of appeared outta nowhere and now it won't go. I didn't mean to summon it! But I guess I did and now I don't know how t'make it go away.
[He's just...a little stressed. Being a Librarian whose job it is to find magical artifacts and hide them from the world and as a rule doesn't use magic because he's terrified of it is now in a world absolutely steeped in it, and he just accidentally summoned a smoky creature right out of his chest.
It's fine. He's fine?]

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Stoats are pretty cool. They feature in folklore as well.
Yeah, you could say that. I didn't know about all the supernatural in the world up until a few years ago, and most people still don't. I mean, hell, some days I wish that I had your kinda world, but then again, I wouldn't trade what I've seen for anythin'.
[CW: Zombie Epidemic mention (figured I'd better, given current events)]
If I recall rightly, they're depicted in Irish and English folklore as having human-like qualities, including having families and being neighborly. But I think in some Native American legends, they're either shifty creatures whose alliances can't be trusted, though there's one legend of a stoat taking down a wendigo.
[A rustling, as if the speaker were walking along a hallway, clad in something rubberized.]
[A dry, closedmouthed chuckle.] Ah, so in some ways, I'm nearly as much a neophyte to the supernatural as you are. There's something to be said for that: it lends one a healthy skepticism, keeping one from getting too comfortable with the supernatural.
I'm not sure you'd want to tarry in my world of origin: there were periodic outbreaks of pathogens that transformed the living into shambling, ravenous nightmares.
[CW: Zombie Epidemic mention]
[He loves talking about folklore and myth and literature and everything that falls within such and his voice brightens, sounding even more enthusiastic.
Except.]
...you don't mean zombies, do you?
Re: [CW: Zombie Epidemic mention]
[A pause, lending weight to what follows.]
The shambling undead. Not the hapless enslaved beings of Haitian lore, but the contagious and flesh eating horrors of Romero's fever dreams.