text - un; bluebird69
so everyone's cool with the squid thing
like everyone just collectively agreed that was okay
and went with it
that's a thing people just live with in this crappy city
like everyone just collectively agreed that was okay
and went with it
that's a thing people just live with in this crappy city

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I have never heard anything more true in my whole life
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Know I will judge your answer very harshly. It's the fish way.
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oh shit, no pressure
ever heard of a Mandarinfish? they're stupid colorful.
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Did you know they are difficult fish to look after? They have a very specialized diet.
[ just casually flexing her david attenborough muscles nbd. ]
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I had no idea. Can't say I'm a fish aficionado, unfortunately. You a fish guru?
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It would be very disappointing if I wasn't up to scale.
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well, I'm a squid called Dean apparently, so it's great to meet you
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if he doesn't recognise her username—it's one of her best, if she's honest with herself—then that can only mean one (disappointing) thing. at least he's not permanently gone like sam. ]
Ah, the Dean Squid. Did you know it is a very rare and dangerous squid?
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I didn't, but I'd love to hear all about it 😏
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It's a very elusive squid. It's like the Lochness Monster of squids—you only ever hear about him in stories.
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Spores. Spikes. Very uneven little tentacle things.
Very, very ugly.
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That just seems cruel. Very, very cruel.
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How so?
Keep in mind that it is a very, very important fact.
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Are you sure it's fact? And not opinion? Maybe it's a really cute squid
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well that part might be true
but it could still be cute
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Terrifying.
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top of the food chain maybe
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aw cmon
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this is the saddest thing i've ever heard
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Sometimes it even gets trodden on by sea slugs. So very sad. :(
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that is very sad. and now I'M sad. gonna have to drink my sorrows away for a sad squid stepped on by sea slugs
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