text - un; bluebird69

[venatoris]

so everyone's cool with the squid thing
like everyone just collectively agreed that was okay
and went with it
that's a thing people just live with in this crappy city

Comments

[venatoris]

It's called omni-mail? i thought it was just texting

[dialscientist]

No, see, everyone is wrong.

Texts are like a book. This is correspondence. So it's like mail. And it's on the Omni, so it's Omni-Mail.

It makes perfect sense. Omni-Mail. You heard it here first.

[venatoris]

[ he...squints at his device, but you know what, he'll let the kid have it. ]

Huh. Pretty clever. Like email but fancier.

VINDICATION

[dialscientist]

Exactly! Mail, but Omni.

Omni-Mail.

enjoy your win lmao

[venatoris]

Yeah. Exactly. That makes sense.