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[venatoris]

so everyone's cool with the squid thing
like everyone just collectively agreed that was okay
and went with it
that's a thing people just live with in this crappy city

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[venatoris]

The hell--

[ Zepp glowers at him, sitting on her little haunches and shaking a paw like she's...

From a cartoon.

Dean lets the broom fall and scrubs at his face, rubbing his eyes hard. ]

God, what the fuck.

[righthemisphere]

I know.. I know, tell me about it.

[He turns his attention to the general air]

Spaghetti, c'mere.

[A beat. Then a fat raccoon appears on the ground near Raleigh's feet in a little poof of smoke and stands for him to pick her up. Which he obviously does.]

This is mine. Her name's Spaghetti.

[Spaghetti chitters in greeting and wriggles to climb up onto Raleigh's shoulder where she settles.]

[venatoris]

[ this is so stressful, seriously. jfc. ]

A racoon named Spaghetti? There a story there?

[ he asks this because he needs there to be one, to be something to distract him from the little fox that's now making her way back over to him and climbing up his body like she belongs there, perching on his shoulder. ]

[righthemisphere]

[Raleigh snorts and nods as he reaches back to stroke under her chin.]

Kinda. She started living in my roof a while back before we got here to Trench and I didn't have the heart to kick her out. I didn't know what to feed her but she liked Spaghetti and it just kinda stuck. Turns out she was pregnant so we've got some meatballs running around, too.

[ie no story he is just a fucking dork]