[ text ] | un: eggmagnet

[halfdecay]

annual squid weather report: its shit. don't come out.

ps - can we all agree that the twat with the red pinecone for a head is a melodramatic bellend? or is that just me?

take it to the PMs bruv.

[alright, good chat. glad we got that out in the air.]

Comments

text || un: wheeler

[micycle]

what language is this in

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

OMG
You're going to get stabbed.
BUT OMG THAT'S AMAZING.

[lefthemisphere]

which twat with a red pinecone for a head?

there's a couple, mate

text; un: harbinger

[bolstafir]

it'd be nice if he could get over himself for five minutes, yeah
more people would have their limbs attached

text || un: dito

[syncopathic]

was that meant to be indecipherable or do you have some sort of brain damage?

if it's the former, fuck you. if it's the latter, please hurry up and die from it so we're spared any more of your yammering.

[You would not believe how long it took to send this message. You'd better appreciate it, Owen.]

text; un: R.BECKET

[righthemisphere]

[squint]

Owen, is that you?

un: eudaimonikos; text

[eudaimonikos]

I get what you're saying, but it'd be really nice if we could go one day without some kind of new Maul feud.

[also this guy's got a solid chance of getting stabbed now?]

[Text][UN:A_Wesker013]

[subject_013]

Well, you've found your way here, Dr. Harper. Welcome to the Waking World on the other side of dear Julia's nightmare.

[catchatting]

OMG IS THIS ENGLISH? JK BUT YMMV WITH THIS. U NEW? BTW U SHLD LRN 2 SWIM. ;D

[ She knows exactly what she's doing here and she's laughing when she hits send. ]

Text; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

I've had quite enough of people like you passing judgment on me and I'm not in the greatest of moods to have any sort of self-control. Unless you are very capable of defending yourself, I'd leave calling me out to people who are capable of handling me.

[phaseflex]

squid pro quo

text; un: quibbler

[creidim]

[ This had her full-on belly-laughing for a good ten minutes. She needed this. ]

Oh, I liked that. That was very funny!!

But yes, that's quite a fair assumption albeit a very colourful choice of words.

text; un: sallyface

[sallyface]

is the internet always like this

text; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

Red... pineapple head?

text: apparition

[unphase]

I only understood about half of that and for once I'm not blaming the 31st century time-gap.

Who in the Void's name has a red pinecone for a head?