[ text ] | un: eggmagnet

[halfdecay]

annual squid weather report: its shit. don't come out.

ps - can we all agree that the twat with the red pinecone for a head is a melodramatic bellend? or is that just me?

take it to the PMs bruv.

[alright, good chat. glad we got that out in the air.]

Comments

text || un: wheeler

[micycle]

what language is this in

[halfdecay]

does your crystal blackberry not have a translate extension

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

OMG
You're going to get stabbed.
BUT OMG THAT'S AMAZING.

[halfdecay]

yeah. thought about that.
and that only further proves my thesis statement
can't go on declaring murder on everyone without getting trolls on your ass

[lefthemisphere]

which twat with a red pinecone for a head?

there's a couple, mate

[halfdecay]

the one who looks like they get their wears from one of those sex fantasy shoppes

text; un: harbinger

[bolstafir]

it'd be nice if he could get over himself for five minutes, yeah
more people would have their limbs attached

[halfdecay]

at least get a bit of perspective
even serial murderers know when to show a little restraint

text || un: dito

[syncopathic]

was that meant to be indecipherable or do you have some sort of brain damage?

if it's the former, fuck you. if it's the latter, please hurry up and die from it so we're spared any more of your yammering.

[You would not believe how long it took to send this message. You'd better appreciate it, Owen.]

[halfdecay]

yeah, sorry about that. let me translate that for you.

ouyay areyay ayay ickheadday

text; un: R.BECKET

[righthemisphere]

[squint]

Owen, is that you?

[halfdecay]

did you miss me, sweetheart?

un: eudaimonikos; text

[eudaimonikos]

I get what you're saying, but it'd be really nice if we could go one day without some kind of new Maul feud.

[also this guy's got a solid chance of getting stabbed now?]

[halfdecay]

[start your betting pool now, folks.]

In my defense, as a medical professional, I've about every right to start taking the piss on the same bloke who's caused me nothing but sleepless nights treating severe to near-fatal wounds.

[Text][UN:A_Wesker013]

[subject_013]

Well, you've found your way here, Dr. Harper. Welcome to the Waking World on the other side of dear Julia's nightmare.

[halfdecay]

"Found" is a very strong word.
More like
the whole cephalopod act was starting to get really fucking old.

[catchatting]

OMG IS THIS ENGLISH? JK BUT YMMV WITH THIS. U NEW? BTW U SHLD LRN 2 SWIM. ;D

[ She knows exactly what she's doing here and she's laughing when she hits send. ]

[halfdecay]

swmng skillz are in the bag
and iirc im new only by technicality

[Real cute there! He can see your little game from a mile away.]

Text; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

I've had quite enough of people like you passing judgment on me and I'm not in the greatest of moods to have any sort of self-control. Unless you are very capable of defending yourself, I'd leave calling me out to people who are capable of handling me.

[halfdecay]

First off? It's Doctor People Like Me. Put a modicum respect on your disrespect.

Second - I don't know your whole tragic backstory and all that. But get in line. Everyone on this land is overdue for a therapy session. Might I suggest a more passive hobby to pass the time? Like crocheting or a good wank?

[phaseflex]

squid pro quo

[halfdecay]

Thank you. I hate it already.

text; un: quibbler

[creidim]

[ This had her full-on belly-laughing for a good ten minutes. She needed this. ]

Oh, I liked that. That was very funny!!

But yes, that's quite a fair assumption albeit a very colourful choice of words.

[halfdecay]

I'll try to be more succinct next time around when my brain is less of a squid scramble.

text; un: sallyface

[sallyface]

is the internet always like this

text; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

Red... pineapple head?

text: apparition

[unphase]

I only understood about half of that and for once I'm not blaming the 31st century time-gap.

Who in the Void's name has a red pinecone for a head?