Video un; glitch | Poll Time

[glitchinthesystem]

[The video turns on and Glitch is just sitting at a desk, hand on cheek as he's tapping it all the while.

He's tired, bored, maybe even feeling moody. Who knows nowadays?

But, one thing's for sure he wants something else to focus on that isn't the horrors of Trench, Maul threatening everyone, and well.

The general anxieties of growing up. So, here he is on camera and he starts to talk;]

Okay. I wanna do the healthy thing and ignore what's going on outside for like an hour so;

poll time.

The poll question being;

Is Shiro the Official dad of Trench?

Yes or No


And if Yes;

How much dad energy does Shiro have?

Ten percent?

Fifty Percent?

One Hundred percent?

The number is incalculable?

Please answer with your remarks below. It's for science.


[A pause before Glitch says;]

For those who don't know what he looks like, this is Shiro.

[ A picture appears right beside the poll. Just so it's clear.] Okay, get to it people.

Comments

video - un: 22hotdoglimit

[stilljustyou]

I remember Shiro. He gave me food when I first came here.

... Uhm. If he's sort of like a nice big brother.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Ah. A small child voicing their thoughts on Shiro.

Welp. If that wasn't a nail in the coffin for Shiro being Trench Dad than nothing would be. ]

Yeah, but big brothers let you drink alcohol with them.

I think.

That's what the movies tell me. Shiro would never let me drink if he knew I did. [ Does Glitch drink? Who knows. ]

Video | Clickclickbloom

[onekindsoul]

Shiro is the most dadliest dad to ever dad a dad!

Pretty sure his daddly powers are maximumer!

I once say him lean down gently grasp a child's shoulder and tell him he believed in him.

That child that went on to hit the winning home room in a baseball game.

You know what he did after that?

He told him he was proud of him and took him out for ice cream.

Do you know who the child was?

Well I don't but it could have Lance, It could have been you Glitch, it could have been any one of us.

The point is Shiro believed in us and we got the job done.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Ah. He could always rely on Ruby's chaotic energy to make this even more chaotic. He just completely feasts on the energy she's laying down. ]

I dunno if it was ever me. Never played baseball. But, what matters is not the act of playing baseball.

It's the playing baseball in our hearts and the dad we made along the way.

When was the first time he believed in you, Ruby Rose?

video; un: GoldenFlowers

[the_obedient_servant]

Isn't that the clown who drove into the ocean?

[glitchinthesystem]

....Shiro drove into the ocean?

It wasn't now, was it when he saw this poll? [ These are important questions, kid. ]

video | un : inkmetal

[inkedspell]

I almost said No, but damn that picture really is dad-energy isn't it? How did I miss that?

[glitchinthesystem]

The more you spend time with Shiro, the more you see it. Feel it even.

You might not have had the right moment with him yet, but don't worry.

Sooner or later.

He will dad you.

video; un: violet

[virtuosital]

[She has to look at the picture, and purses her lips while she studies it for a while.]

I don't think I'm really equipped to answer, since I've never met him, but-- he does look kind of fatherly. A bit of that "stern fatherly disapproval" going on. Or maybe that's just his eyebrows?

[glitchinthesystem]

You're right on both. Give it time and he's bound to show both on here.

He's got all that fatherly disapproval packed in that white fluff on his head.

Probably.

Science is still trying to figure that out.

voice; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

Why... am I reading this...?

[There goes the eye-twitch!!]

[glitchinthesystem]

Oh good.

You saw.

And you're reading this to prove I make due on my promises, Shiro.

[tempredmental]

Cuz you're the dad friend

vvideo; un: notbatman

[saltyadam]

Yes.

100%.

even Adam isn't safe

[glitchinthesystem]

Please everyone note that Shiro's husband slash man love agrees with the dad energy vibe he gives off.

video; un: liontamer

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Ryan is laughing his ass off quite literally from Shiro's living room, after having been invited to live there. He decides this makes him very qualified to answer this question.]

Dude. Yes, definitely. His dad energy is off the charts.

[Then, a thoughtful pause--]

....Dad-ergy?

[Eh, he'll keep workshopping it.]

[glitchinthesystem]

Okay, good. We have more people pouring in and confirming Shiro is in fact, dad.

The dad energy is definitely not able to be measured. We should call it Dadergy.

voice; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

I mean, he obviously gives off that kind of impression.

[ Not even a faint moment of hesitance on Ange's end about that. Shiro is such a Dad Type. She's pretty sure no one can deny it.

But she does continue, in the same flat tone: ]

You're probably getting him all embarrassed right now though.

[glitchinthesystem]

He was basically denying it that he didn't when I said I should have survey on this.

Which means he probably thinks so too and didn't want to admit it.

[ He has no shame in his schemes that are meant to make a friend feel embarrassed. After all it's meant to be endearing! ]

That's the point. I told him I'd do this to embarrass him.

It's how our friendship works.

video, un: offtherecord

[theindependent]

Everyone in this city seems far too young to give off "dad energy."

But I do like his hair. He's got potential. I'll give him ten percent.

[glitchinthesystem]

Don't worry. We may all look young on the outside, but we're all old and dead on the inside.

You might be able to relate. Since.

You look old on the outside. [ Don't mind him being a casual bastard teenager. Though he's not sure he's ever met this man so he says it almost like he's shrugging. ]

Whoever you are.

video; un: trashmouth

[measuringdicks]

You mean he's not the official dad yet? Suspicious. I vote we make him the official Trench dad, he gives off a a shitton of dad energy anyway. Might as well put it in writing.

[glitchinthesystem]

He would try and deny the reward if he made him Trench's Official dad. But, that's the whole point about awards.

You don't get a choice.
Thank you for agreeing though. We need more like-minded folks who think Shiro is basically dad.

Video UN: 1stStrike

[strikefirster]

I don't know.

Guy looks like he has a huge stick up his ass.

Probably never been laid in his life.

[glitchinthesystem]

...He has a husband. Pretty sure that makes that statement moot.

Also who the fuck are you?

[ voice | un: keith ]

[tempredmental]

He was an old man at twenty. He's definitely full of dad energy.

[glitchinthesystem]

I'm not even surprised. I kind of always pictured he just didn't have a childhood? He just jumped straight into being a grown man.

Like, he manifested into being as an old man dad energy.