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[glitchinthesystem]

[The video turns on and Glitch is just sitting at a desk, hand on cheek as he's tapping it all the while.

He's tired, bored, maybe even feeling moody. Who knows nowadays?

But, one thing's for sure he wants something else to focus on that isn't the horrors of Trench, Maul threatening everyone, and well.

The general anxieties of growing up. So, here he is on camera and he starts to talk;]

Okay. I wanna do the healthy thing and ignore what's going on outside for like an hour so;

poll time.

The poll question being;

Is Shiro the Official dad of Trench?

Yes or No


And if Yes;

How much dad energy does Shiro have?

Ten percent?

Fifty Percent?

One Hundred percent?

The number is incalculable?

Please answer with your remarks below. It's for science.


[A pause before Glitch says;]

For those who don't know what he looks like, this is Shiro.

[ A picture appears right beside the poll. Just so it's clear.] Okay, get to it people.

Comments

[glitchinthesystem]

[ He's glad someone approves of his insane theories despite most of them being jokes. Either way, he shrugs to the girl's remark. ]

I'm following the scientific process. I made a hypothesis and now I'm gathering data to confirm the results of my Hypothesis.

So far I'm winning.

[virtuosital]

[...okay, he's definitely got a point. She laughs softly, but it's not in a mean-spirited way-- she isn't laughing at him.] It's easy to forget that you can apply that format to things that aren't entirely scientific in nature to begin with.

So, I guess this Shiro person acts paternally toward you?

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Glitch shrugs in return to her laugh, smirking himself in turn. As for her question, he offers a noncommittal shrug of his hands.]


He acts paternally to everyone from what I've noticed. Like there are network videos about it where he will just dad the whole town.

And scold you for hazing your friends on the network.

The dad energy is strong in him.

[virtuosital]

[She laughs again, with more gusto this time, imagining it alongside the picture from the main post.]

I can definitely see that. He's sort of... dad-shaped? That sounds so silly, but-- you know what I mean, right?

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Glitch can't help but bark out a laugh at the girl's answer and in doing so, forms a triangle with his hands and flips it upside down. ]

Yeah, I can see it. He kinda looks like a corn chip.

A stacked corn chip.

[virtuosital]

[I sincerely hope Shiro is aware that he is being called a dorito. Sumire is still laughing.]

Corn Chip Shiro, oh my gosh.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Her just saying it makes him burst out into laughter. The thoughts of mischief have now increased immensely. ]

I'm going to need to make posters of that.

It can be the official slogan of the Shiro dad relief fund.