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un: klapbak | video
Surprise, bitch. I lived.
(Have Eddie, flipping the camera off with his right hand aka his prosthetic.
Eddie looks different than the last time most people had seen him. For starters, he has a green undertone to his skin. For another, his tongue is completely black. Behind him is an empty room with gray floorboards and peeling green walls. It at least looks clean. There's a Gucci suitcase on its side, opened up, with clothes spilling over and across the floor. Another Gucci suitcase sits next to it, but it has been partially charred.
A dog is passed out and snoring rather loudly in the opened suitcase.
Despite his on-point meme drop, Eddie's delivery is completely and suspiciously blank. His gray eyes are flat, and his expression remains completely empty.)
Richie's here too. (As if on-demand, a massive fireball blast out from the doorway of a nearby room followed by some crashing and yelling. Eddie doesn't even bother to glance over his shoulder.)
We're settling in okay. We're in Lumenwood. I've got some of my supplies from Deerington but I've got a shitton of stuff I need to restock.
(Which was going to be such a drag.)
But for those on a need-to-know basis, I've already made some important notes on this place. Not that any of you give a shit, but if you do...I guess we were given journals for a reason. I suck at journaling though. Here's a uh --- transcipt? Is that what it's called? Whatever, I typed it up.
(He shrugs. The screen goes blank only to be followed up by some text that Eddie clearly wrote up ahead of time:)
IMPORTANT TRENCHNOTES SHIT STUFF?
i dont know i dont normally do the note takin thing so feel grateful
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
(Have Eddie, flipping the camera off with his right hand aka his prosthetic.
Eddie looks different than the last time most people had seen him. For starters, he has a green undertone to his skin. For another, his tongue is completely black. Behind him is an empty room with gray floorboards and peeling green walls. It at least looks clean. There's a Gucci suitcase on its side, opened up, with clothes spilling over and across the floor. Another Gucci suitcase sits next to it, but it has been partially charred.
A dog is passed out and snoring rather loudly in the opened suitcase.
Despite his on-point meme drop, Eddie's delivery is completely and suspiciously blank. His gray eyes are flat, and his expression remains completely empty.)
Richie's here too. (As if on-demand, a massive fireball blast out from the doorway of a nearby room followed by some crashing and yelling. Eddie doesn't even bother to glance over his shoulder.)
We're settling in okay. We're in Lumenwood. I've got some of my supplies from Deerington but I've got a shitton of stuff I need to restock.
(Which was going to be such a drag.)
But for those on a need-to-know basis, I've already made some important notes on this place. Not that any of you give a shit, but if you do...I guess we were given journals for a reason. I suck at journaling though. Here's a uh --- transcipt? Is that what it's called? Whatever, I typed it up.
(He shrugs. The screen goes blank only to be followed up by some text that Eddie clearly wrote up ahead of time:)
IMPORTANT TRENCH
i dont know i dont normally do the note takin thing so feel grateful
1.)
our blood's fucking weird now but also no shit it's weird now is anyone surprised
give me your blood so i can figure it out. i studied hematology a LOT
last time i checked out my blood under a scope it was totally different than what it is now on a cellular level.
i actually tried to expose my blood to some bacteria and germs that would usually cause an infection and it was really weird? what look like my new white cells just immediately seemed to swallow up the bacteria and it was like it never existed at all
thats not to say you should run around and stab yourself with a rusty fork anytime soon
but it'd be cool if i could get more samples to see if this is just a Me thing or an Us thing
2.)
i spit on richie and we figured out that my spit can cause a numbing feeling. if you ever need to spit on you, let me know
it's probably gonna be useful if anyone gets injured
normally i would say don't let someone spit in your open wounds
but my spit is totally sanitary
i swear
(shut the hell up)
3.)
only 1/3rd of my closet made it here and no im not ready to talk about it. this place doesn't even have goddamn chanel
4.)
taylor swift still exists so we're gonna be okay
text; un: doublehedgedsword
don't know what a plant would need blood for anyways but here we are
sorry about your closet dude
not sure what chanel is but i can keep a look out for it if you want?
that's cool about Taylor Swift though!
my flute and guitar showed up here so i can do more sick covers
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i could totally use more samples. if you'd be comfortable with it, im trying to pull full bags from people just cause vials only go so far
yeah your dna structure really is similar to a plant
i compared it under the scope with some daisies i had just to see how your blood would react to the plant cells
totally similar
but i did notice normal plant cells are impacted by bacteria and yours didnt seem to be?
but i did only compare it agianst one type of plant
it's okay. i mean. it sucks major ballage
it's a designer brand thing. it's not even the best but it's usually one of the most accessible designer brand
theres way better brands
but thanks. i guess if you see anything thats NOT plain black that'd be cool to know about. black's really not my color
it's okay as an ACCENT or with the right accessories just not like. a black robe.
(Eddie pls stop Fern probably does not care about your fashion rampage-.)
RIGHT.
a lot of other musicians are here too
it doesnt seem like the media has changed much which is kind of a relief?
oh shit thank god for that
did anything else good show up for you?
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[He's used to this kind of science from Varian, and before him Princess Bubblegum.]
man seriously? so i'm just all plant all the time?
that kind of sucks, i don't even have any cool fire or poison potential?
can you send your science notes to Varian? i'm not gonna understand them but he did a lot of work on my body in Deerington and could probably use them
ohhh i get it! that sucks dude
i'll keep an eye out for any stuff with colour
in the meantime i can drop off some flowers, if you want? they're not clothes but they're still colourful
[He doesn't know much about fashion but he's trying his best here.]
yeah i ran into this nice guy on the boardwalk with a guitar
he's part of a whole band! that's so sick
yeah!! our whole house did
so all my weapons are here which is great
and Hazel, he seems happy to be here
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it seems plant-LIKE
but yeah i dont think the fire thing is gonna be up your lane anytime soon it doesn't look like
yea i can do that
we can compare notes
thanks id really appreciate it
both the keeping an eye out and the flowers. i got my greenhouse but it's only so big, you know? im used to having flowers all over the house but now i dont wanna risk it
but i missi t already
oh shit ryan?
was it ryan
he's hella cool
dont tell him i said that obviously but he totally is
oh man nice. all our animals made it. and christine. my greenhouse made it too but the actual old house didnt. but like i burned it down so that makes sense anyway
glad your stuff made it
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still sucks though
thanks man, Varian's got some good botany skills, maybe he can help
it's no prob
happy to help out, and i've been growing stuff way more here than i ever did back in Deerington
yeah it was Ryan!!
ha ha don't worry your secret is safe with me
he seems really rad
hey glad to hear your animals and important stuff made it too
and the car
how is Christine doing?
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fire powers are super cool
I'll rope him into it. from what you said it seems like plants are harder to grow here anyway so it probably would be smart to start figuring that issue out
ryans awesome. he's really nice
there seem to be a few really cool new people around
me too. i don't know what i woulda done if they didn't show up either
christines
well
shes Christine
she seems to be al ot more chill but i cant tell if it's cause sam put the anti-demon thing on her or if shes not used to being around this many people either?
but she does seem cooler.
and i don't feel like re-possessed so that's good
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that'd be great
not sure what's going on with this place, it's completely different than Deerington
the only time i had trouble back there was when there were droughts
and Octobers
yeah!! i mean i feel bad for them since they're stuck here with us
but they do seem cool
it's good she's doing ok! maybe now that we aren't in a shared dream she feels like she can chill out
either way you not feeling like that is great
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thatd be really cool
shapeshifting into like literally anything but me would be awesome
fire powers would be a close second
electricity is kind of cool toothough
yeah it's
it's super different
but i can still feel like a vein of where deerington came from? it's weird
it's hard to tell cause it's so different but the deer things
the pthumerians
me too. they at least seem just happy to be here with us
i hope so. i love her a lot. i know that sounds weird considering everything, but shes a really cool car and she kind of has saved my life a lot
(It was actually kind of nice having someone asking after her in a more positive way. She was ...complicated. And definitely evil, but Eddie didn't know if "evil" was the worst thing someone could be anymore.)
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it isn't really shapeshifting like that it's just changing my grass around until i look and sound like someone else
i get it
it's like a vibe
bad jubies
this city seems kind of like a jerk like Deerington was
nah dude it isn't weird, if you got a cool car you wanna take care of it
i had a cool car once
i found him in a tree and my brothers and my neighbour and i rebuilt him
we had to sacrifice him to defeat a giant lizard monster that had snuck into the Candy Kingdom and kidnapped PB
rip Hot Daniel