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eddie kaspbrak. ([personal profile] klussy) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-07 12:27 am

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Surprise, bitch. I lived.

(Have Eddie, flipping the camera off with his right hand aka his prosthetic.

Eddie looks different than the last time most people had seen him. For starters, he has a green undertone to his skin. For another, his tongue is completely black. Behind him is an empty room with gray floorboards and peeling green walls. It at least looks clean. There's a Gucci suitcase on its side, opened up, with clothes spilling over and across the floor. Another Gucci suitcase sits next to it, but it has been partially charred.

A dog is passed out and snoring rather loudly in the opened suitcase.

Despite his on-point meme drop, Eddie's delivery is completely and suspiciously blank. His gray eyes are flat, and his expression remains completely empty.)


Richie's here too. (As if on-demand, a massive fireball blast out from the doorway of a nearby room followed by some crashing and yelling. Eddie doesn't even bother to glance over his shoulder.)

We're settling in okay. We're in Lumenwood. I've got some of my supplies from Deerington but I've got a shitton of stuff I need to restock.

(Which was going to be such a drag.)

But for those on a need-to-know basis, I've already made some important notes on this place. Not that any of you give a shit, but if you do...I guess we were given journals for a reason. I suck at journaling though. Here's a uh --- transcipt? Is that what it's called? Whatever, I typed it up.

(He shrugs. The screen goes blank only to be followed up by some text that Eddie clearly wrote up ahead of time:)



IMPORTANT TRENCH NOTES SHIT STUFF?
i dont know i dont normally do the note takin thing so feel grateful

1.)
our blood's fucking weird now but also no shit it's weird now is anyone surprised

give me your blood so i can figure it out. i studied hematology a LOT

last time i checked out my blood under a scope it was totally different than what it is now on a cellular level.

i actually tried to expose my blood to some bacteria and germs that would usually cause an infection and it was really weird? what look like my new white cells just immediately seemed to swallow up the bacteria and it was like it never existed at all

thats not to say you should run around and stab yourself with a rusty fork anytime soon

but it'd be cool if i could get more samples to see if this is just a Me thing or an Us thing




2.)
i spit on richie and we figured out that my spit can cause a numbing feeling. if you ever need to spit on you, let me know
it's probably gonna be useful if anyone gets injured
normally i would say don't let someone spit in your open wounds
but my spit is totally sanitary
i swear



(shut the hell up)





3.)
only 1/3rd of my closet made it here and no im not ready to talk about it. this place doesn't even have goddamn chanel



4.)
taylor swift still exists so we're gonna be okay
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! You've found your arm.

[ A pause. ]

Or an arm, I suppose. Doesn't entirely matter so long as it works, does it?
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a quick moment of hesitation. How has Loki been? ]

Well, I haven't seen a single friendly face, but I only have one enemy here and I do believe we can come to a peaceful resolution on our matters, so I suppose it could be much worse.

[ He can also count the friendly faces in all of time and space who aren't a variant of himself on one hand, so it wasn't likely. ]

Does your sister make many contraptions like that?
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-15 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, well I wouldn't know anything about spite.

[ Who's tried to subjugate an entire planet just because his brother likes the people there? Certainly not Loki.

He does pick up on the way Eddie implies she's not here. Sylvie might have taught him a thing or two about listening and if there's a pattern he's seen cropping up here, it does seem to be lost sisters and brothers. It leaves a pang in his chest at the thought of Thor.
]

It does sound like she was a very talented young woman, though.
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she sounds exactly like my sort of person. I hope I'll get to meet Chloe some time and that she and I can combine our knowledges for something entertaining.

[ A smart asshole? Sounds like all of Loki's current favorite people. ]

If you meet a very angry blond woman named Sylvie or a grey-haired man named Mobius, please do send them my way.

[ A pause. ]

And if you meet a muscular blond man named Thor, please don't tell him I'm here and instead warn me that you've seen him. I'm afraid my sibling relationship is a little more complicated and I have to be sure he's not currently interested in revenge for a petty little squabble we had over something. So long ago, it hardly matters, but you know how brothers can be when they get all... stabby.

[ It's Loki. Loki is the brother who stabs. Literally. ]
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-16 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ He actually looks surprised. ]

Oh, perhaps our sibling relationships are not so different after all. That's interesting.

[ Loki and Thor have always had a strange sort of relationship, but he can't say he's met many others who have such a dynamic with their siblings. It's actually comforting to know he's not the only person who feels like that. ]

I'm glad you were able to call an even-Stevens on it. The constant one-upping gets a little exhausting if I'm being honest. If my brother shows up, I may try to suggest this Stevening to him.
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Loki can see that now in a moment where he's not feeling a lot that yes, perhaps when one has strong feelings that they might swing wildly in the other direction when one feels wronged by someone who you care for. Perhaps that's why Loki lashes out so strongly at Thor and Odin.

Or perhaps Odin is a liar and Thor an idiot. Who can say? Loki's pretty sure it's still that, though, because he would never lash out at his mother like that. Not on purpose, anyway.
]

I'll have to see who shows up. Some grudges are harder to let go than others. For other people. Not me. I'm not a very emotional person most of the time. I like logic.
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[personal profile] thevariant 2021-09-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Loki's mouth opens and closes several times as he sputters. Is he calling Loki out?! ]

I may have a few strong opinions on my brother... but only because our father pitted us against each other for the throne that he had no intention of ever allowing me to have!

[ He starts almost calm, but by the time the last word is out, he's yelling a little, so he takes a deep breath to collect himself. ]

But I assure you that I am usually a reasonable man. We all have our... baggage.

[ What had Mobius called him? Scared little boy. Oh, that had stung. ]

You think it's the blood nonsense, though? I keep freezing things. Shattered a few glasses of water before I figured out I was doing it. Is your mind feeling unwell?
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[personal profile] destabilizing 2021-09-21 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You want my blood?

[ It throws him off a little, especially in the wake of being called out so cruelly. Humans are a strange breed, but he seems largely surrounded by them here and not in a position to not play nice about it at least until he finds his footing. ]

I suppose that can't hurt.

I'm not sure I can help you very much with your odd lack of feelings. I have had to... lie about mine at times, but it doesn't sound very similar to that.