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eddie kaspbrak. ([personal profile] klussy) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-07 12:27 am

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Surprise, bitch. I lived.

(Have Eddie, flipping the camera off with his right hand aka his prosthetic.

Eddie looks different than the last time most people had seen him. For starters, he has a green undertone to his skin. For another, his tongue is completely black. Behind him is an empty room with gray floorboards and peeling green walls. It at least looks clean. There's a Gucci suitcase on its side, opened up, with clothes spilling over and across the floor. Another Gucci suitcase sits next to it, but it has been partially charred.

A dog is passed out and snoring rather loudly in the opened suitcase.

Despite his on-point meme drop, Eddie's delivery is completely and suspiciously blank. His gray eyes are flat, and his expression remains completely empty.)


Richie's here too. (As if on-demand, a massive fireball blast out from the doorway of a nearby room followed by some crashing and yelling. Eddie doesn't even bother to glance over his shoulder.)

We're settling in okay. We're in Lumenwood. I've got some of my supplies from Deerington but I've got a shitton of stuff I need to restock.

(Which was going to be such a drag.)

But for those on a need-to-know basis, I've already made some important notes on this place. Not that any of you give a shit, but if you do...I guess we were given journals for a reason. I suck at journaling though. Here's a uh --- transcipt? Is that what it's called? Whatever, I typed it up.

(He shrugs. The screen goes blank only to be followed up by some text that Eddie clearly wrote up ahead of time:)



IMPORTANT TRENCH NOTES SHIT STUFF?
i dont know i dont normally do the note takin thing so feel grateful

1.)
our blood's fucking weird now but also no shit it's weird now is anyone surprised

give me your blood so i can figure it out. i studied hematology a LOT

last time i checked out my blood under a scope it was totally different than what it is now on a cellular level.

i actually tried to expose my blood to some bacteria and germs that would usually cause an infection and it was really weird? what look like my new white cells just immediately seemed to swallow up the bacteria and it was like it never existed at all

thats not to say you should run around and stab yourself with a rusty fork anytime soon

but it'd be cool if i could get more samples to see if this is just a Me thing or an Us thing




2.)
i spit on richie and we figured out that my spit can cause a numbing feeling. if you ever need to spit on you, let me know
it's probably gonna be useful if anyone gets injured
normally i would say don't let someone spit in your open wounds
but my spit is totally sanitary
i swear



(shut the hell up)





3.)
only 1/3rd of my closet made it here and no im not ready to talk about it. this place doesn't even have goddamn chanel



4.)
taylor swift still exists so we're gonna be okay
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Now now none of that)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-11 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Eddie, Eddie when have you ever known MY wardrobe to be dark one-notes? No, absolutely not.

I will find us florals and tailored fits and colors OTHER than black, brown, and red or my name isn't Usagi Tsukino!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (This is so exciting)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
It does. I got this ADORABLE little number when we first got here. OH! And I found like a stall selling fake flowers for like pins and hair ties and stuff like that. I bet if I ask, they'd know where the GOOD clothes are!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Tee hee)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-20 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I mean... WE HOPE. But if push comes to shove I bet we can find SOMEONE who can sew and I will custom order clothes if I have to, for you too, for that matter. I imagine if ANY place is gonna have variety it's that uh... I'm blanking on the name, it has the giant octopus statue?

Well, if you can handle me, you can handle the market. Come on, it'll be fun! Besides, lunch will be my treat! I've been trading like, some of the stuff I've made for food and clothes and weirdly it works?
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (So hot!)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-25 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Then explore with me? If it gets to be too much we'll head home, promise. But exploring with some company is always more fun! [Mostly because Usagi is practically ALLERGIC to being alone.]

We'll find clothes that remembers the rainbow exists! And patterns! OH AND LACE OR SILK!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Eh?)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Weird... lamp things? You mean the little creature? It already settled down in my house.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (CAUGHT!)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
..... I'm sorry what?
lightthedarkness: (Usagi)(Luna) (GAAAAAH!)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS!? [She's feeling incredibly stupid right now. She just thought they were little cuddly skeleton-like creatures!]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I'm scared)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
So we can just... we can TELEPORT now?! OH MY GOSH! Do the natives teleport too or this us a... a "just us" thing!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (This is so exciting)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-30 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
.... WE SHOULD FIND OUT! I mean, I'm totally great at talking to strangers! And you're smart! So we'll use my over-bearing, too much attitude to find out!