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eddie kaspbrak. ([personal profile] klussy) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-07 12:27 am

un: klapbak | video

Surprise, bitch. I lived.

(Have Eddie, flipping the camera off with his right hand aka his prosthetic.

Eddie looks different than the last time most people had seen him. For starters, he has a green undertone to his skin. For another, his tongue is completely black. Behind him is an empty room with gray floorboards and peeling green walls. It at least looks clean. There's a Gucci suitcase on its side, opened up, with clothes spilling over and across the floor. Another Gucci suitcase sits next to it, but it has been partially charred.

A dog is passed out and snoring rather loudly in the opened suitcase.

Despite his on-point meme drop, Eddie's delivery is completely and suspiciously blank. His gray eyes are flat, and his expression remains completely empty.)


Richie's here too. (As if on-demand, a massive fireball blast out from the doorway of a nearby room followed by some crashing and yelling. Eddie doesn't even bother to glance over his shoulder.)

We're settling in okay. We're in Lumenwood. I've got some of my supplies from Deerington but I've got a shitton of stuff I need to restock.

(Which was going to be such a drag.)

But for those on a need-to-know basis, I've already made some important notes on this place. Not that any of you give a shit, but if you do...I guess we were given journals for a reason. I suck at journaling though. Here's a uh --- transcipt? Is that what it's called? Whatever, I typed it up.

(He shrugs. The screen goes blank only to be followed up by some text that Eddie clearly wrote up ahead of time:)



IMPORTANT TRENCH NOTES SHIT STUFF?
i dont know i dont normally do the note takin thing so feel grateful

1.)
our blood's fucking weird now but also no shit it's weird now is anyone surprised

give me your blood so i can figure it out. i studied hematology a LOT

last time i checked out my blood under a scope it was totally different than what it is now on a cellular level.

i actually tried to expose my blood to some bacteria and germs that would usually cause an infection and it was really weird? what look like my new white cells just immediately seemed to swallow up the bacteria and it was like it never existed at all

thats not to say you should run around and stab yourself with a rusty fork anytime soon

but it'd be cool if i could get more samples to see if this is just a Me thing or an Us thing




2.)
i spit on richie and we figured out that my spit can cause a numbing feeling. if you ever need to spit on you, let me know
it's probably gonna be useful if anyone gets injured
normally i would say don't let someone spit in your open wounds
but my spit is totally sanitary
i swear



(shut the hell up)





3.)
only 1/3rd of my closet made it here and no im not ready to talk about it. this place doesn't even have goddamn chanel



4.)
taylor swift still exists so we're gonna be okay
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, I think it just means someone who enjoys mocking or causing trouble on the network. You do enjoy getting a dig in, yes?

[Vira-Lorr didn't truly understand the notion of trolling. Had she actually conversed with Chara about that in the old days she might have learned.]

A century of war. You develop a certain ability to just 'deal with it' until the fighting finally stops. But when it did, I realized just how exhausted I really was. Part of me hates seeing everyone slinging the elements around, and part of me is almost glad it isn't me.

Since you're looking into this, put a pin in something called "Blood Corruption." I've heard the term used, and I think both you and I can imagine that we're probably not safe from corruption of some sort.

These natives have the feel of a people who are too bent on finding ways to survive to bother to be bigoted. Bigotry is a thing that is, in part, the convenience of a people a little beleagured, but who have enough freedom to feel safe in hating another. When you are surrounded on all sides by monsters, and food is hard to find? You don't have time to hate the way that you do when your belly is full.

It is, in part, one of the reasons I think they might be real. They act like real people.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-16 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Everything they speak of seems to relate to blood. If there's any commodity in this community, it's blood, even though it isn't actually a coinage in the city. Blood appears to power everything, and so if it is essentially the "Mana" or current that serves as the power source, then depending on the nature of that source it might be corruptible.

The exact method is the problem. And between you, me, and the fence post Moira would have gotten a supreme headache even as she would be fascinated by all of this. It straddles a line between Science and Magic that defies us both. Neither approach is likely to hit exactly on the nose. Moira hated something she couldn't puzzle out.

Still, I miss her to this day. I know you do too. But you won't be alone in this.

It means to be surrounded and in a difficult spot. Bit of a fancy way of saying you're in a terrible situation and exhausted.

I met a man at a hot dog stand who said his name was Frank. I almost laughed my head off. It was the first time in three years one of them had introduced himself.


[Yes, Frank the Frankfurter salesman.]
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I kept the Memento Mori with me. So that we never forget that this world is what it is because of the choices we made. But as you say, there's a certain 'flesh and blood' to it all.

Don't let Korra see them 'moving blood.' It would end very badly. I remember talking with her about that. It might be best to use the old fashioned methods for her if possible. I've not watched the Ministers work yet. The Plague Doctors and I barely got along before, and I'm trying to gather the stomach to deal with them now.

Let's hope she comes someday. Albert should meet her, as much as I've talked her up.

I haven't decided. It took me almost ten minutes to get the joke. I forgot that they called them that. But if they're capable of cracking a joke that's at least saying something.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-16 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, you're right. the girl has to learn eventually. We aren't in her world.

I don't think that they've heard of your version of Earth's educational system. I don't think that the rules of your Earth apply to what it has become anymore. They're probably glad for the help and would apprentice you.

I'll handle the hope in your stead. But I'll admit that it hurts to have. Sometimes that pain is worth it even if the hope one day gets dashed. We need cynics too, and no matter how hard-bitten I get, I can't be quite that cynical about everything.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
There's several reliefs. Some of the laws that were more 'particular' in nature aren't here, which I think makes things a bit more pragmatic. I prefer a pragmatic approach. So, I'd say that it seems like the situation here is a good one, at least as far as how they're currently running the show.

Understandable. I can't really fault the use of cynicism. It is a good shielding cloak, and we're often proven right when we wear it. I guess maybe I just have a stubborn bone in my body for it. We can complement each other in approach then.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-17 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least the "Figurehead" in a sense. Hope helps motivate as a rule, but my organizational skills are horribly lacking, which was something I knew when I took over. I was grateful to have Winter when she joined up. Finally had us working like a well-oiled machine for a while.

It was something of a surprise, wasn't it? Half expected viscera everywhere, houses made of bone and blood and screaming banshees wailing from the rooftops when this door was the one that opened.

Mmmm, I've remembered to bolt mine on straight this time. Hopefully we can keep it that way.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-20 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Very funny. Also, much more Maul or Reaper's style than mine, as we both well know. But you're not wrong. Almost nobody who is truly in a position of authority is actually appropriate for that position. We all have to learn once we're there.

No, you're not the only one. I'd considered the possibility that as it ended, our existence would to, despite the assurances.

It's hard to imagine, but when people are desperate they will use anything. I read some people made homes out of ice and snow after all. That's a bit hard to imagine isn't it?
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Re: cw: outdated term for indigenous people

[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-21 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
And yet? We were not simply that. Howevermuch it felt like it for a time.

Yes, I believe that was the name. I read about them. If they can do it with ice, I suppose bone would work just as well. Wouldn't hurt if they were very large bones. Adaptability and ingenuity are key, though this isn't quite so bad a situation.