text | un: jessie☆sama ; misfire

[snakesdonthavelegs]

RUBY
RUBY HELP ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

ive been listening to all these pop songs from korea
ive gotten really into it actually they're super good (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

anyway ive started watching the music videos too and
for some reason when i watched a few of the girl groups
i felt all warm and tingly and couldnt stop thinking about how pretty and cool they all were
and a lot of other stuff
AM I LEBSAIN??? w(ﾟДﾟ)w

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text; username: grollschwert

[hauntedsavior]

Well, hate to be the one to break it to you, but it looks like you hit the metaphorical reply all here.

You are, though.
You are lebsain.

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Okay.
Okay.
Wow this song is like super good.
I love the part where they kind of like bob back and forth at the beginning with all camera close up.
Like 10/10 Pro monster behavior.

Oh- Oh-!

A bit more on topic-

First things first-
Don't panic.
That's dangerous and if you're anything like me you'll get super flustered and will start fumbling around with no idea how to stop.
It's like an endless awkward spiral.

Second thing.
Maybe?
If you are anything like your cousin I would not be surprised.

Third thing.
Maybe watch the video a couple more times.
You could just worked out by the sight of a cute girl with a gun.
Which could also lead toward mean yes.
But could also just be like a power fantasy.
Or both.
Guns are awesome.

[She has no idea this is going out to the whole network.]

un: portopia1983

[forwantofahorse]

[Excuse Sayo while she screams into the night for five minutes after seeing this pop up on OmniNet.]

I would not discount you being bisexual either, Jessica-san.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wait whats that

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh

oh no

oh no no no nononononononnno

[forwantofahorse]

Liking both boys and girls at the same time.

I was just as surprised as you when I found out that was a possibility.

[hauntedsavior]

Oh yes.
Don't worry, I won't judge you for having your big revelation in public like this.
Could use a little fun popcorn drama.

There's worse awakenings, you know. At least these are real people.

text; un: AskMalice (cw for mild internalized homophobia, comphet)

[slayerskiss]

I mean, I think that's just normal. Chicks are just hotter in general, you'd have to be kinda blind to think otherwise.

[She's pretty sure she's not like, straight, given that she's admitted to being in love with Buffy Summers (Maybe she's an exception? Maybe all the women she's slept with are exceptions?), but she still thinks that all straight girls are sexually attracted to women. No other explanation.]

I think the real question is if you'd still be willing to screw guys.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

is it really okay for everybody to know this?
people are going to judge me now

[snakesdonthavelegs]

is that how it works (•ิ_•ิ)?

guys can be pretty hot too (´･ᴗ･ `)


wait no why are you reading this aaaaaaaaaaaa

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wait like either or

or two people at once??? (⊙_⊙)

[forwantofahorse]

[Sayo slams her head into the pillow and groans as she types on her Omni.]

The former. Although the latter is also surprisingly socially acceptable here.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

yeah its so good!!! (´｡• ω •｡`)

wait what about ange-chan?

i mean okay yeah maybe its just that everybody likes a cute girl with a gun
(✿ ♥‿♥)︻┳═一
but i got really worked up about it!!!

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh so are you bisexual sayo?
congratulations (*♡∀♡)

[forwantofahorse]

[A noise like a tea kettle whistling can be heard throughout the Clockhouse.]

That's

I

Um

Jessica-san!!! It's! None of your business!!!!

[snakesdonthavelegs]

ehehehe
finally my chance has come

i'm gonna make you my wife!
cmere and gimme a kiss (´ ε ` )♡

[ They still live in the same room, so it's just going to be this awkward until everything is ruined! ]

[forwantofahorse]

[This time, there's no text reply. Instead, an incredibly shrill,]

M- M- M- M- MY LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[echoes throughout the house, followed by several bumps, crashes, and other comedic sound effects as Sayo thoroughly wrecks herself stumbling about from that knockout blow.]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

[ Jessica will now wander away from the phone to make sure her friend hasn't been killed in some kind of loony toons accident. ]

[hauntedsavior]

Pff, nah.
No one's gonna judge you. This is, like, the most gay-friendly place I've ever lived in.
Anyone does judge you, they'll get their asses kicked faster than they can tell everyone what they think god hates.

[forwantofahorse]

[Sayo is lying on the floor of a side room she was dusting, stepladder knocked over, books scattered around her, water pail spilled across the floor, and wrapped up in a sheet. It's a mess.

She can't even say anything and is just softly murmuring Jessica's last message to herself, face still frozen.]

[slayerskiss]

Yeah? [No.] Which do you find hotter, though. Guys or girls?

Also, because you sent this to everyone.

text; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

the fuck is going on with the network

also this is good shit.

and lesbians are cool if you're a lesbian.

text; un: LSKennedy

[makingthetime]

Congrats on your sexual awakening, I guess? Sorry it ended up happening in public, but if it helps, I'm sure everyone's seen weirder posts.

This isn't bad music either.

text; anonymous, tw mentions of homophobic violence and gay panic. thanks derry.

[measuringdicks]

lol yes you're queer
good news
this place isn't half as shitty about that as it is about everything fucking else so you're safe here from bugfuck insane assholes who panic and get stabby when somebody of the same gender even looks at them for five seconds longer than usual

you just also have to deal with
everything else about Trench
but congrats on being a lebsain

[snakesdonthavelegs]

I KNOW I HATE IT (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

how am i supposed to know i dont even remember what i had for breakfast