text | un: jessie☆sama ; misfire

[snakesdonthavelegs]

RUBY
RUBY HELP ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

ive been listening to all these pop songs from korea
ive gotten really into it actually they're super good (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

anyway ive started watching the music videos too and
for some reason when i watched a few of the girl groups
i felt all warm and tingly and couldnt stop thinking about how pretty and cool they all were
and a lot of other stuff
AM I LEBSAIN??? w(ﾟДﾟ)w

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text; username: grollschwert

[hauntedsavior]

Well, hate to be the one to break it to you, but it looks like you hit the metaphorical reply all here.

You are, though.
You are lebsain.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh

oh no

oh no no no nononononononnno

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Okay.
Okay.
Wow this song is like super good.
I love the part where they kind of like bob back and forth at the beginning with all camera close up.
Like 10/10 Pro monster behavior.

Oh- Oh-!

A bit more on topic-

First things first-
Don't panic.
That's dangerous and if you're anything like me you'll get super flustered and will start fumbling around with no idea how to stop.
It's like an endless awkward spiral.

Second thing.
Maybe?
If you are anything like your cousin I would not be surprised.

Third thing.
Maybe watch the video a couple more times.
You could just worked out by the sight of a cute girl with a gun.
Which could also lead toward mean yes.
But could also just be like a power fantasy.
Or both.
Guns are awesome.

[She has no idea this is going out to the whole network.]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

yeah its so good!!! (´｡• ω •｡`)

wait what about ange-chan?

i mean okay yeah maybe its just that everybody likes a cute girl with a gun
(✿ ♥‿♥)︻┳═一
but i got really worked up about it!!!

un: portopia1983

[forwantofahorse]

[Excuse Sayo while she screams into the night for five minutes after seeing this pop up on OmniNet.]

I would not discount you being bisexual either, Jessica-san.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wait whats that

text; un: AskMalice (cw for mild internalized homophobia, comphet)

[slayerskiss]

I mean, I think that's just normal. Chicks are just hotter in general, you'd have to be kinda blind to think otherwise.

[She's pretty sure she's not like, straight, given that she's admitted to being in love with Buffy Summers (Maybe she's an exception? Maybe all the women she's slept with are exceptions?), but she still thinks that all straight girls are sexually attracted to women. No other explanation.]

I think the real question is if you'd still be willing to screw guys.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

is that how it works (•ิ_•ิ)?

guys can be pretty hot too (´･ᴗ･ `)


wait no why are you reading this aaaaaaaaaaaa

text; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

the fuck is going on with the network

also this is good shit.

and lesbians are cool if you're a lesbian.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

aaaa people keep responding (°ロ°)

thanks though i guess
idk anything about any of this

text; un: LSKennedy

[makingthetime]

Congrats on your sexual awakening, I guess? Sorry it ended up happening in public, but if it helps, I'm sure everyone's seen weirder posts.

This isn't bad music either.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh my god that sounded so creepy and you're making me sound like a creep too

thanks though i guess

text; anonymous, tw mentions of homophobic violence and gay panic. thanks derry.

[measuringdicks]

lol yes you're queer
good news
this place isn't half as shitty about that as it is about everything fucking else so you're safe here from bugfuck insane assholes who panic and get stabby when somebody of the same gender even looks at them for five seconds longer than usual

you just also have to deal with
everything else about Trench
but congrats on being a lebsain

[snakesdonthavelegs]

but what if i ever end up in a different world
maybe its better not to get used to this (￣～￣)
you said it yourself, its dangerous

i dont know what i am
but thanks

video | un: SCREAAAA

[azurestar]

[Maybe you can be comforted by a random deer appearing on video and bobbing its head to the sound of the music you just shared, Jessica! Lance is definitely enjoying it and sends a psychic feeling of encouragement through the Omni and the thoughts 'good taste'.]

Video

[snakesdonthavelegs]

[ Jessica actually squeals a bit in delight at this blessed sight. Thank you auspicious LGBT Rights Deer. She has no idea how exactly some random animal got on the network though. ]

Wow, um, whoever this is, your deer sent a message? But it's fine, though, your deer is really cool!

text; UN: Pierrot

[violetlies]

even as someone who normally prefers men this slaps and they're pretty

but hey
if you're into girls or guys or both or anything inbetween that's ok
you're valid and you've always got time to find out who you are

but i have to laugh bc i doubt thats comforting from a stranger wwwwww big fucking oops

thanks for the bop tho. exids a good band as well if you want suggestions

[Jessica gets nicer than Kokichi's normal brand of shit-starting purely due to the topic. He can sympathize, at least.]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

slaps? bop? does that mean you like it???
(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

[ Bear with her, she's from 1986. ]

this might sound weird but being in a different place makes it hard to know
who i am you know?
who you are is always a bit because of whats around you right?


oh thanks they sound really good! (⌒ω⌒)

text; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

[ There is so much Ange could say here. So much.

So in deciding what first to address here, all she can say is just: ]

Were you seriously trying to ask my girlfriend if you're a lesbian?

[ YES, ANGE HAS PRIORITIES, OKAY.

Also sorry for that reveal, Ange thought Jessica.. caught onto it already... ]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wait
she's
you







oh
seriously?
for real?
not that thats bad i think its great!!!

text; un: wulala

[royalfling]

Now I'm sure you didn't actually mean to share this with everyone and I wish I could be polite and ignore it but this song is so rad!!!! Thank you for sharing!!

And maybe I can help???? I knew I was gay before I watched any Lil Nas X videos, but if I had any questions in my mind he really clarified them!!! 2020s Earth has some amazing music and so much of it is SO GAY!

[snakesdonthavelegs]

[ Jessica's response comes a few minutes later. She is a changed woman. ]

DID HE JUST SEX UP THE DEVIL
AND THEN KILL THE DEVIL
AND THEN BECOME THE DEVIL

[ If she had any uncertainties about still being attracted to men, they were dispelled by watching him poledance. And that part with the tongue! Oh man. She's so sheltered. ]

Text - UN: BlackMoths CW early 1900's ignorance re: homosexuality

[blackmothwings]

I understand that this was not meant for my eyes, but I'd like to suggest proofreading your electronic letters before sending them. Punctuation is essential, and if you want to be taken seriously, then it is important to spell words correctly too.

In regards to your question, you may not necessarily be a lesbian. You can appreciate a woman's beauty without identifying as a homosexual. I'm sure of it.

[Lucille, honey, you're repressed and know nothing. Stop talking. And stop being so rude.]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh eww you sound like my mom
so no
im gonna type as bad as i want and stay up late and eat junk food and play famicon instead of studying so theeeeere
( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

hmm i have lot to think about it seems like

text: un; an.observer

[thisislife]

You're not necessarily a lesbian. You could be bisexual or pansexual. Or do you only feel all warm and tingly when you see pretty women?

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wow so many people replying to this, jeez

i think i probably like boys too
(⌒_⌒;)

text; un: trapmaster

[loopsbian]

Oh, for goodness' sake.
First of all, your message went to everyone, though I imagine you've been made well aware of that by now.
Second, there's nothing off or untoward about your admiration.
I felt the same away about everyone in the games club, back when I was in school.

Third, I've no idea what a lebsain is, but you should know that not everyone is from your world here!
They might not understand the references you're making. Keep that in mind when you post, if you would!

[snakesdonthavelegs]

oops haha

but whoa everybody in the entire club? (＠_＠)

i meant lesbian

text; un: xX_coolbonebabe_Xx

[lipochrome]

woah dude those are some hot girls

good thing for you is i know all about this kind of thing
you definitely have a big case of lesbianism
especially if you like watching this stuff and fighting with swords

[snakesdonthavelegs]

huh?
what do swords have to do with it (・・ ) ?