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[snakesdonthavelegs]

RUBY
RUBY HELP ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

ive been listening to all these pop songs from korea
ive gotten really into it actually they're super good (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

anyway ive started watching the music videos too and
for some reason when i watched a few of the girl groups
i felt all warm and tingly and couldnt stop thinking about how pretty and cool they all were
and a lot of other stuff
AM I LEBSAIN??? w(ﾟДﾟ)w

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[snakesdonthavelegs]

oh.

yeah, its really something huh? (◠‿◠✿)

[slayerskiss]

I think it's just chicks with guns. Universally the hottest thing ever.

I should know, I'm a chick and I have a gun and I'm hot as fuck.

[snakesdonthavelegs]

wow i already wanna marry you!

[slayerskiss]

Hey, buy me a drink first, then we can talk wedding bells.

[Yes, this is the same girl who thinks that it's straight girl behaviour to want to have sex with women. She is both a smooth criminal and a hopeless dumbass.]

[snakesdonthavelegs]

no can do!
i'm still not old enough
(⌒_⌒;)

cw for mentions of underaged drinking, childhood neglect

[slayerskiss]

[A few years ago, Faith would have scoffed at this attitude. She has since come to realize that maybe her mother letting her drink since the ripe old age of twelve was perhaps yet more bad parenting.]

Who said alcoholic? They do Shirley Temples.

There's no laws about it here anyway.

cw: alcoholism

[snakesdonthavelegs]

nah i don't wanna turn out like some weird drunk like grandpa was
the guy went around in a cape screaming the name of his long lost mistress all the time and talking about being a wizard (＞﹏＜)
ohhhhhhh beatriceeeeeee
(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
(thats him throwing his arms up in the air as he hoots and hollers about witches and devils)

grandma didn't like that very much

but i guess a lil could be okay
dad let me try some wine and stuff a few times
it was really strong though