Princess Snow White (
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deernet2022-03-12 11:12 am
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[It's not entirely obvious when Snow White starts up the video, just how much pain she is in. She's still smiling but it's a bit more subdued. She's even paler (somehow) than she usually is. She also has a bandage on her neck. Her animal friends around her are deeply concerned, watching her carefully and Faramund, her giant stag is staying pressed against her side as if supporting her to stay upright.]
Why hello everyone!
My goodness, wasn't that jungle such an interesting place! I've never seen some of the animals there before! They were so nice, though. [Snow had struggled in the jungle not because of the animals but because of the pain she's currently in just for existing. But her pain tolerance, despite her appearance, is ridiculously high.]
Oh, but! That isn't why I'm speaking with you all.
I'm sure we've all noticed those terribly large blood boils coming up all over the place. And while the bloodhounds are doing a marvelous job getting rid of them, well there is just SO many of them the poor things can't get to all of them. Not that they don't try, of course. [Snow being Snow is yes, slowly befriending them.]
So, I'm going to tell you how I get blood out of clothing! And walls, and floors, and furniture, and windows, and really anything else! Especially since the blood splatters don't smell very nice. [That's one way of putting it.]
Thankfully, getting blood off the walls and floor are the easiest to clean with a good strong brush and bucket of scented soap! But I do know the rest can be very tricky.
So if you would like any help, please let me know. Blood in on fabriced furniture can be especially tricky.
Why hello everyone!
My goodness, wasn't that jungle such an interesting place! I've never seen some of the animals there before! They were so nice, though. [Snow had struggled in the jungle not because of the animals but because of the pain she's currently in just for existing. But her pain tolerance, despite her appearance, is ridiculously high.]
Oh, but! That isn't why I'm speaking with you all.
I'm sure we've all noticed those terribly large blood boils coming up all over the place. And while the bloodhounds are doing a marvelous job getting rid of them, well there is just SO many of them the poor things can't get to all of them. Not that they don't try, of course. [Snow being Snow is yes, slowly befriending them.]
So, I'm going to tell you how I get blood out of clothing! And walls, and floors, and furniture, and windows, and really anything else! Especially since the blood splatters don't smell very nice. [That's one way of putting it.]
Thankfully, getting blood off the walls and floor are the easiest to clean with a good strong brush and bucket of scented soap! But I do know the rest can be very tricky.
So if you would like any help, please let me know. Blood in on fabriced furniture can be especially tricky.

I meant "You're." That's so embarrassing:(
I can fly, remember? Don't worry, I'll be fine!
[Set an example Luz. You don't want her to worry you, don't worry her].
But just in case, I'll wear gloves and my witches' cloak, ok?
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And thankfully there haven't been any boils in the house. We did have two outside though, so try to just land on the stairs if you can, dear.
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[Other than time saving of course, thank you Eda].
Right, of course. I'll make sure to steer clear.
[It'll take Luz about half an hour, but she arrives, with a black foot length coat so no skin was showing, and hopped off the staff and right up the steps].
I'm here, Snow!
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That said, all her animals certainly can, which is why Luz is going to come face to face with a literal bear.]
Oh! Hello, Luz dear! Is Bernard there with you? He offered to greet you for me! [Snow's voice is coming from, perhaps surprisingly, the living room down the hall.]
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The bear was a surprise of course, but of course Luz was going to regard to bear with respect, and then overhear Snow White].
Thanks Bernard. Hey Snow! I brought a care package! I'm just going to follow the sound of your voice, ok?
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Oh, hello, Luz, please come in.
I'm sorry I can't get up to give you a hug! Did you get here alright?
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I'm here! Hi Snow! Your place is great, by the way!
[Very rustic]!
All right! So! What do you need to do? I've got you covered!
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But, you don't have me covered, Luz, dear, my rabbits do. [Snow and slang is... still... a thing.]
But if you don't mind terribly, there is one thing I'm afraid my animal friends can't really help with. [And make no mistake, her animals can do a lot.] Will you help me peel some vegetables and fruits? My animals are very skilled, but I don't think I could teach them how to use a potato peeler.
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[Luz knew her fairy tales. She really wasn't].
No, no, I don't mean covered physically, I just mean that I'll take care of anything you need!
Sure, of course! I will peel SO many potatoes. I used to help my mom do that back home, actually!
Were you thinking of making a stew?
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Oh yes, a stew is exactly what I was thinking! After all a stew doesn't need you to be watching it carefully. You can set it and forget it, I believe is the phrase I heard someone once say.
A beef stew with carrots, potatoes, onions, a red wine base, and then I'll put it atop white rice. It will take a few hours to make, but that's alright because it takes me an hour or so to even get up at the rate I'm at.
Oh! But you don't need to stay for that, Luz! Not that I wouldn't love to have you over for dinner. I just don't want to keep you for that long.
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[Luz didn't like burdening people herself, but even she knew that there were times she had to relent and let people take care of her. Her recent corruption episode was certainly one of those times].
Right, yeah! In my time, you do the prep and then put it in something called a crock pot! Basically you pop the lid on, set the timer on high or low, and it basically cooks itself!
Heh, don't worry about it! And you kick me out whenever you want me to scamper off, OK?
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Well, where is the fun of cooking then, if things cook themselves? [She couldn't enjoy watch people enjoy something she made if she didn't make it herself. It would be taking credit for something she didn't do.]
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She was always grateful for that, and hoped that Snow wouldn't have to go through Trench by herself, especially when it got really bad].
Oh, I wouldn't say that! It's like when you have to have something stay in the pot, like a stew! You still have to do the prep and the stir and everything, but after a while you have to leave it alone to let it cook right? That's what the crock pot does: it keeps the heat at a setting where you can let it do it's thing. It won't make it for you!
[After all, her mother had certainly needed to utilize the crockpot when she became a single parent: it had been pretty essential].
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[Well, HERS are.]
Modern inventions are so incredible, truly. Being able to bathe with hot water that you didn't have to carry in buckets for is still one of my favorite things.
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[She was going to assume it wasn't worm pie or anything weird like that. This wasn't a cartoon, after all].
You know, I guess I never thought about it that way! The last time I had to do something like that was when I visited D.R. with my parents and stayed with some relatives! They kinda live in the boonies, so we just went with it.
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Boonies? [Snow resisted tilting her head, but confusion was clear on her face.] Where might the boonies be? Do many people live in the boonies? I'm still learning about other kingdoms. And D.R.? Who is D.R.? Is that another family member?
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[None was taken, because Owlbert chattered back pretty happily. Clearly the owl knew its strengths, and baking pies was not it: being a helpful Palisman was].
Right, I'm using slang again, I'm sorry! I'm from Connecticut, a place in America, but my family are from the Dominican Republic, a place in South America. That's where some of my extended family still live today. When I say "boonies," or when anyone usually does, it's basically slang for a place that's sort of the middle of nowhere. Usually that means they don't have easily accessible technology like the internet or cable TV.
[Not that cable television really meant much these days].
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Ah, then, I suppose I'm from the boonies. I most certainly didn't have internet or TV back in the dwarfs' cottage.
[Snow... Snow no...]
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I mean, you lived in a castle though, right? I wouldn't exactly say YOU were from there. Your dwarven friends likely lived in the countryside though. Also, internet and television wouldn't apply anyway, since that didn't exist in your time!
Would you want to try and see what they do now?
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See what what do? See what the internet and television do?
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[Were they better? That was debatable].
Yeah. I mean, I can show you as far as this place allows, of course. It has its own drawbacks.
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[She smiles at Luz.] I trust your judgment on the matter, Luz.
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I promise, I will not steer you wrong!
[That mean she might have to put a child block on though. Way too easy to find "unsavory" things on the internet].
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I know. That's why I said it, silly goose. [She giggled.]
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[It was sad, honestly, that the Arcade she loved so much was where Jennifer used to host her movie nights. The ones meant for kids, a place for them to relax and not have to worry about anything. Jennifer had been rough and scary and ate people, but Luz couldn't help but still see her intentions].
You're right, I am being silly. Heck, I know I can stream you some great animal documentaries!
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Wrap!
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