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うちはサスケ ([personal profile] retsuden) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-03-30 03:44 pm

video by omen;

[The video opens on Sasuke, Lance is “directing” behind the “camera” (omen) with cue cards for him to read, and this music starts playing in the background. Lance gestures widely off camera in an urgent miming to Sasuke to start reciting what is written on the cards.]

[ Sasuke was clearly not expecting the music and he already looks so tired before he even looks at the cards. He’s trying. Honest. His forehead scrunches as he starts to recite, but it’s coming out in his usual flat tone, which is probably not helping anything. ]

Have you ever wanted to be cool… like the other side of the pillow? [ Sasuke looks off camera at Lance with irritation. ] You said you wouldn’t make me sound like an idiot.

[Lance is giving Sasuke the flattest look, then in a hushed urgent voice:] Dude, don’t make it weird, just keep going. No turning back now.

[He has more cards and they go with the music, stop messing with the flow! They haven’t even gotten to the memes yet.]

[ He gives him a look that makes it clear he doesn’t think he’s the one making this weird. Deep breath. He knows people better than you, Sasuke, remember?? ]

Awesome at kicking ass and taking names? Show off some cool ninja moves here. [ … Oh. Wait. He gets it. He rubs his forehead before going to takes a deep breath, and then blows a ball of fire on the cards to burn them.

There. Ninja move shown off. ]


Ninjutsu isn’t about blitzing chakras or becoming one with the shadows. I’m not using these.

[Lance isn’t affected by fire, so he just holds the burning cards in his hands and uses his powers to toss the burning pile into frame as he squints in annoyance.] Oh come on, we hadn’t even gotten to the best part!

[ Sasuke takes a deep breath, before deciding to just do what he probably would have from the start. ]

I’m offering to teach people ninjutsu and taijutsu; it’s the way the ninja in my world perform battle techniques and focuses on utilizing one’s inner life force, also known as chakra, to manipulate the physical chakra around you. Taijutsu is basic martial arts techniques that use chakra to increase the strength of both your offensive moves and your defensive blocks. I believe it will be able to help people who need to learn how to control their new found blood powers and, for those who are dedicated enough, will grant similar abilities to those who have no special blood powers at all. [ He forms a ball of water in his hand, quickly warps it with a wind current to freeze it, and then melts it by heating his palm. ] If you are interested, please let me know.

[ Boring!! But to the point. Sasuke gives Lance a look, like he’s offering to let him wrap up with whatever he wants here. Is that wise?? Probably not.

Lance rolls his eyes offscreen and adds, poking his head into frame: ]
Super Awesome Ninja School, suck it Cobra Kai!

[Then he exits frame and has his Omen project a certain video, and the music is still playing:]

unphase: (of the urban spell you know what you)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-12 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[the gift bag just sits there. like a sparkly shark, ready to pounce at a moment's notice. and Carmilla lifts off from the chair she'd been perched on to flutter around them both. and as he takes his seat, she takes hers, pouring tea for both of them]

Thank you! I can't believe it hadn't already been claimed, it's so peculiar. It reminds me of a place grandmother took me when I was little. Now. Tea first, then presents or the other way around?
unphase: (past the mission I smell the roses)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe? That would explain why nobody claimed this house yet, even though it's a good-sized house in a nice location. Makes it way easier to go to work.

[she sometimes wonders what grandmother would have thought of the person Tinya had become. proud, she hopes, in contrast to her mother's frigid disapproval]

Well--drat! Forgot the pastries. Some host I am, that's why I'm outsourcing my birthday party. Which you are invited to or else I'll cry. [but her eyes are clear that she'd do no such thing. drunk-dialing, though...]

Let's go with tea first. I did remember the honey for myself.
unphase: (rest your shoulder peaches and cream)

(CW: underage alcohol)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[she made sure she had one for herself every year she's been away from home. this will be the fourth birthday away and if she lets herself think about it too much, she'll get upset. hence, birthday parties with plenty of booze and food and cake to go around.

and the occasional present, but she doesn't really expect those.

she adds close to a perfect teaspoon of honey to hers, then stirs 'til it's dissolved]


April 21st. I'm turning nineteen, if you can believe that. Mistress knows I can't.
unphase: (she must be blessed and no angel came)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-13 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's been to the other world for so long, she doesn't think it's strange anymore. she's just resigned. she was home for three years, but it's hard having competing sets of memories when both feel entirely real]

Oh? How old are you, if I may?

[she assumes that most people assume she's older than that. after all, how many people get married at sixteen and have a baby when they're eighteen, even where she's from?]

I hope so. I'm still kind of newish, or at least I feel newish? But I figure most people won't pass up a chance for hors d'oeuvres and dancing? Even if they've never met me before.
unphase: (I said and maybe she will)

(CW: terrorism)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[it was likely her upbringing, being trained from birth to be graceful, elegant, and charming. her mother may have weaponized all of that in the past, but she wasn't in any big hurry to change, especially since she was the sole heir left to their family's legacy. even Tinya knew she'd eventually have to take her place, but she was in no hurry to do it any time soon]

Oh! Well, happy birthday in advance. [warmly teasing before taking a sip of tea] I'm going to remember that.

[it was strange to think of being alive for her, too. she'd been killed, burned to death by a terrorist with a grudge, then spent a year as a ghost. but she got a second chance and she's not about to waste any second of it]

They do! And it's going to be at the Raccoon Room, so people won't have to navigate this mess. Moonlight would be awfully put out if I had her lead multiple groups of people. I'd like to think you're right. About friends, I mean.
unphase: (she could outrun the fastest slug)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Then for July, expect cards with handwritten notes. I barely handwrite for anyone. However, I am willing to make an exception.

[and she takes another sip of tea, looking rather catlike herself. self-assured? check. mostly. playful? definitely check. possibly shamed with pet-shaming captions? maybe.]

And I'm going to ask him to. I met him right when he announced his wedding to Mako and I'd like to think I'm friends--or at least friendly--with both of them. [faux-loftily] I will be wearing a haute couture gown, one of the few things I brought from that awful other world other than Polly and Smudge.

[and as if on cue, Polly and Smudge scamper into the informal dining room, Smudge taking a seat next to Sasuke and mewing plaintively]

Smudge, I taught you better manners than that.
unphase: (I can remember where I come from)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Typing, like what's possible with the Omni? But that's kind of impersonal.

[so cards it will be, probably most of them cat-themed. he'll get those cards, even if she has to make them by hand.

Smudge immediately starts to purr loudly, arching into the pettings and doing that kitty smile thing.

it takes her a moment to catch on, but when she does]
---oh! A fancy formal dress. Usually insanely expensive, but on the previous world I worked and modeled for a fashion designer, sometimes he'd let me have a little something.
unphase: (she's addicted to nicotine patches she's)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Close enough. And Interlac is best spoken, never written, and even spoken sounds ugly. So, I'll find something we both can understand and go with that.

[she loves dresses. she's been living in slip-dresses since she arrived since as a Coldblood, she's immune to the season's chill. and if he wants pointers on formal dress, she'd be happy to comply~~]

Well...no matter what the world, the Wazzos would count as the most wealthy. Five thousand years of careful breeding and development to create an aristocracy incapable of being destroyed. Even after my girlish exploits. [said in a tone that clearly stated she didn't regret a one of them]
unphase: (she says control it then she says don't)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-15 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[as long as her great-great, great-grandmother, and mother were alive, they'd hold onto power with an iron grip. they didn't suffer fools and they had no reservations about destroying a potential rival house. and as rebellious and scandalous as Tinya's reputation had become, she was afraid that she'd eventually have no choice but to take her place as the heir. but that could be a hundred years in the future, maybe more]

I'm free here. Somewhat free back home. Mother is the president of the United Galaxies and she's...someone I like to avoid. When I can. She's sort of hard to avoid, though.
unphase: (should've should've been over for me no)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-16 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Mother certainly is that. It doesn't help that the Legion has to keep her up to date with whatever threats are out there. And that she demands that the briefing is done by me. But...yeah. I have to focus on what is I'm doing, how I'm feeling, how to take care of my friends while I'm here. The Mistress only knows how long that will be. [it could be three more months. it could be three more years. the realization that she was about to turn nineteen had been a little scary, but she'd always been one to stare her fears in the face until they went away]
unphase: (then my right behind the other)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-28 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. As usual. [a mock exasperated sigh] Do you ever get tired of being right?

[and she looks at the sparkly bag. it contains two presents]

Certainly, if you're ready to.

((OOC: no worries at all, RL > RP, no matter what. and I can backtag forever. <3))
unphase: (there's Judy Garland taking Buddha by)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-28 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Keep it that way.

[she says as one who is also used to usually being right and thoroughly enjoys it.

it's literally the most sparkly gold gift bag to ever sparkle, complete with white and gold glitter tissue paper.

inside is an embroidery of the symbol he often wears held in an embroidery hoop and ready for hanging, the other is a brass brass cat paperweight]


I hope you like them. I'd first went with just the embroidery, but then I saw the cat and couldn't resist.
unphase: (there is a light that shines on)

[personal profile] unphase 2022-04-30 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[she smiles at his reaction to the sparkly paper. part of it is because she herself just plain loves beautiful, sparkly things and also because she knew it would be bothersome on principle. another thing she finds beautiful, differences in people and finding common ground whenever possible.

cats are lovely. she adores them and knows he does, too. and as if on cue, Smudge comes up and rubs against his leg, mewing.

and she was worried about the embroidery. she knows that her relationship with her house and its legacy is...complicated, to put it mildly. so she wasn't sure how well her reminder of his would be since she's gotten the impression that that's something they have in common: a complex relationship with the house of their births. so she breathes a little sigh of relief when he seems moved.

and she smiles]
It's the least I could do. I'm glad you like them.

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