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Waver Velvet | Lord El Melloi II ([personal profile] slightlytaller) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-04-04 03:53 pm

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A quick question.

I see we're dealing with some sort of unending night scenario. The pirates and the squid thing are easy enough, but I've got to know:

Is this a Vampire kind of darkness or a Werewolf kind of darkness? I can figure the rest out accordingly if someone has an answer.

Also the convenience stores here suck. The tea is weak, I can't find a decent sandwich, and all of the rival shops are out of a proper cleaner to get the salt stains off my glasses.

Anyone feel like sharing any tips?

- V
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, for most of you, I've noticed. Not for me.

[Is he a little jealous, irrationally? Kind of! Oh, to grow up touching paper whenever he felt like it, although if paper were as abundant as flimsy, it wouldn't be nearly as precious.

He waves a hand; he isn't nearly as neurotic about real paper now as he was months ago, the first time he washed up on this beach. Somewhat, still, yes. But not as much. That doesn't mean he doesn't have a lengthy explanation for this, though:]


It is a precious artifact, where I'm from. Our real paper is ancient and irreplaceable and kept in airtight boxes full of helium and under light-blocking security measures so it doesn't fade or age to crumbling. Our House has other interests beyond the caretaking of old paper, don't get me wrong, but I told you: I'm the Warden. That means I have certain duties beyond the archival and personal research, et cetera.

[Like minding the helium boxes, or at least, making sure somebody is doing that. He shrugs. It all makes perfect sense.]

I'm into paper, if you like. [ha ha] So: let's make a thank you card, if you'll indulge me for a little longer than planned.
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-05 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask me about the Sixth as soon as we find a crafts table, [he says, with a smile for Waver's relenting. It's a purely childish want, this thank you card idea, but it's also fun and funky, so -

Well, so he smiles his luminous smile for something silly and childish like making a card with a near stranger is the best possible outcome, and that's how this afternoon is going to go now. Waver is welcome to sulk, but at least one of them is going to have a good time.]


Embarrassing one's friends is a time-honored tradition and I am happy to help, besides. Do you want to find something new to wear first?

[No offense, but there is a... sea odor.]
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-06 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This way, then, [Palamedes says, and makes a semi-sharp turn down a side street that will lead them to his shop of choice, or: the one with the least complicated clothing. His cavalier has always handled the intricacies of, like... self care for both of them. The sock organizing. Etc. Palamedes knows that comfort is king and that's the precise kind of clothing shop they're headed to, now.

That the side streets are just a touch more menacing in the green light and without so many crowds is an unfortunate consequence. It can't be helped.

As for this other thing...]


Your place has better lighting than mine, trust me. I don't need to see it to know. [he lives in a bunkerrrr] And speaking of lighting...

[A gesture at the green drabness; a crafts table would have been very kitsch, but mm, maybe not. It's not long to reach the shop selling mostly variations on a theme, the gray sweater extravaganza, and Palamedes points it out as they approach.]

Here, this one. You'd have to ask about shoes, I've never bothered.
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-07 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, a basement; probably still better lit artificially than the Sixth bunker with its couple of naked light bulbs on strings, anyway. Palamedes has found that most people are concerned with being able to see things all the time, while he's habitually covering windows on each visit to the Archives to protect the paper. And control the temperature.

So, normal things. He hums, fingering the sleeve of a solid gray sweater.]


I've got a torch somewhere in my bag, if you like. [And,] I — hmm.

[He hastily rethinks "I don't go outside," because it's patently untrue now. The weather now is milder than the ice upon his first arrival to Trench, and he'd handled that masterfully (that is to say, bleeding on it), so. More accurately, he's not used to weather.

Idly, his gaze slides away from the cozy sweaters to the nearby rack of outerwear. Hnn.]


How much heavier?
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been on a ski trip.

[He's never experienced spring, either, but that's neither here nor there. He makes a face at the rack, wondering if it's lazy or economical to just... wait until his new friend is done picking out sweaters and then politely ask him to pick something "heavier" for him...

(It's both!)

He also slightly doubts they're going to scare anyone, but he hums and lifts the hem of the poncho-robe to get at his bag and fish for the flashlight, which he holds up and wiggles pointedly once he's got it out. Behold: pocket-sized.]


I don't know how long it will last, so let's move quickly. [Not that he doesn't enjoy shopping, but he also enjoys (the idea of) crafts. He glances at whichever sweater has been tentatively chosen;] Not that one. Two to your right, that's the one.

[They Are All Gray]
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Buy two sweaters. Palamedes shrugs; the objection and the softer tone there are hard to miss? He doesn't need to know the context to politely let it go.]

Suit yourself. And no: not before I woke up here. I was raised in a hermetically sealed Library and went on one very bad vacation without any snow, then — here.

[So that's just a big no all around.]

What do you teach?

[Like, Palamedes was Master Warden at 13, so it's not impossible that this tiny young man is a teacher...]
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
You teach in a clocktower?

[See, he can do that thing too; not that it matters one way or the other if people don't understand the Sixth here. Even the other Houses consider them cagey recluses in their weird metal tupperware, shuffling around artifacts. But alright: magecraft theory, which means magic school.

That's fun. Genuinely, Palamedes occasionally misses taking exams and toiling away days into weeks perfecting practical skills for class.

As an afterthought, he grabs a cloak from the rack; it feels heavier? It will do.]


I'm a necromancer, so alchemy is outside my area of expertise. Can I take your class?

[hahaha, jokes! no but really though.]
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-09 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Palamedes makes a gesture with the arm not holding up this new cloak, like, see? And he does not sleep among the bookshelves, therefore it all makes sense in how it specifically does not make sense.

Now then. The magics.]


You have to be born a necromancer, but if you want to know about anatomy, I can teach you that. Curative science is a hobby of mine.

[That is to say, not magic at all.]

The basics of your magecraft might be an unconquerable hurdle, but theory is interesting. You're a teacher; let's have a lecture.
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Palamedes can say with certainty now that he's never met anyone more prone to moodswings than this. Frustration into interest in record time, good god, take a breath.

He hums, briefly moving aside to like, exchange a cool rock for this cloak or whatever. He's getting the first one he picked up and that's that, it'll be good enough.]


Sure, I'll show you the ropes. [No, he does not need a bag, he's going to put this new cloak on over everything else, right now--] That said, if you're going to wallow about how I was born lucky, or whatever your ancient lineage crap is, I'm going home. Being born a necromancer and being a good necromancer are two different things, and I really can't stand people who assume.

[So, like, those are his terms, delivered pretty blandly, all things considered. He arranges the hood of the cloak, flips it up, flips it back down, then holds his arms out at his sides. Look, behold the fashion.]

What do you think?
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-13 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Palamedes considers — and decides that this isn't a problem he can solve, so he won't make it worse by trying. He's said his piece, so - alright. Handled.]

Come with me, then.

[It's time to locate some fancy paper. Fancy paper won't cast any judgments on anyone, which is considerate. Palamedes leads the way out of the shop, stopping to remember it's dark outside, then turns and continues further down - away from the way they came.

Paper time, paper time...]


Just so you know, though, I'm not a doctor. It's basic first aid left when the "arts" are removed.

[You know, in case that actually isn't enough of a trade.]
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-13 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Right — healing magic isn't my forte even with necromancy. "Curative necromancy"? [He chuckles; somehow this is funny to him every time it comes up, which is surprisingly often.] It even sounds fictitious.

[No, it's only the necromantic ability to pinch and pull at various bodily energies that brute forces necromancy into a "healing art." Barely. Necromancers are not particularly known for trying to save lives.

Luckily, this one cares about that!! And:]


We are. It's around the corner, if I'm recalling my streets properly in the dark. I'll let you take the lead on decorative choices once we get there.
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[personal profile] megatheorem 2022-04-15 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
You mean recycling?

[Is this a joke? He's not explaining it; maybe it is. The Sixth makes use of enough organic material, fat-based and so on, that maybe finger bullets wouldn't be so strange at all.

Still, it's delivered with the mild affect of maybe-a-joke-maybe-not, and he snorts, gesturing at himself and his head-to-toe grays.]


Blame the sun going out for a boring color scheme, if you want. Ultimately, it's your card.