strikefirster: (all right)
Johnny Lawrence ([personal profile] strikefirster) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-04-07 12:10 pm

2nd Strike | Video | UN: 1stStrike | KARATE WAR BEGINS

[ The feed opens to show Ozpin within the sitting room of his manor in Gaze, hands folded over his filigreed walking cane. The glow of the moon combines with his overwrought wallpaper to make the background luridly green. He smiles thinly over his tinted glasses; he seems tense about something offscreen. ]

Good afternoon, everyone. I recognize it has been some time since I last discussed my services on this network... and so I wish to put out a call once again. For those who wish to hone their skills in combat, my name is Professor Ozpin, and I am glad to welcome students new and old.

As it happens, I have met with [ and here's an obvious flicker of annoyance ] several other combat instructors in town, and we have devised an event which all might enjoy. [ He turns his attention to the right, and the camera pans with him, to another silver-haired man. ]

Thank you, Professor Ozpin. [ He nods, turning back to look at the camera with a warm smile. ] Hello, everyone. I'm Terry Silver.

We'll be holding a martial arts tournament with both armed and unarmed divisions. We hope to hold it sometime in May, just for some friendly competition and a bit of motivation to learn and improve your self-defense skills.
[ Will it stay friendly? Probably not. ]

All three of us will be offering lessons separately, and if you're a teacher with at least one student you can sign your own school up as well.

[ He looks to his right, clenching his teeth as he tries not to look too annoyed with Johnny. ] Anything you'd like to add, Sensei Lawrence?

[ Johnny moves in front of the two men who tower over him so he’s the prime focus of the feed from here on out. ]

Listen up, nerds.

This tournament is going to have some ground rules for anyone who wants to participate.

Rule number 1: No powers, magical bullshit, or any other crap like that. A real badass doesn’t need those in a fight. He- Or she beats the crap out of her opponent with their own two hands or a weapon in this case.

Rule number 2: These fights aren’t an all out brawl. This is going to be a test of skills. You’ll be awarded points in a match. You need three points to win. You’ll be awarded points for a clean hit to the head or body.

Rule number 3: No murder. This should go without fucking saying. We’re here to kick ass and take names. A real winner knows when he’s won.

And finally- Now, Paul!


[ The camera shifts slightly as a human-sized stuffed ninja wearing a “Super Awesome Ninja School” t-shirt is thrown into frame. Johnny leaps up and kicks it in the chest and out of frame before landing on the ground in one solid motion. ]

This is an open challenge to any of the other combat schools looking to start up. Next month, be there or be square.

[OOC: Green font is Ozpin, Blue is Terry, Red is Johnny.

More info on this player plot can be found here! ]
tempredmental: (Mou...)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-09-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hey
You started this
azurestar: (cherrybomb)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-09-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
not the point keith!
azurestar: (ready for it)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-09-27 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
nope no
nah uh
im blocking you
tempredmental: (Annoyed Look)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-10-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Fine
If that makes you feel better


[Can you feel the eye-rolling, Lance?]
azurestar: (coolninja)

1/3

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-12 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
it does!
azurestar: (thinker)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[…wait.]
azurestar: (annoyed)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Keith's dense.]
azurestar: (concentrate)

4/4 (i lied)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-12 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
you know im not actually blocking you, right?
tempredmental: (>.> Judgment Being Passed)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-10-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Keith stared for a second. What...]

Did you honestly think I wouldnt
azurestar: (my mind's imagination)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-19 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[…]

when i say vol, you say…
Edited 2022-10-19 21:22 (UTC)
tempredmental: (DX)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-10-21 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
THATS A STUPID CHANT AND YOU KNOW IT
azurestar: (cherrybomb)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S LITERALLY IN EVERY MOVIE WITH A HIGH SCHOOL PEP RALLY
tempredmental: (Oh Quiznak!)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-10-24 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD I WATCH STUPID MOVIES WITH STUPID PEP RALLIES
azurestar: (come on)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-27 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH I FORGOT YOU'RE TOO EMO TO HAVE FUN
tempredmental: (Woah Hang On!)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-11-05 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
STUPID MOVIES ARE NOT FUN
azurestar: (cherrybomb)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-11-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
STUPID MOVIES ARE THE MOST FUN
tempredmental: (SIGH Please Stop)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-12-01 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG LANCE
I am not having this fight with you over text
azurestar: (diamond)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-04 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
you just can't think of a good argument because there ISN'T ONE
azurestar: (mocking)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-05 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[GASP. RUDE?! HE IS OFFENDED!!!!

BUT ALSO WEIRDLY PROUD??? UGH, NO. HE'S A JERK.]


fine! be that way! like i care!
tempredmental: (Growling)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you didnt care
You wounldt have responded
azurestar: (annoyed)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Keith gets a picture sent in response of Lance sticking his tongue out and pulling one of his eyelids down using his middle finger.]
tempredmental: (Everyone's Forgotten That)

[personal profile] tempredmental 2022-12-07 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Lance got a picture back of just Keith's hand... middle finger raised in kind.]