unmelting: (kaeya077)
Kaeya Alberich ([personal profile] unmelting) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-04-28 09:47 pm

[Video]

[ POST OPEN TO EVERYONE - BLOCKED FROM DILUC RAGNVINDR ]


[Kaeya appears on video looking entirely smug and pleased with himself. This is not unusual for Kaeya, but today this is due to his being very pleased that he's figured out the technology enough to make this post unviewable by Diluc. Secret and surprise. He's a technological genius.

Of course, in his triumph over his Omni, he's completely let it slip his mind that since he's been romantically bonded with Diluc since February that Diluc can hear his every thought. No one tell him. Someone please tell him]


Hello friends. I have a rather important announcement.

Many of you know Master Diluc Ragnvindr, I believe. It's likely no surprise that he's not one to talk much about these sorts of things, but you see, it's his birthday very soon -- the thirtieth of this month.

[And even if Diluc won't bring it up. Kaeya clearly will. So he continues, cheerful and chipper.]

So if you happen to be free, please stop by Roost that day. There will be cake and refreshments for old friends and new alike to celebrate another year for our dear Diluc.

Ah, and of course. It's a surprise, so discretion is appreciated.

[It'll dawn on him eventually that it's not even remotely a surprise. It's fine.]
traversal: (pic#15221732)

un: lumine

[personal profile] traversal 2022-04-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ .................... hold on, give her a minute to go through the message and go through it again. it isn't the fact that it's an announcement of diluc's birthday that's the issue here. ]

I'll definitely come by to see you two. It's been a while, I think.

But Kaeya


[ ah, how does she even preface this to him. ]

Isn't this message something that Master Diluc can hear too?
Edited 2022-04-29 02:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] traversal 2022-04-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ look, she won't argue that diluc's birthday is the best part. ]

A lot of things have happened as of late. We should catch up soon.

[ that gives her a momentary pause. okay, she didn't think the omni had that kind of functionality. then again, she doesn't use it a lot. but!! ]

I see.

But what about the Bonding Pact that you've had with him?
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[personal profile] traversal 2022-04-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ the long pause pretty much told her what's up already. don't worry, her impression of him won't change, especially when this is all behind text. ]

Too used to his voice in your head?
traversal: (Default)

[personal profile] traversal 2022-04-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Almost as if you can read each other's thoughts?

I wouldn't really say it's strange, especially since Aether and I are similar.


[ then again, they're twins, so such a connection is commonplace for the both of them. she wonders if it's the same for siblings who don't share blood. ]

Is Master Diluc more talkative in your head than in person?
siriusly: (do i get any say in this at all.)

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[personal profile] siriusly 2022-04-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Eehh, really? [that is a surprised tone.

quietly:] I didn't think the months tracked the same here as Tevyat... [ANYWAY:]
I mean, I'm already going to be there, but ah, should I get something in advance? Or is he going to be cranky about that.
siriusly: (golly gee shucks)

[personal profile] siriusly 2022-04-29 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh... [hmm...] May-maybe just showing up...it's not like I know what he'd even want, right?
torpour: (063)

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[personal profile] torpour 2022-04-29 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're bonded magically and mentally. Doesn't that mean this surprise is already a bust?
torpour: (066)

[personal profile] torpour 2022-04-29 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[and this is why he's glad he hates those bonds. there's no privacy with them.]

Perhaps you should have asked someone else to plan it.
torpour: (054)

[personal profile] torpour 2022-04-29 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[nehan sighs softly. omnipotent save him from these people who don't think.]

I will bring Venti.

Do we only come as ourselves, or are we allowed to bring something?
monoceroscaeli: (3)

un: childe

[personal profile] monoceroscaeli 2022-04-29 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Everyone already took care of the more important part of this, it seems, so he'll just smile back at Kaeya.]

I appreciate the heads up on this.

[But he's got a question.]

Diluc is the only person here I struggle finding gifts for. Tell me, what do you give a man who has everything he needs?
monoceroscaeli: <user name="optimisty"> (120 and a half ig)

[personal profile] monoceroscaeli 2022-04-29 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's right up my alley then.

[Boy, could he think of plenty of things to give Diluc in regards to cooking.]

I might not have time to put together what I'd like to get him right now, but I think I can find something along those lines on short notice. But I shouldn't say more, just in case your thoughts leak that surprise, haha.

[Sorry Kaeya, he couldn't help the little bit of teasing there.]
monoceroscaeli: <user name="optimisty"> (86)

[personal profile] monoceroscaeli 2022-04-29 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Listen, Childe is a good friend. He won't let Kaeya stay pouty like that.]

Now now, it's not so bad! It is at his business after all. If there were any little touches he'd like to add to this little get together that is to his liking, now he can do it freely. I'm sure that will give him some measure of satisfaction over it.

[He's not sure how particular Diluc is about these kinds of things, but he knows he'd want The Roost to be acceptable to his own terms.]
sparkknight: (No but I want to)

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[personal profile] sparkknight 2022-04-29 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a Klee doing a little flail. It's Diluc's birthday. She has to find a gift stat ]

It's Diluc's birthday. Klee has to go find a gift for him and make a card! Um, I want to help but don't know what to do.

Um, I dunno what to give him, but Klee is going to look for the nice gift. Cause he's the best and teaching Klee stuff!
onekindsoul: (fall to darkness)

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[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-04-30 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thirty?

...Oh my gosh. He's so old.

Like ancient.
cuddlery: (did i do that)

Video | UN: YOURFRIENDSCORPIA

[personal profile] cuddlery 2022-04-30 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Scorpia waves cheerily.]

Hey Kayea! Hi! It's me, Scorpia!

[But she pauses as she takes all of that in, her eyes widening with surprise and alarm.]

Wait! It's his birthday? Diluc's? So- so soon?! Oh gosh... I am going to be there absolutely! And... presents! Birthdays have presents, right? So I should... What should I get for him?!
dohaeris: (BEAMS)

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[personal profile] dohaeris 2022-05-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[a party! how nice. sansa beams.]

It's very kind of you to invite everyone. Would you happen to have Diluc's measurements? I'd like to make him a jacket.

[so she can put dragons on it.]