[Video]
[ POST OPEN TO EVERYONE - BLOCKED FROM DILUC RAGNVINDR ]
[Kaeya appears on video looking entirely smug and pleased with himself. This is not unusual for Kaeya, but today this is due to his being very pleased that he's figured out the technology enough to make this post unviewable by Diluc. Secret and surprise. He's a technological genius.
Of course, in his triumph over his Omni, he's completely let it slip his mind that since he's been romantically bonded with Diluc since February that Diluc can hear his every thought. No one tell him.Someone please tell him]
Hello friends. I have a rather important announcement.
Many of you know Master Diluc Ragnvindr, I believe. It's likely no surprise that he's not one to talk much about these sorts of things, but you see, it's his birthday very soon -- the thirtieth of this month.
[And even if Diluc won't bring it up. Kaeya clearly will. So he continues, cheerful and chipper.]
So if you happen to be free, please stop by Roost that day. There will be cake and refreshments for old friends and new alike to celebrate another year for our dear Diluc.
Ah, and of course. It's a surprise, so discretion is appreciated.
[It'll dawn on him eventually that it's not even remotely a surprise. It's fine.]
[Kaeya appears on video looking entirely smug and pleased with himself. This is not unusual for Kaeya, but today this is due to his being very pleased that he's figured out the technology enough to make this post unviewable by Diluc. Secret and surprise. He's a technological genius.
Of course, in his triumph over his Omni, he's completely let it slip his mind that since he's been romantically bonded with Diluc since February that Diluc can hear his every thought. No one tell him.
Hello friends. I have a rather important announcement.
Many of you know Master Diluc Ragnvindr, I believe. It's likely no surprise that he's not one to talk much about these sorts of things, but you see, it's his birthday very soon -- the thirtieth of this month.
[And even if Diluc won't bring it up. Kaeya clearly will. So he continues, cheerful and chipper.]
So if you happen to be free, please stop by Roost that day. There will be cake and refreshments for old friends and new alike to celebrate another year for our dear Diluc.
Ah, and of course. It's a surprise, so discretion is appreciated.
[It'll dawn on him eventually that it's not even remotely a surprise. It's fine.]

un: lumine
I'll definitely come by to see you two. It's been a while, I think.
But Kaeya
[ ah, how does she even preface this to him. ]
Isn't this message something that Master Diluc can hear too?
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[No, no wait Lumine. That's the best part!]
No, I saw to that! As it turns out, there's a clever trick of this technology that can filter only to certain people, or filter out certain people.
[It's a miss. He really is smarter than this.]
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A lot of things have happened as of late. We should catch up soon.
[ that gives her a momentary pause. okay, she didn't think the omni had that kind of functionality. then again, she doesn't use it a lot. but!! ]
I see.
But what about the Bonding Pact that you've had with him?
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Then fall.
And it's a long moment and a quiet string of creative curses not heard beyond Khaenri'ah in centuries before another text arrives]
Ah.
That had slipped my mind. It seems I've gotten too used to it.
So perhaps not actually much of a surprise.
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Too used to his voice in your head?
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I think I am! Maybe that ought to be strange, but it's comforting. We grew up close enough to near finish each other's thoughts anyway.
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I wouldn't really say it's strange, especially since Aether and I are similar.
[ then again, they're twins, so such a connection is commonplace for the both of them. she wonders if it's the same for siblings who don't share blood. ]
Is Master Diluc more talkative in your head than in person?
audio, un: yuuki
quietly:] I didn't think the months tracked the same here as Tevyat... [ANYWAY:] I mean, I'm already going to be there, but ah, should I get something in advance? Or is he going to be cranky about that.
audio
[Besides, any reason for a party. And for
forcingurging Diluc to have a little fun.]Hmm! Well I'll leave that up to you. I'd say it's hardly required, and presence would be more appreciated than presents for someone like Diluc. But if you'd like to bring something, I won't let him be too cranky.
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voice | un: karma
voice | un: alberich
[Seriously what does it say that he's gotten so accustomed to Diluc just being in his head?? Love is a funny thing.]
I'm a victim of my own hubris.
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Perhaps you should have asked someone else to plan it.
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And Diluc certainly would not have spoken of his own birthday, so better it be known by those who care about him.
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I will bring Venti.
Do we only come as ourselves, or are we allowed to bring something?
un: childe
I appreciate the heads up on this.
[But he's got a question.]
Diluc is the only person here I struggle finding gifts for. Tell me, what do you give a man who has everything he needs?
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I admit it is tricky. He's a puzzle with things like that.
[He grew up with this trouble, Childe. What do you buy young Master Ragnvindr?]
He does enjoy cooking and experimenting in the kitchen. Perhaps the sort of spices or recipes that might be similar to your home, as an excuse for him to cook for you and for us to have you over for dinner.
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[Boy, could he think of plenty of things to give Diluc in regards to cooking.]
I might not have time to put together what I'd like to get him right now, but I think I can find something along those lines on short notice. But I shouldn't say more, just in case your thoughts leak that surprise, haha.
[Sorry Kaeya, he couldn't help the little bit of teasing there.]
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Kaeya sighs, lips pursing into a pout.]
Yes yes, I've become my own double agent. A failure of an intelligence network of one.
[A failure!! ...except such a loud failure that Diluc will surely have to pay attention to it and less attention to the quieter sort of surprise that Kaeya's actual present for him is. How convenient.]
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Now now, it's not so bad! It is at his business after all. If there were any little touches he'd like to add to this little get together that is to his liking, now he can do it freely. I'm sure that will give him some measure of satisfaction over it.
[He's not sure how particular Diluc is about these kinds of things, but he knows he'd want The Roost to be acceptable to his own terms.]
Video | Un: Fishblast
It's Diluc's birthday. Klee has to go find a gift for him and make a card! Um, I want to help but don't know what to do.
Um, I dunno what to give him, but Klee is going to look for the nice gift. Cause he's the best and teaching Klee stuff!
Video UN: RadRidingHood
...Oh my gosh. He's so old.
Like ancient.
Video | UN: YOURFRIENDSCORPIA
Hey Kayea! Hi! It's me, Scorpia!
[But she pauses as she takes all of that in, her eyes widening with surprise and alarm.]
Wait! It's his birthday? Diluc's? So- so soon?! Oh gosh... I am going to be there absolutely! And... presents! Birthdays have presents, right? So I should... What should I get for him?!
video; un: lady
It's very kind of you to invite everyone. Would you happen to have Diluc's measurements? I'd like to make him a jacket.
[so she can put dragons on it.]