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deernet2022-06-01 12:09 am
alternia_strength) wrote in deernet2022-06-01 12:09 am
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Accidental Video: UN - CentaursTesticle (CW for potential troll reproduction talk)
[There was no warning, really. The first day of June rolled around and Equius was just sitting there in his house, sipping a glass of milk freshly poured for him by his loyal centaur omen Arthour. He was relaxing, grunting as he looked through bow schematics when he noticed a soccer-ball sized eyeball sitting on top of his centaur's head. The hell? A tendril reached out, touched his forehead, another reaching out to his omni, and suddenly he and all of Trench were getting treated to a vision of another world's past! It was hard to tell if this was Maul's curse or just bad luck. It didn't matter. The video played.]
"You never know what this kind of knowledge could do to a person" [The words of the announcer seemed all too poignant as Equius sputtered and started screaming bloody murder.]
WH...WHAT?!? WHY DID YOU SH..SHOW ME THIS... THIS... [Oh look, the Pthumerian had zipped off to teach someone else a new lesson!] THIS BLASPHEMY!?!
[He was squawking, flailing his arms. His glass full of milk had flung across the room and Arthour was ducking and covering as Equius seethed and screamed bloody murder right at his omni, like it had done something wrong. A fist came out and punched it. OW! THAT HURT! It also just made the profusely sweating, horrified looking troll freak out more.]
This is a glob-infested, horror dragged out of the spinal crevice of a demented Squeal Pippete! What monster would let this festering splooge pass through their porous cranial plates to cause this to be reality?
EVERYTHING IS NOT A FUCKING BUCKET!
[Breathe]
IT CANNOT BE A FUCKING BUCKET!?!
[A vein was throbbing in his forehead.]
I AM NOT A GRUB LICKING BUCKET!
[He was grabbing at his forehead like he had an existential crisis]
YOU ARE NOT A BUCKET!
[He looked like he was about to tear some hair out.]
THIS WORLD IS NOT A BUCKET!
[He shook his head in the hopes of making it go away.]
WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERSE FUCKING WORLD IS A BUCKET?!?
[Whoop, there went a chair, right through a window.]
I WILL DESTROY IT!
[This is fine. Everything is fine.]
(OOC: Teensy heads up. Yeah, he's going to be more than a little crazy in this thread.
Calming him down will be HARD. He'll get over it eventually though.)
"You never know what this kind of knowledge could do to a person" [The words of the announcer seemed all too poignant as Equius sputtered and started screaming bloody murder.]
WH...WHAT?!? WHY DID YOU SH..SHOW ME THIS... THIS... [Oh look, the Pthumerian had zipped off to teach someone else a new lesson!] THIS BLASPHEMY!?!
[He was squawking, flailing his arms. His glass full of milk had flung across the room and Arthour was ducking and covering as Equius seethed and screamed bloody murder right at his omni, like it had done something wrong. A fist came out and punched it. OW! THAT HURT! It also just made the profusely sweating, horrified looking troll freak out more.]
This is a glob-infested, horror dragged out of the spinal crevice of a demented Squeal Pippete! What monster would let this festering splooge pass through their porous cranial plates to cause this to be reality?
EVERYTHING IS NOT A FUCKING BUCKET!
[Breathe]
IT CANNOT BE A FUCKING BUCKET!?!
[A vein was throbbing in his forehead.]
I AM NOT A GRUB LICKING BUCKET!
[He was grabbing at his forehead like he had an existential crisis]
YOU ARE NOT A BUCKET!
[He looked like he was about to tear some hair out.]
THIS WORLD IS NOT A BUCKET!
[He shook his head in the hopes of making it go away.]
WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERSE FUCKING WORLD IS A BUCKET?!?
[Whoop, there went a chair, right through a window.]
I WILL DESTROY IT!
[This is fine. Everything is fine.]
(OOC: Teensy heads up. Yeah, he's going to be more than a little crazy in this thread.
Calming him down will be HARD. He'll get over it eventually though.)
cw for... nsfw discussion??? this is just bullying
I will say, your species' reproduction sounds wildly unnecessarily complex. You use a bucket and then take it to the... broodmother? How horrifically sexist. The poor woman.
I suppose the question I must ask you is how biologically would it be feasible for it to be something that requires solely a metal bucket. Are you not also a bucket to deliver it onto another bucket? If a bucket is to hold genetic material, you also hold genetic material, and so does your mother grub until she creates her spawn, who will then grow up to hold genetic material.
It really sounds as if all living creatures in your species are, in some way, on a metaphysical way, a bucket.
CW: Yep, totally SFW talk about awful NSFW things for bullying purposes here. Also 1/2
D --> Only one of their species can lay eggs and it is the same for us
D --> But by human standards yes it is much more comple% and I am aware of that
D --> And we are not buckets
D --> Metaphorically or physically
D --> I am a spigot
[...]
2/2
D --> Cease this trollish behavior immediately
D --> I will punch you in the think pan
D --> Platonically
no subject
no subject
D --> You cannot dissuade me with adorable photography of purr beasts
D --> Besides that
D --> What about you
D --> If I am a bucket are you not a bucket as well
D --> No
D --> Wait
D --> That is e%ceptionally worse
D --> Forget I said that